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This week, Kelsey has us try Domino's new Slice Sauce, a parmesan sort of ranch-ish Canes-ish sauce that is maybe for wings but they have it for pizza. Millie also gives it a try and review. Then, Kelsey gives Matt zoological lessons about the honey badger, and how they are fearless scrappy fighters in the wild, even when they come up against lions. She talks about a pet honey badger named Sto...

This week, we're back at the Grafton Monster Festival to try delicious treats and talk to all our beloved Creeps and weirdos. We're trying Cryptid themed cookies from one of our favorite locals - Barnes Blissful Baking of Grafton, WV. You can get in touch with Rena for gorgeous cupcakes, decadent brownies and roll cakes, delightfully loaded up cookies, and more by visiting her Facebook, em...

This week, Kelsey shows matt a few drinks hand selected and brought over to us from Korea: We're trying zero sugar drink mixes from Songwon in Iced Tea Peach & Mango, and Grapefruit Tea Then, Matt gives us a new new new story, because he had to. Because whoever did what is alleged here is in the running for WV scum of the year. This freaking story is about two locals charged for operating...

This week, we grabbed excellent giant cookies from Waynesburg's Daisy & Dough Bakery at the Morgantown Arts Walk. Editor Britte is far too excited that they won one of those accuracy contests: The cookie booth set up a prize if you could push a button and push it a second time exactly 10 seconds later. Someone went first and was around 9.6 seconds. The guy trying right after did it in 10.3...

This week, just one Creep goes where we've gone before and bravely tries more pickle stuff. Matt's snackin' on new Fritos Flavor Twists Spicy Dill Pickle. They taste exactly like all of that. Then, Kelsey covers an election battle gone weird. In Alaska there is a Dan Sullivan running for US Senate. Also, there is a Dan Sullivan running for US Senate. And now their state is getting invo...

This week, we tried pastries from Little Paris Café, located at 456 High Street, so towards the top end of that area, in Morgantown, WV. They're open daily 8 am-7 pm, and until 7:30 pm on Fridays. I promise we will do them again properly with full food and drink, once we have a chance to get over there. The Creeps are dying to so they can at least get another croissant. Here's what we trie...

This week, the Creeps celebrate someone's birthday with The Cloud Cake, which you can order from TheCloudCake.com Here's what we tried: Rainbow (watermelon, orange, pineapple, blueberry), Churro, Pineapple Chamoy w/ Tajin packet. We also try the newer Creamy Coconut Dr Pepper that folks are obsessed with. Then, Matt shares a local story about a beloved domesticated deer that was found dead...

For the next few episodes, we will be trying various flavors of whole bean coffee from Bones Coffee, because we really seem to love them. We went for caramelly ones to start. Here's what we tried: Highland Grog (Butterscotch and Caramel), and Salty Siren (Sea Salted Caramel Mocha) Then, Kelsey continues her multi-part story on the Texan serial killer Dean Corll, also known as The Candy Man. Di...

This week, we delighted in classic diner fare from DJ's Diner, Editor Britte and Creep Crew were so pleasantly surprised at how great their food is. Kelsey wasn't surprised though, she gets their meatloaf regularly and you should too! Located just off of Exit 133 on I79, in the Pleasant Valley area, 1181 Airport Rd, Fairmont, WV. Open Mon-Wed 8 AM-8 PM, Thu-Sat 7 AM-9 PM, Sun 7 AM-8 PM. He...

This week, the Creeps are trying limited edition S'mores flavored Little Bites muffins from Entenmann's. Then, the truth is out there, somewhere. Maybe not here. Matt talks about the US Government's recent release of UFO records from the last 80 years.

This week, your Main Creeps try three of the new Flavor Swap varieties from Frito Lay. They're snacks that are seasoned with seasonings that are traditionally on other chips. We have: Ruffles that are Cool(er) Ranch Dorito flavored, Cheetos that are Lays Sweet Heat Southern Barbecue flavored, and Doritos that are Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream flavored. The editor thinks the cool ranch ruffles...

This week, we're eating some of the best Chinese food in the area. For real, Editor Britte would eat this all the time. Made to order delights from Eastern Chinese Kitchen, located on Route 50 at 800 N Pike St. in Grafton, WV. Open daily 11:00 AM-8:00 PM, closed on Sundays. Here's what we tried: Fried rice, cheese wontons, orange chicken, general tso's chicken, spicy mango chicken, bee...

This week, we have not one but two! Victor Allen ready to drink iced coffees in Twix and Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavors. Let us know what you think of these. Then, a Kelsey two-fer, she brought the treats and the creeps. Just before Easter, over four hundred thousand Formula 1 special edition Nestle KitKats were taken while being shipped between Italy and Poland, in a heist plot Fast and Furious co...

