MAN ON FILM: SAVAGE FILM REVIEW

“Iron Lung: Lo-Fi Horror, High-Stakes Bloodbath” Blood Oceans, Submarine Screams & Gamer Dreams Summary In this deep dive (pun intended), we surface after watching Iron Lung—the claustrophobic horror flick adapted from the cult indie game. Directed by YouTube OG Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), this post-apocalyptic tale tosses a convicted felon into a rusty-ass submarine and submerges him in a li...

 SHELTER (2024) | Jason Statham Movie Review — Xcellent World Review  It’s always RAINING MAN at Xcellent WORLD NETWORK, and today we took cover in "SHELTER" — the latest Jason Statham action-thriller directed by Ric Roman Waugh and written by Robert Archer Lynn & Christopher Charles. From the jump, this one drops you in a Jason-born-meets-‘Leon the Professional’ crossover energy — a...

🎙️ Dead Man’s Wire: This week on MAN ON FILM — your favorite late-night movie review fever dream — Xcellence & Mr. Caravaggio hit the red-eye screening for Dead Man’s Wire, and what a tangled wire it is. Bill Skarsgård is strapped up. Al Pacino shows up outta nowhere. Gus Van Sant said “this is cinema,” and we said “is it… or is it Whitelandish?” 🤯 Based on a too wild to be real but is true s...

  EPISODE TITLE: Man on Film: MERCY Me, Chris Pratt!   In this episode of Man on Film, Andre Xcellence! & Mr. Caravaggio take on MERCY, Chris Pratt’s AI-infused action thriller. Is it sleek sci-fi or just another January throwaway? The fellas debate its "whitelandish" plot twists, robo-romance with a stunning Rebecca Ferguson, AI sass, flowing linen fits, and the shocking mystery tha...

 “MAN ON FILM: Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM 🎞 | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK Buckle up and zip those pants — Night Patrol is officially under investigation. Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio return to the scene of the comedy crime to dissect this forgotten 80s fever dream full of cops, comedians, and questionable accents. Is it a cult classic or a fel...

Hey! Welcome back to the hottest show in the world — Man on Film, where it’s always raining… MEN!  This week we just left the theater after watching Bring Out Your Dead and lemme tell you — after this movie, you’re gonna be dead, dead, dead, and dead.  Is it a disaster movie? A zombie flick? A piece of secret propaganda about America’s newest doomsday toy? Yes. Is Ray from Star Wars in i...

Buckle up, babes — the zombies got gym memberships and Rafe Fiennes is serving “evil wizard turned hot doctor” realness. It’s 28 years later and somehow we’re STILL running. This ain’t your cousin’s horror flick — it’s bone temples, bad decisions, and big thick alpha snaps  . This week on Man’s on Film: Rafe’s full government name has 12 syllables and a death curse Samson is THAT undead dude...

 MAN ON FILM – Marty Supreme (2026)  Ping-pong, pettiness, and problematic men – oh my! In this high-stakes, high-anxiety thrill ride of an episode, Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio dive face-first into the chaotic masterpiece (???) that is Marty Supreme. Is it Oscar bait? Or just bait? We ask the important questions:  Is Timothy Shyamalan low-key Killmonger with a paddle?  Was tha...

 MAN ON Film: The PRIMATE Pandemonium   It’s raining, men—and murder monkeys! This week, your fave cinematic savants X and Mr. Caravaggio take a wild swing at PRIMATE, the newest blood-soaked creature feature that had us dodging flying bananas and asking, “WHO TAUGHT THIS MONKEY HOW TO DRIVE?”  From Cujo homages to iPad-using primates chanting “death, pain, death,” we rate this...

MAN ON FILM GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION MOVIE REVIEW GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION The Sequel That Should’ve Stayed Underground 🌍 Gerard Butler’s Apocalypse Glow Down — And We’re Gagging (Not in a Good Way) 🚨 Welcome to Man on Film — where the movies get read like scripture and dragged like wigs on a windy runway. This week, we’re cracking open the vault marked “unnecessary sequel” and diving into the post-...

 Housemaid: Dirty Dishes & Dirtier Secrets  Sydney Sweeney is scrubbing floors and secrets, but this isn’t Downton Abbey, baby — it’s desperation disguised as drama. Amanda Seyfried’s giving “mystery” with a side of mid-tier wine mom noir, and we’re supposed to care? Mr. Xcellence dishes on class wars, bad wigs, and plot twists dryer than a white Zinfandel. This episode is giving: “L...

MAN ON FILM: AVATAR 3 REVIEW BLUE BOOTIES, BAD COLONIZERS & WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE AT?! Avatar 3 is here. The water’s clearer, the skies are bluer, the titties are… still just barely PG-13, and yet — still not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river. What kind of space sequel is this? In this episode of Man on Film, we dive headfirst into the Na’vi nonsense, the blue-on-blue beef, and...

  Man on Film: Is Ella McCay "As Good As It Gets"?  Ella McCay tries to channel that James L. Brooks magic from As Good As It Gets — but baby, this one barely gets past the trailers. Jamie Lee Curtis? (On autopilot). Woody Harrelson? (Playing Cheers reruns). And our lead? Bless her heart — she’s giving us neurodivergent meets political ambition with a side of awkward daddy issues. We wan...

