MATTSPLAINING

In a very special Christmas episode, Matt Storrs reveals the reason for the season: Godzilla. Matt reveals the story of his first word to an expert in all things Godzilla: Negative Steve. Showing surprising accuracy, Matt details how the history of men in monster suits persists to this day. Why John C. Reilly has beef with Tom Hiddleston. The real reason the dinosaurs disappeared: atomic fire. Plu...

Matt Storrs knows how to interact with robots to stay in their good graces. Comedian and human-robot interaction expert Naomi Fitter notes that Matt is definitely more human than robot. A 70% success rate! How sociopaths and free pizza inspired a lifelong interest in robotics. The benefits of many different kinds of fruits. Matt gets schooled on the Spong Hutchinson and Vinyasagar definition of a...

Matt Storrs explains how the most important part of film distribution is ensuring you invest enough in VHS and Betamax releases. Vilan Trub rates Matt's knowledge as 90% accurate of the "standard" film distribution approach and 50-60% accurate after the experience of spending money the wrong way. How linking up with a bank can be the most effective way to get your movie into the hand...

Matt Storrs focuses far too much on black horror movies' lighting and fake blood composition. Black Horror expert, Gregory Hall (Greg7Gemini) tells Matt he wasn't that accurate. They then talk about the industry and cultural impact of black horror films from Get Out to Blackula. When is the best time to go to a dermatologist after being exposed to fake blood? How Ernest Dickerson and Jordan Peele...

Matt Storrs explains the importance of using an abacus to keep track of your paychecks and the benefits of perpetual credit surfing. Personal Finance expert* Andrew Tavin (https://www.andrewtavin.com/) gives Matt 3 out of 4 crimes of accuracy! The least fun spiral and how to tell the difference from the very fun spirograph. The best way to get hit by a bus, for profit! Plus, what separates a pickp...

Matt Storrs explains that one of the best ways to express gratitude is through the art of unsolicited advice. Comedian and gratitude expert, Ralph Anthony (ralphthemouth81) has some concerns over Matt's understanding. The best items to use to add something spicy to your tips. How bringing individually wrapped earplugs can save someone's day and their hearing. The importance of strong eye c...

What Snow White and the Seven Dwarves can teach us about effective storytelling. Comedian and storytelling expert Jeff Simmermon (https://www.jeffsimmermon.com/) finds some flaws with Matt's articulation of story dynamics. They share storytelling tips and pitfalls. Matt notes the dangers of rabid puffins. How to tell a story to sell even the most unexpected products. The secrets Bill Burr can...

Matt Storrs explains how to determine if you should befriend someone based on their favorite Kurt Vonnegut book. Expert, comedian, and "kind but generous" lover, Lou Moon details his vast admiration and knowledge of Mr. Vonnegut. The best way to choose who reads you your Vonnegut. Why Mickey Rourke turned down the role of a lifetime. Plus, the importance of admiring people for who they are and not...

Matt Storrs celebrates one year of Mattsplaining by explaining the best ways to use event coordination to launder money. Coree Spencer (I'M NOT OK, YOU'RE NOT OK) notes that might not be fully accurate. The importance of having BCBE (big clipboard energy) How Oktoberfest started as an investment in product futures and raffle tickets. the importance of intimidation in event planning. Learni...

Matt Storrs provides his questionable and inspired basis is for his Dungeons and Dragons and Index Card RPG characters. Comedian, Table Top Role Playing Game/actual play journalist, and expert Rowan Zeoli (linktr.ee/rowanzeoli) dives into what Matt espoused about the Satanic Panic and and the economic support of lead based companies. Matt reveals the best TTRPG to play if you're looking to lea...

Matt Storrs explains the funding methods of Phish stage set designs. Comedian and recent Phish convert Max Fine (@maxfine_) notes how Matt might not be as far off as he thinks he is. They delve into the mysterious world of Phish merchandising and the unofficial essential oil business. Have Phish concerts become our only remaining third space? Plus the best method to coordinate your Phish concert-g...

Matt Storrs reveals the shocking revelation that jalapenos are spicier than habaneros. Comedian and HaHa Hot Sauce founder, Dave Yates (@yatescomedy) lets Matt know that his understanding of spiciness might not be as sound as he thinks. They discuss the hot sauce nibble method to making consistent hot sauce and the secret way that pepper spray is made. The dangers of hot sauce manufacturing and ho...

