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This week, instead of a local restaurant we're trying as many Little Debbie seasonal pumpkin spice treats as we could possibly find. There's pumpkin spice oatmeal cream pies, fall pumpkin spice rolls which are sort of like a swiss roll + tiny pumpkin roll idea, and the classic pumpkin delights, or as Editor Britte calls them pumpkin flips. Then, Kelsey talks about the recent details of the...

In this episode, we're celebrating Autumn's sweet return with Kelsey's homemade sugar free Pumpkin Spice Latte with sugar free caramel syrup and a delightful splash of oatmilk because oatmilk is great. And we're not done. Kelsey also paired that coffee with Hostess' Pumpkin Spice Cupcakes! That's right, she found those and we had no idea they existed. We're staying basi...

This week, we're trying food from La Guadalupana Antojitos Mexicanos, located on Rt 50 on Bridgeport Hill, at 1005 W. Main St. Bridgeport, WV. They're an excellent small cafe with an impressive menu, as well as a Latin convenience store. Wonderfully open late: Mon-Thu 9 AM-11 PM, Fri-Sun 9 AM-1 AM! Here's what we tried: Esquites (Mexican street corn salad in a cup), Parrillada platter...

In this episode, we're travelling the world, we're so late and Matt's no longer fancy. We're trying a smash hit from Australia, the Raspberry Smash Mars bar, which has a raspberry nougat and caramel. The Creeps also finally decide to try Dubai chocolate, the viral sensation of pistachio cream and crispy little kadayif strands inside of a chocolate bar. The Editor enjoyed, tune in t...

This week, we went with your highly requested haunt for the occasion. We're trying Hanlan's Meat Market, located in the old Maple Valley spot on Rt 50, 2600 E. Main St. Bridgeport, WV. Open Mon-Fri 8 AM-6 PM, Sun 8 AM-5 PM. Here's what we tried: Giant head-sized pepperoni roll with housemade ranch, the "Coal Miner" Burger with a fresh housemade patty and fried bologna on top, perfect beef fat frie...

In this episode, the Creeps get sticky, sweet, and flaccid. We're trying A&W's new Ice Cream Sundae Root beer. We tried the zero sugar variety. It tastes fine. But then we venture forth into a gummi nightmare. We also ate Trolli gummi popsicles. That's right, someone who might be human decided it was a great idea to make a popsicle chewy, bendy, gummy, and unable to melt. The taste...

This week, Kelsey and Matt try Pure Imagination Chocolatier, located at 1205 Grandview Ave., Grandview Heights, OH. We tried four of their handmade truffles, chosen and gifted to us by their Master Chocolatier Daniel. Then, Kelsey provides a story that was also suggested for the show by Daniel: We're talking about Chris Watts, who annihilated his entire family in Colorado in 2018, as well as d...

In this episode, the Creeps roll with it and down a beverage against their better judgement. We're trying 7-11 exclusive AriZona's Whipped Pineapple Orange "fruit juice cocktail", which we assume is supposed to taste like Dole Whip, but you know what happens when you assume... Then, Kelsey brings us a story about baby names instead of Sabrina Carpenter and that made the editor sa...

This week, we're back live! at Lurch Fest where we tried Mona's Eggrolls "A taste of the Philippines" and boy is it ever. Located as a food truck and catering out of Elkins, WV. You can find them usually at the Walmart parking lot in Elkins, visit their facebook page or call 304-621-2636 to contact. Here's what we tried: Homemade pandan ice cream, pancit bihon, eggrolls, shri...

In this episode, the Creeps try three past winners from Herr's annual Flavored by Philly Crunch-Off contests, chips that were all re-released for everyone to try and vote on, all of which we're so very oblivious and unaware of. The flavors are (if we botched any of this, sorry to our Philladelphian Phans) Long Hots - Peppers & Sharp Provolone, Tomato Pie (shoutout to Britte's Phill...

*Correction note: in this episode we had stated incorrectly that My Girls Deli reuse and/or sell leftover food from catering, a statement we passed along in error. We have been informed by the folks at the Deli that they never do that, they only use and create fresh new items for the deli separately from the catering items. Our apologies for the confusion. This week, Kelsey branched out to Pennsyl...

In this episode, the Creeps try Britte's favorite chip of all time: Herr's Old Bay Cheese Curls. If they ever get rid of these there will be nothing left for her to eat. Kelsey brought 7-Eleven's Limited Time flavor for summer, Seven Select Big Bite Hot Dog flavored wavy potato chips. Not sure we washed any of this down. Then, Kelsey has to briefly explain some of BookTok and Netflix&#...

This week, all the Creeps traveled out to eat great Mexican food on the 4th of July, and we went to Las Matracas. Located at 479 Emily Dr. Clarksburg, WV next to Denny's, in the lovely comfortable hangout spot that was formerly Las Trancas. Open Mon-Fri 11:00 AM-10:00 PM, Sat 11:00 AM-10:30 PM, Sun 11:00 AM-9:00 PM. Here's what we tried: Queso, guacamole, and salsa with our chips. Piña Loc...

