MAN ON FILM: SAVAGE FILM REVIEW

MAN ON FILM is BACK and this week Mr. Xcellence & Mr. Caravaggio dive headfirst into the galaxy far, far away with the brand-new The Mandalorian & Grogu movie… aka what Mr. Xcellence lovingly calls: “THE GROGU MOVIE NOBODY ASKED FOR… BUT EVERYBODY ENDED UP LOVING.”  That’s right. Baby Yoda is outside acting up AGAIN. Eating random creatures. Pressing buttons he shouldn’t touch. Steali...

MAN ON FILM is BACK like cook crack and this week Mr. Xcellence dives HEAD FIRST into the horror madness that is Obsession — the micro-budget psycho-thriller that came outta nowhere and smacked the entire theater upside the head.  Directed and written by the absolutely UNHINGED visionary Curry Barker, this movie proves you do NOT need a billion-dollar superhero budget to traumatize...

 MAN ON FILM: THE WIZARD OF THE KREMLIN — BIG P, BIG POWER, BIG POUTY P, PURE P UNDER-NUT CINEMA Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio step into the shadowy halls of power for The Wizard of the Kremlin, a political thriller about Putin, Russia, image-making, power, paranoia, and what happens when the man behind the curtain might be scarier than the curtain itself. Jude Law pulls up as Vladimi...

 MAN ON FILM EPISODE #52: MORTAL KOMBAT 2 — FINISH HIM… OR AT "FINISH" A BETTER SCRIPT! 0_o  Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio enter the arena for Mortal Kombat 2, and baby… the fatalities were flying, the fan service was fan-servicing, and the theater was packed with gamers, twunks, incels, tomboys, and everybody who ever yelled “GET OVER HERE!” at a Sega Genesis.  Th...

 MAN ON FILM: THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — Man on Film, where it’s always raining men… and this week? Oh baby… the Devil is back in designer.  That’s right — The Devil Wears Prada 2 pulled up with Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, fashion, shade, power moves, and enough icy one-liners to...

 MAN ON FILM: MOTHER MARY  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining men   — this is Mann on Film with Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio… and this week? We’re talking Mother Mary. No, not that Mother Mary. This is Anne Hathaway, Michaela Coel, music, fashion, trauma, art, resentment, ghosting your...

 MAN ON FILM vs MICHAEL BIOPIC  This week on Man on Film, Mr. Xcellence breaks down the new Michael Jackson biopic — the music, the legacy, the performance, and the choices that had us asking questions.  Final verdict: 75% Jaafar Jackson came to "WERK", and his performance gives the movie its strongest moments. But is the film great… or just good? We get into the high...

**MAN ON FILM SISTER SHOW XCELLENT WORLD: “CRISPY BURGER CHICKEN vs MARY J BLIGE PT.2?! (Mary J… WHY?!)” Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the world…  XCELLENT WORLD — where we say what everybody thinking… …but we say it OUT LOUD. This episode? We gotta talk about the moment that shook the timeline…  Mary J. Blige  Crispy. Chicken. Yeah… THAT clip. Because one question still remains...

MANN ON FILM: “THE MUMMY (2026) — LIL GIRL DON’T EAT THE CANDY.” Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world…  MAN ON FILM — where it’s ALWAYS raining, man. This episode? We’re diving into The Mummy Directed by horror hitter Lee Cronin (yeah… the Evil Dead guy  ) Let’s get straight to it:  Master Score: 70%  Horror Chart: 80% (“Welcome...

  MAN ON FILM: “BEAST” (Russell Crowe… WHAT happened?!) Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world…  MAN ON FILM — and yeah… …it’s raining, man. This episode? We just walked out the theater after watching Beast starring Russell Crowe… …and let’s just say:  we got thoughts.  On paper, this should’ve been a knockout:  MMA comeback story  revenge plot  ...

 MAN ON FILM: FACES OF DEATH  Welcome, Welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN  — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence… and this week? Yeah…  FACES OF DEATH is back. And somehow… this remake is actually WAY better than it has any right to be. Let’s get straight to it:  This is an 85% — GO SEE IT (if you can handle it ...

 MAN ON FILM: THE DRAMA  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining men   — this is MAN ON FILM with Mr. Excellence and Mr. Caravaggio… and this week? Oh, baby. We’re talking THE DRAMA starring Robert Pattinson and Zendaya — and let’s just say…  this is not your sweet little wedding movie. This one gives:  romance  chaos &...

