Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

The Halloween candy that will totally wreck your teeth this year. Plus, how to broadcast yourself in the shower on IG Live, and what our old high school social groups say about us now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How high is the danger in brand new underwear? Plus, do you number 2 in front of your partner? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wedding hashtags... cool or nah? Wait, what's a hashtag again? Plus, Sandy trying to gear up for a ghost hunter adventure, and Marcus ditches his dad for the weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy wants to be a paranormal researcher so bad! One problem: she's way too scared. Plus, what the heck how are candy corn and twizzlers on this list of top selling Halloween candy!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you buy a house if you knew an exorcism took place inside? What if it was a great price? Plus, Marcus is so very excited about his holiday travel plans (sarcasm) and Sandy has another ghost encounter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Facebook and Instagram down? Guess I have to actually do some work. Plus, Marcus' food pics are making him fat? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Many teens don't know how to make the bed or do laundry... but does Sandy? Plus, Marcus teaches his Dad about BDSM? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you have more than this much free time, you are probably incredibly unhappy. WTF? Plus, go big for Halloween or go home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could she do it? Plus, the very first PSL, and how to be a YouTube star. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ladies, if your man wears a size 10, better watch out! Plus, Sandy partied it up in Palm Springs this past weekend, and Marcus cleans up nice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Jason once again wants to dress up his kids like murderers. Cute, or too creepy? Plus, pro tips on how (not) to break up with your stylist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People are planning the conception of their baby around Zodiac signs and honestly we have never heard anything more stupid. Plus, don't ever comment on a woman's eating. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apple wants to creep on us even more and quite frankly I'm not comfortable with them knowing how bored I am everyday lying on my couch in the dark. Plus, Marcus doesn't want to be reminded of death at your wedding, and is a mom an a-hole if she makes her kids pay for their own snacks? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Great news! You can eat whatever you want and still be fit. Plus, who get the armrests when you sit in the middle seat on an airplane is finally answered. But is this really the solution? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't listen to basically every kind of music while driving... it could kill you! Plus, the best worst way to quit a job, and Jason's kid free anniversary. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Three things you did last night are killing you! Plus, Marcus wants to be taken seriously as a Mexican, and things single people should know about marriage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mercury in retrograde starts soon, prepare to hide in a bunker! Plus, Sandy is forced to say hi to her neighbor, with surprising results. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Middle aged at 35? Nope, not cool. Plus, Ed Sheeran is on the phone, avoiding the airplane seat next to a baby, and all the ways we misread that innocent text message from a friend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You don't need 10K steps anymore! Plus, Sandy hears about some savage revenge, and Marcus can't eat all morning nor can he find anyone to give him a ride after his surgery. Poor guy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's it! I'm never leaving the house again! Plus, Marcus would love to wear PJ's and Ugg boots to Starbucks, and Sandy is right to be still recovering from her Vegas weekend... science proves it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is having a family the only easy excuse for getting out of a work meeting? Sandy needs options! Plus, how to talk to a neighbor when you have no idea what their name is. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one comment will never not be annoying!!! Plus, Sandy stars in a romantic comedy in Vegas, Marcus gardens and grosses out at the same time, and kids + "vacation" = "trip". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You have been sliding into DM's all wrong. We'll teach you how! Plus, the games married people play, and why we are not ready to let summer go just yet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to avoid eating sweets and junk food? Just smell it! Plus, Marcus breaks up with his gardener, and Jason thinks his wife his testing him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are bald dudes sexy? What about "balding" dudes? Plus, another horrifying "I didn't know I was pregnant" story has Sandy freaked out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.