In this episode, your Creeps have discovered yet another summertime limited Mountain Dew flavor. This time we've got Mountain Dew, Infinite Swirl, Pineapple Berry. One Creep hates it, one Creep loves it. Then, Kelsey's Silly Nonsense Short covers Chewy the raccoon in Springfield, Ohio that was found inside a car by police during a traffic stop. This raccoon had at least one meth pipe in it...

This week, Matt and Britt travelled to Huntington to celebrate WV Day weekend. They stopped at Camden Corner for donuts, but this cozy convenience store has plenty of other delicious food to try, featuring a full deli and hot bar. Nicest people, most adorable donut box ever. Located 3002 Piedmont Rd, Huntington, WV. Open Mon-Fri 6:30 AM-9:00 PM, Sat-Sun 7:00 AM-9:00 PM. Here's what we tried: D...

In this episode, we didn't try any snacks, we were snackless. It's very sad. However, we do have some short B Roll for you to enjoy. Then, Kelsey somehow brings us ANOTHER WWII animal story, Another WWII DOG story. This time, she tells of a very Great Dane named Juliana, a dog owned by a modern day Job apparently. During the Blitz, the major German bombing of Britain, Juliana prevented a b...

For this episode, there's no food portion, no cafe, diner, nor dive. Just an audience that loves cryptids and weird stuff along for the ride with us. Kelsey and Matt present this beast live at this year's Mythic Realms Convention in Philippi, WV where we interview James L. Rickard, author of several adventure and science fiction novels, such as My Pet Zombie, and The Windmill Portal. He jo...

In this episode, the Creeps make fun asmr noises and try new Reese's Big Cup PB&J, both flavors! There's Grape and Strawberry so far. Then, Matt talks about a man in Keyser, WV who has been accused of allegedly murdering his brother in May of this year. The interesting part is 100% what the guy's name is. Possibly also how he talked on the call about how he wouldn't give an ans...

This week, Matt travelled again to Morgantown to grab sandwiches from knowledgeable and super friendly Apothecary Ale House & Café. Located on the corner at 227 Spruce, Morgantown, WV. Open wonderfully late: Mon-Thurs 11 AM-Midnight, Fri-Sat 11 AM-1 AM, Sun Noon-8 PM. You can find them on Facebook and Instagram, or by visiting ApothecaryAleHouse. Square. Site Here's what we tried: Pimento...

In this episode, we give you a couple of recordings once thought to be lost, but Britte found them! For this one, the creeps tried Waterloo sparkling water, in the new Flavortown themed lineup, said it was Spiced Mango but we're not sure we believe them. Kelsey isn't a fan of any water that sparkles, but we didn't let that stop us. We also tried 7-Up Tropical, if you can find that one anywhere, go...

This week, Matt travelled to The Mediterranean Guys. Located at 444 High St, Morgantown, WV, that cubbyhole where Dairy Queen used to be. In traditional downtown Morgantown fashion, they're open wonderfully late: Open Mon 10:30 AM–11 PM, Tues-Wed 11–11, Thurs 11 AM–3 AM, Fri 12:45 PM–3 AM, Sat 11 AM–3 AM, Sun 11 AM–12 AM You can find them at Instagram.com/themediterraneanguys/ Here's what...

In this episode, Matt and Kelsey try two new flavors in the Doritos Late Night line of tortilla chips: Cheeseburger and Loaded taco. Let us know what you think these two chips taste like! Matt covers a bar assault from Arizona in December of last year, as Former NHL player Paul Bissonnette was assaulted by six rowdy dudes at a club in Scottsdale. The Creeps also talk about pointless adjectives, gr...

This week, we went to Twin Oaks for some pizza. We swear we're coming back for their other entrees, but we've been in a pizza mood. It's Pizza Spring. This Bridgeport institution has been in business since 1957, located at 818 W. Main St. Open Tue-Sun 4-9 PM. Here's what we tried: 14" pizza with house made sauce, pepperoni, sausage, and black olives Then, the Martians are comi...

In this episode, Matt and Kelsey tried an old Kentucky ginger ale classic, Ale-8-One (A late one) and then also Vlasic Dill Pickle Balls, a bright green pickle flavored corn puff. Matt covers the story of the infamous arrest of professional golfer Scottie Scheffler in Louisville, Kentucky. The Creeps also talk about emergency Easter Candy and Kelsey's knowledge of golf incidents.

This week, we went to Fat Angelo's, with a few locations in the area, this one located at 152 Thompson Dr, Bridgeport, WV, in the back of the lot past Gabes. Open Mon-Thur 10-9, Fri-Sat 10-10, Sun 11-9 Here's what we tried: Hot honey calzone loaded with pepperoni, ricotta, mozzarella, provolone, and jalapenos, covered in a hot honey drizzle; and fried hot pepper cheese balls Then, Kelsey d...