Freddy’s back — and baby, he brought a backpack full of stupid deaths and dusty jump scares. This sequel had more dummies than a Maury episode, and half of them walked straight into murder like they were on a Spirit Airlines group trip to Hell. The animatronics are moving like off-brand Transformers, the plot’s wobblier than Kim Cattrall’s accent in Sex and the City 2, and the rules of logic? Thro...

HAMNET   MAN ON FILM   REVIEW     It’s RAINING, MAN – and this time we’re in Elizabethan England… kind of. On this episode of MAN ON FILM, I dive into HAMNET – the “historical fiction but don’t quote us” love story inspired by Shakespeare’s real life… maybe. We’re talking Paul Mescal’s rising–star energy fresh off Gladiator II, witchy wives giving forest–witch vi...

Then click the link and listen NOW. Because on MAN ON FILM… It’s always raining MEN.  #ManOnFilm #BrendanFraser #RentalFamily #MovieTok #FilmReview #ComedyPodcast #BetweenTwoFernsVibes #FilmCriticButCute #ItsRainingMen   Acast Podcast Description — MAN ON FILM: “Rental Family” WELCOME back to the greatest movie show on Earth — MAN ON FILM — where the popcorn is hot, the opinions are hott...

MAN ON FILM🍿 ZOOTOPIA 2 REVIEW “Zootopia 2: The Movie That Made Me Ask… ‘Wait, Animals Be Dating?’ ” ZOOTOPIA 2 Fresh-out-the-DISNEY-oven, Thanksgiving-weekend heavyweight: - directed by Jared Bush and starring Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and enough adorable animals to fill Noah’s Ark twice. But listen… Join me as we spotlight Some interesting things. And I came out with questions, not trau...

Wicked Part Two just dropped early, and Man on Film was in the building. From Ariana Grande’s Glinda glow to Cynthia Erivo’s powerhouse performance — and yes, even Jeff Goldblum’s timeless barnacle-energy — this episode goes deep into Oz… maybe deeper than anyone asked for. We talk acting, world-building, the music, the plot twists, the Wizard’s wild anti-animal agenda, and whether Glinda is reall...

🎙️ MAN ON FILM — “Now You See Me 3” Review (Feat. Mr. Caravaggio) On this episode of Man on Film, Xcellence! and special guest host Mr. Caravaggio dive into “Now You See Me, Now You Don’t (Part 3)” — the latest entry in the magician-heist franchise. We break down what worked (mainly Rosamund Pike stealing every frame), what didn’t (a messy plot, random magic tricks, and an exhausted cast), an...

MAN ON FILM — The Running Man Review (2025) Nostalgia vs. New Wave: Glenn Powell, Stephen King, and the chaos in between. Welcome back to Man on Film , the only movie show that says what you’re actually thinking. In this episode, we break down the brand-new Running Man remake — the good, the bad, the bizarre morality, and the way Stephen King clearly grabbed the steering wheel back from the 80s. F...

  MAN ON FILM CHRISTY MOVIE REVIEW 🎥 On this episode, we dive into the highly anticipated film CRISTY! starring Sydney Sweeney and Ben Foster. Our host gives an unfiltered, in-depth review of the movie, exploring its storytelling, character arcs, and real-life inspirations. Sydney Sweeney delivers a standout performance as a young, ambitious lesbian boxer navigating a world full of personal...

Eternity Movie MAN ON FILM Review 🎬  **THE MOVIE THAT FINALLY EXPLAINS THE AFTERLIFE!** “Eternity” has landed, and A24 Studios once again aims straight for the heart—and hits it, hard. Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, and Caleb Turner star in a thought-provoking rom-com-meets-sci-fi fantasy that’s sure to spark some strong feelings (and maybe a few tears). Directed by the talented David Franey...

🎬🔥 MAN ON FILM: Frankenstein Review 🔥🎬 It’s RAINING ☔️ MAN… and Monsters! Your favorite hosts are back, diving deep into Guillermo Del Toro’s darkly poetic Netflix adaptation of the timeless horror classic, Frankenstein. Oscar Isaac mesmerizes as the enigmatic Dr. Victor Frankenstein, with an unexpected yet riveting performance by Jacob Elordi (Euphoria) as the Monster, and the always compell...

🎬 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🎧 “Predator: Badlands”—Marvel, Disney, or Star Wars?! 👽 In this hilarious, spoiler-packed episode of MAN ON FILM: It’s Raining MAN, Mr. Xcellence! & special guest host Mr. Caravaggio dive deep into Predator: Badlands, directed by Dan Trachtenberg. They unravel the web of cinematic influences—from Marvel superheroes to Star Wars space opera vibes, exploring the Disney-fi...

🎙️ Man on Film – “Anniversary” Movie Review: Fish, Fascism, and Family Fights In this electric episode of Man on Film , the boys are back at it — reviewing the new psychological-political thriller Anniversary starring Diane Lane, Kyle Chandler, and a scene-stealing Madeline Brewer. Hosts Mr. Xcellence and special guest host Mr. Carvaggio dive into the raw dysfunction, academic warfare, dystopian p...