Matt Storrs explains the one huge thing people overlook in studying for citizenship. Comedian and "resident alien" Karthik Lavangu (@karthiklavangucomic) brings first-hand knowledge and experience to Matt's questionable understanding. The little-known drought of double-jointed Americans and the immigrants that can save us. The various tests for citizenship and how knowing about Senif...

Matt Storrs "knows" quite a bit about the real estate market in New York City. Claire Lichtenstein (@clichtenstein) calmly explains that Matt's knowledge might have some gaps in his understanding. Could there be multi-million dollar apartments in each borough filled with dirt like The New York Earth Room? What might happen with the thousands of apartments sitting empty around the cit...

Matt Storrs regals us with the numerous celebrities that were a part and almost a part of Mortal Kombat in the first episode of MATTSPLAINING season 3. Lifelong Kombatat and Komedian Rob Maebe, respectfully corrects Matt while confirming the surprising connection of Abe Vigoda in the game series. It's amazing what secret characters and moves people have been able to find. The two discuss Jean...

Matt Storrs "explains" how accents and dialects help us cope with trauma. Dialect coach Jordan Yanko listens, analyzes, and breaks down Matt's many errors. They discuss how people develop accents and how dialects shape our identity. Matt notes how foreign accent syndrome heals the brain and body and how dialects can be used for jaw and muscle health. How Matt "overcame" his...

Matt Storrs "explains" the surprising connection between military intelligence, board games, hackathons, and Japanese professional wrestling. Krangus Gillespie casts doubt on some of Matt's understanding. What is it like to be in intelligence and to work finding information in Afghanistan. They discuss how it's not always playing the game but your ability to pay attention to the...

Matt Storrs explains how multiple different alcohols can be used to elevate baking and inhibit gluten production. Adrien Behn ( Strangers Abroad Podcast ) finds solace in the potential cure for Celiac disease. Adrien discusses what it's like to work as a baker and Matt insists on exposing "Big Apron." There may even be a few baking trade secrets that absolutely do not violate any NDA...

Matt Storrs uncovers the truth about the evil form of Jazz: Zzaj. Danny Doyle (@badcactusaz) explains that jazz is more a musical language, though Zzaj is something to fear. They discuss the importance of having a smooth jazz voice. Matt notes the new wave of jazz instruments including the moonshine jug and the avant-garde jazz performers using washboards and bassoons. Danny gives Matt the most cr...

Matt Storrs details the different types of cats in ancient Egypt. Aleshia Fessel listens and calmly articulates the differences between different types of cats and important considerations when dealing with people with allergies. Cat confusion with mirror cat transformations. The advancements in pet technology are pur-found. Plus cat attempts to inspire tears for the wonderful saltiness. Learn Mor...

Matt Storrs mentions the various Star Trek religions and Gene Roddenberry's desire to get them to catch on to make a cash grab. Alex Fleming ( The Bloodwine Boyz ) uses a wealth of knowledge to correct and add to Matt's knowledge. The original plan was for Riker to join the Borg. Lascivious tested too well and was far too sexy. The ACE community and their connections to Star Trek. Plus, ju...

Matt Storrs explains the tumultuous nature of parenting and participating in youth sports. Darlene Hayden (@darlizzle) notes the importance of trusting a child to find the athletic activities they most enjoy. Do they want to go for traditional sports, or something different like BMX, Jiu Jitsu, or hockey in the desert? How to deal with difficult parents and the logistics of a passionate athletic c...

Matt Storrs explains a young boy's concerns over his watch obsession lead to a difficult conversation about his possible werewolf diagnosis. Sammie James (sammiesamjames) details the transformational power of werewolf media and how those stories can be surprisingly helpful. Plus, the healing and spiritual experience of watching horror movies. https://youtu.be/y-l7Rfs7DLQ Learn more diversityhorror

"Accuracy" returns as Matt Storrs explains the big conditioner's hold on Romanic novels. Expert and writer Liz Zerkel (https://lizzerkel.com/) cannot confirm the influence of hot models on your book cover on conditioner sales, but there's likely a connection. There's a discussion of the highest quality alien romantic "text" that is Earth Girls are Easy. Plus, the im...

Matt Storrs explains how d*ck and fart jokes are the sacraments of a new religion. Erick Biez (@erickbiez) notes that might be right. They discuss how Kevin Smith has greatly impacted the creative and social development of so many folks. The work allows folks to find people that share similar interests. While Matt might be wrong about the religious analogs, you can't deny how much the work has...