 MAN ON FILM: SUPER MARIO GALAXY  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN   — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence… and this week? Oh yes.  We just stepped out of a private screening of SUPER MARIO GALAXY… …and baby, we got THOUGHTS. Let’s start here:  This one gets a strong 75%. Which means yes — they actual...

 MAN ON FILM: THEY WILL KILL YOU  Welcome, Welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN   — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence and special guest host Mr Caravaggio… and this week? Oh yeah…  THEY WILL KILL YOU is here — and baby, this one came in swinging. Let’s start here:  This is a solid 70% overall… but in horror-come...

 MAN ON FILM: READY OR NOT 2  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining men   — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Excellence… and this week? Oh yeah…  READY OR NOT 2 is back — and baby… we got THOUGHTS. Let’s start here:  This is a solid 70%… maybe 75% if you feeling generous. Now don’t get it twisted — we were entertaine...

 MAN ON FILM: PROJECT HAIL MARY  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining MEN   — This is MAN ON FILM with your host, Mr. Xcellence, & special guest host Mr. Caravaggio bringing you laughs, hot takes, and elite-level movie talk you didn’t know you needed. This week? We’re blasting off into PROJECT HAIL MARY   — starring t...

 NEW EPISODE – MAN ON FILM   UNDERTONE vs MAN ON FILM   What happens when a horror movie about a podcast… forgets how podcasts work and what makes a movie interesting? Yeah.....That’s Undertone. #MinimalistHorror This week Andre Xcellence! steps into the booth ready for a creepy audio-horror experience… and instead walks out wondering if the movie owes him time, money, and...

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM   SLANTED vs MAN ON FILM   What happens when a girl decides the fastest way to fit in… is to become blonde, white, and “socially acceptable”? Yeah. Slanted goes all the way there. This week, Andre Xcellence! & Mr. Caravaggio break down one of the boldest, funniest, messiest, most conversation-starting movies of the year — a sharp satire...

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM   HOPPERS vs MAN ON FILM   Disney’s “Hoppers” hops into theaters with robot animals, insect politics, and a teenager trying to save the environment one beaver kingdom at a time. This week on Man on Film, we jumped into Disney’s newest animated experiment — a movie where humans can “hop” into robotic animal bodies to communicate with wildlife...

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM   THE BRIDE vs MAN ON FILM  Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio step into Maggie Gyllenhaal’s bold new monster reimagining THE BRIDE — starring Christian Bale, Jesse Buckley, Penélope Cruz, and a whole lot of gothic chaos. Is this a horror movie? A gangster movie? A supernatural mystery? A feminist monster epic? Honestly… it’s a little bit of all...

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM  Alexander Skarsgård walks in wearing leather, no pants, and a whole lot of attitude in PILLION — and Mr. Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio have QUESTIONS. Is this a daring indie romance? A kinky biker fever dream? Or just the wildest power-dynamic love story we’ve seen since Brokeback Mountain? This week the fellas break down the buzzworthy queer drama starri...

 MAN ON FILM vs SCREAM 7 REVIEW BOTTOM LINE: We didn’t watch Scream… We "SCREAMED" at it. ☠️ Yeah, I screamed. At the screen. At the script. At Ghostface. At the studio executives. At Gail Weathers’ lighting team. Let’s begin.  The Premise (And The Problem) They brought somebody back. And then didn’t bring them back. And then kind of brought them back. You know what? If you know, yo...

MAN ON FILM!!!!  Episode: “This Is Not a Test”  Tagline: Teen angst meets undead panic… and we have QUESTIONS. Welcome back to MAN ON FILM! — the only review show brave enough to ask the real horror question: “Why are y’all always doing dumb shit on Day 1?” This week, Mr Xcellence is joined by special guest star Mr. Caravaggio as we dig into This Is Not a Test — a zombie apocalypse...

 NEW DRACULA MOVIE SHOULD BITE THE MANs ON FILM FOR HIS REVIEW 0_o Featuring special guest: Caravaggio (audio only) Sink your teeth into this week’s extra-dark, extra-delicious edition of Men on Film, where we take a bite out of the brooding cape daddy himself — Dracula. Your favorite sharp-tongued duo returns: Q holds court on camera while the mysterious voice of Caravaggio slides in like a...

 Episode Title:  Wuthering Fights aka Mr. Euphoria rides again… and chaos follows. Welcome to Man on Film, the only review show where truth meets torchlight. Your host Xcellence gets all up in on the latest fever dream: “Wuthering Heights” (2026). On paper, it had everything—Jacob Elordi, Margot Robbie, Hong Chau, and an old-school classic to remix. But what did we get? A D+ disasterpiec...