Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Pumpkin spice at Christmas? Peppermint in July? No! Plus, the best pro tip to take a nap at work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the single worst text message you could send someone. Avoid at all costs. Plus, how to avoid small talk with your neighbors, and how to fight a mountain lion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you gossip at the office? Sandy and Jason think its key to bonding with your coworkers. Plus, how to dumpster dive like a pro, and then take a power nap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this mom just stunting for Tik Tok, or she really this terrible? Plus, Marcus shamed at the pool, and Sandy goes ham on a lamb... burger. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the social disaster we all have nightmares about. Plus, the science behind why hooking up with a ex is so easy, and keeps happening. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Airlines banning alcohol? How will Marcus ever fly again? Plus, eating that hot dog for dinner tonight is taking minutes off your life. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there any possible way to take a photo of someone without them knowing, and not looking like a creepy weirdo? Also, single guys over 50... damaged beyond repair? Marcus thinks so. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When is it OK to put out Halloween decorations? Producer Jason has the answer drilled down to a science. Plus, grossest thing you have ever seen a co-worker do, and how territorial are you about your spot on the couch? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z is bringing back the phone call! Marcus is thrilled! Plus, our drinking increased how much last year? ...and I dream about being a hero, but I dunno if I would wrestle an alligator. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much money have you wasted on crap you bought online that you never used? No matter your answer, you can't beat Sandy she is the queen of buying junk. Plus, time to delete your ex on social media! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Really? I thought my barista loved me? Also, Sandy forgot how old she was over the weekend, and was horrified when she found out. Plus, Sundays are very scary apparently. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pro tips on how to get out of a conversation with that co-worker you want nothing to do with. Plus, how your insane drunk uncle made your wedding weird, and why "workcations" really suck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My cardio isn't an accident, it's purposely integrated into my daily life, ok!? Plus, do you really want to live in Stockton? ...and the things that baristas hate seem kinda silly. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are gyms dead? Sandy hopes not, but Marcus could do with a few less guys using the locker room to blow dry... everything. Plus, Marcus "let it slip" around someone he shouldn't have, and what do you do when you have a sexy dream about a co-worker? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is horrified there is a company that wants to put cameras in the homes of their work from home employees. Nightmare! ...but what if you got more vacation time and a 4 day work week? Plus: Parents, be careful what you say to your kids, it could cost you millions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Experts" say you only really need 3 to 4 minutes in the shower. Pfft, I'm going to need a lot longer than that to ponder my life choices. Plus, Marcus is a science experiment, and Sandy goes crazy in Napa... by watching The Golden Girls? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy dreams of living alone in the desert... just call her a goddess, not a hermit. Plus, Marcus is behaving badly in front of his therapist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To recline, or not to recline... that is the question. Sandy is SO pissed if you recline in front of her on a flight... Marcus can't recline soon enough. Plus, Marcus' first time at a dispensary, woman vs coyote, and we can't remember what we look like because of IG filters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is it about ourselves that makes people just not want to be around us. Deep soul searching time! Plus, Marcus is all about food pics, but you better eat that food afterwards! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus tried to camp this weekend but hurt himself badly about one hour in. Plus, your most random and funny celeb sightings, and Sandy is thinking about selling something, anything! as an NFT. We are working way too hard we need to figure out this NFT thing, ok!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if you were taking a shower and your neighbor could see... everything. I mean, opening to get a date with the hot guy across the street? Plus, you could quit drinking coffee to be healthier, but who would want to quit coffee? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you think your boyfriend is cheating, you need to perfect the art of the zoom in. Plus, Marcus plans an epic taco night, only to get a soul crushing comment from his daughter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to rent someone's pool? Sounds cool, until the homeowner wants to kick it with you. Plus, I've been using Doritos all wrong, and Marcus doubles down on his hoarding of gift cards. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ladies, a married man is trying to get with you... do you tell his wife? Plus, Marcus wouldn't wash himself, or anything, if it wasn't for his wife. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you get embarrassed about buying certain things at the store? Marcus DGAF. Plus, is a device free dinner even possible? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.