This week, we're celebrating the new Huntrix KPop Demon Hunters themed meal release from McDonald's! One of us has seen the movie and the other has not. Here's what we tried: Nuggets with two sauces: Hunter Sauce & Demon Sauce, Ramyeon McShaker fries, Derpy McFlurry with fruity popping bubbles Then, Matt tells the story of relatively unknown serial killer William Wickline, also kno...

This week, Kelsey has us try exciting Kinder stuff! No pickles! No weird ramen! We're living the good Creep Lyfe. We're eating Kinder Bueno themed drumstick-style ice cream cones, and ice cream tubs. Editor note: One of the best things we have ever ever tried. Then, Matt talks about Dayton Webber, a 27 year old professional cornhole player in Maryland, who without arms or legs, allegedly s...

This week, we got into a Spring berry mood, and we're trying some new seasonal snacks! Here's what we tried: Strawberry Poptart peeps, S'mores chocolate dipped peeps, Little Debbie Strawberry - And Kelsey has Dr Pepper Peeps that we didn't pick up for Matt Then, Matt sort of continues the theme of last episode. He tells Kelsey all about galvanism, a theory of electric current in an...

This week, the Creeps try four different cup ramen that Kelsey unleashed upon poor Matt. We're trying Totino's Cheese Pizza ramen, Totino's Buffalo "style" Chicken Pizza ramen, Old El Paso ramen in Fajita and Birria flavor styles. Then, Kelsey gives Matt the joy of Crumbs, the world's fattest cat at 38 pounds, and his escape from a diet center. An escape which backfired w...

In viral ceo fashion, our own Main Corpse CEO's try some product, and pass the details on to you! Britt traveled across WV's sprawl of dying cratered roads to bring them two new items from McDonalds. Here's what we tried: The Big Arch, the huge arch, the largest of arches The new Hot Honey McCrispy chicken sandwich with jalapeno crisps Then, Matt gives a new one to Kelsey -the exploits...

Welcome to our 100th short! We're way over 200 episodes now. So to thank y'all for sticking with us over four years, we've prepared this odd special. The Creeps were forced at fake knifepoint to try random candy that Britte bought from the wildly popular online candy shop, Poppin Candy. We tried the following heap of sugar, almost murdering Kelsey: Haribo Happy Ice Tea (Peach & Lem...

This week, the Creeps survived the 100th Short that's coming your way. And we're talking about a place we tried prior to recording called Alfredo's, located at 252 Emily Drive in Bridgeport WV, Open Mon-Sat 10:30 am-9:00 pm, Sun 10:30 am-8:30 pm. Here's what we tried: Mediterranean pasta with chicken, manicotti, fettucine alfredo with shrimp, Wonderful salads- house salad with blue...

This week, the Creeps will always try a new Coke. They sip on some of the new Coke Zero Cherry Float. They then try the Super Bowl fresh bag of Lay's plain original potato chips fresh off the line. Then, Kelsey talks about a man in Putnam County, WV who broke into a gas station while wearing a wonderful and foolproof disguise. They also talk about the Super Bowl, the Halftime Show, and Matt&#3...

This week, the Creeps try Alani Nu Cherry Bomb, and Little Debbie mini Valentine donuts, and Strawberry Valentine Cakes. We Creeps get festive and stay festive. Then, Matt tells the odd story of Mary Toft. In 1726 Surry England, she tricked doctors into thinking Mary had been pregnant with and birthed rabbits, and more than once. It's a wild tale, requested by Editor Britte, as it's techni...

This week, the Creeps be doin the things, the Valentine's Day themed flavored? things. I know, we actually found some. We are trying Red Velvet Resse's Cups! Then, Kelsey's brought us an ongoing trial in England, where Claire Bridger was accused of stabbing her estranged husband. She claimed to jurors she "blacked out" and attacked him after he told her that her pet dogs were...

For this episode, Kelsey picked up a couple of mini special cookies from Crumbl. Here's what we tried: Dubai Biscoff brownie, and some sort of ice cream themed cookie, (Chocolate Vanilla Ice Cream Cookie Swirl?) Then, Matt brings a dumb dumb, a car thief in Lakeway, Texas. A car thief caught by a sting operation, where a bait car was waiting all by itself, although not quite, because the insid...

This week we're trying Tomatillo Mexican Grille, because these fine folks pulled us in by our heart's love of all things cheese, as you well know. They're located in the food court of the Meadowbrook Mall at 2399 Meadowbrook Mall Rd, Bridgeport, WV. Open daily 10am-8:30pm, Sun 11am-5:30pm. Here's what we tried: Chips & Salsa side, and we will tell you now, don't sleep on th...