Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Halloween should come with a day off, and we're ready to fight for it. Plus, we're figuring out how to prepare for the holidays without losing our minds, and apparently your date is judging WAY more than your personality when they come over to your place. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Technology is NOT on our side today. Our computer completely crashed, we're exposing the warning signs that your future neighbors might be a nightmare, and Kelly Clarkson has some serious words for a store after a shopping experience that gave major Pretty Woman energy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forget ghosts and horror movies, we're talking about the things that ACTUALLY scare us. Plus, we reveal the most popular Halloween costumes of 2026, and apparently gaming conventions have a little hygiene problem that needs to be addressed ASAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corporate team bonding is getting a little TOO creative. We get into the wild ideas our office has been throwing around, figure out which name-brand products are actually worth skipping, and expose just how chaotic our unread email counts really are. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do leftovers ACTUALLY taste better the next day, or have we all just convinced ourselves they do? We get into the new research, expose the little behaviors that immediately tell you someone might be a terrible person, and Taylor has a much more urgent problem: WHAT does she wear to the Bruno Mars concert?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently we're faking cauliflower ear now because... masculinity? We discuss the bizarre trend, break down why everyone is talking about Hottieween, and Marcus's anniversary gift saga finally reaches its conclusion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus in the morning is back with a fun-filled episode that's sure to leave you laughing and thinking. This morning, the conversation starts with a hilarious game of "How much would it take for you to lick the floor in the kitchen?" where Marcus and Taylor share their ridiculous prices for doing the unthinkable. But it's not all about the gross stuff - Marcus also dive into the latest news and tr...

Remember when we printed MapQuest directions, burned CDs, and had to WAIT for the internet to connect?! We look back at the things we did in the 90s and 2000s that sound completely fake now, find out why “cozy cardio” is replacing the hot girl walk, and get into the Gen Z fashion trends Millennials absolutely cannot stand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Being a nerd is HOT now?! Somewhere, everyone who got made fun of in high school is feeling extremely validated. Plus, we find out which cities have the friendliest neighbors and Marcus has an update from his sports dad era that has him questioning whether he's actually cut out for this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently existing is a subscription service now. We talk about the pink tax and why women can end up paying more, expose the pettiest and most ridiculous dating icks, and remember all the things that used to be normal before they became “luxuries.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor's household is getting a new addition! We get into her new roommate situation, the tiny noises that instantly make your blood BOIL, and a relationship dilemma that has us wondering: do you give up your travel dreams if your spouse doesn't want to come with you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently getting older means you can't just destroy yourself at the gym and expect everything to be fine tomorrow. We learn how to recover smarter after 35, expose the incomplete texters driving everyone INSANE, and spend some time getting to know the STAR crew. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wives are officially TIRED of being their husband's unpaid social coordinator. We get into why women are done managing plans, friendships, and calendars for grown men, expose the jobs that are way more romanticized than they deserve to be, and share our favorite ways to get an energy boost when we're running on EMPTY. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently 85% of drivers think they're safer than average... which mathematically feels a little suspicious. We find out which jobs sound WAY more glamorous than they actually are, then tackle a DM Dilemma from someone who's tired of giving their friend advice just to watch them do the exact opposite. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing humbles you faster than having to Google what a 12-year-old just said. We get into the Gen Alpha slang confusing everyone, the workplace phrases people throw around when they want to sound extra intelligent, and Marcus is apparently trading the studio for a saddle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The older we get, the more we realize everyone seriously left out some IMPORTANT information. We talk about the unexpected realities of aging, the biggest crime you can commit in the kitchen, and why Marcus was in a MOOD at the 49ers home opener. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trying to make plans with a group of adults should qualify as a full-time job. We're attempting to coordinate everyone for a football game, Marcus is becoming the ultimate sports dad, and we confess the lies we've told when “sorry, I simply don't feel like going” wasn't an option. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes you wake up and the vibes are simply OFF. We get into the little things that can actually pull you out of a bad mood, then debate whether trick-or-treating has an expiration date. At what age do you officially need to start buying your own candy?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The half-cow saga CONTINUES because Marcus has an important beef update for us. Plus, we're not done calling out the dreaded office “pinger,” aka the coworker who refuses to just tell you what they want. Then we expose ourselves by sharing the absolute LAZIEST things we've ever done. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus's half-cow era officially begins TODAY, and we have so many questions. Plus, if your coworker constantly messages “hey” or “quick question” with absolutely zero context, you may have a pinger on your hands. Then, we dive into the controversial Sydney Sweeney sports ad and why it's sparking such a big debate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus had a VERY humbling weekend, and unfortunately for him, we're making him relive the embarrassment. Plus, apparently HALF of people don't want to see your pet out in public, and pet parents definitely have thoughts. Then, we reopen the shower debate because we still need answers... how long are you people actually in there?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is a VERY thin line between looking cool and looking like a complete jerk. We get into the behaviors that cross it, the mistakes Gen Z saw older generations make and decided to skip entirely, and the surprisingly controversial question: what is a normal amount of time to shower?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently adding two letters to a slang word can completely change your fate. “He's cooking” = thriving. “He's cooked” = it's OVER. Make it make sense. Plus, we talk about a chaotic few minutes for Coastside first responders and recruit you to help us decide what we should be looking at every morning in the studio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you move into a new neighborhood, are you knocking on doors... or waiting for THEM to come to you? We get into the unwritten rules of meeting your neighbors, Marcus somehow gets in trouble almost immediately after volleyball season starts, and football fans can finally say the words they’ve been waiting for: WE ARE SO BACK. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor took on the Delta this weekend, and we've got stories. Then we're celebrating the rare things you can still buy without checking your bank account first, and discussing a truly devastating development: has pumpkin spice officially lost its main character status?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.