Luke and Pete

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Comedy EN ↓ 205 episodes

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out...

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Luke and Pete

Episodes

#52 The Anniversary | Pete’s big news, Long Live the Godfather and will Luke ever settle down? 05.09.2023 1:50:37

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete A very special ep...

#51 Would you lie for fame? | Mountaineer and the dying man and Ashamed of dating woman with a baby! 29.08.2023 1:46:00

#50 Shallowness | Surface level dating and Side chick vs Wife, who’s more valued? 22.08.2023 1:50:03

#49 Don’t Call Me Fat! | Lizzo the Fat Shaming Singer, 17 years for innocent man and Evolution 15.08.2023 2:05:51

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 To help support your boys and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁 https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode the boys discuss Li...

#48 Betrayal | If Pete had 40 wives, The snake in the grass and The Panty dropper 08.08.2023 1:44:12

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode...

#47 Embarrassment | The W*nk sock, Kinky role play and the Cat that won’t leave the room. 01.08.2023 1:23:39

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 To help support your boys, get early access and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁 https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode th...

#46 Education | Sex education videos, Indian accent VS Black street talk and Feeling inadequate 25.07.2023 1:40:08

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 To help support your boys, get early access and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁 https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episod...

#45 Risk | P*nis Implant gone wrong, Blame the PH levels and Women cant take rejection 18.07.2023 1:23:44

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Risk. Risky behaviour. Pete quitting his job to pursue comedy before he had ever had a paid gig. They have been dying to get something off their chest since Black Lives Matter protest and someone has a question about an unpleasant smell. This and much more as the honesty continues. Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early acce...

#44 Judgement | I Hate Hipsters, I’m not a pervert am I? Racist mans wife cheats with black man 11.07.2023 1:14:50

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss Judgement. Pete once again has a bone to pick. Why do we judge people on surface level stuff, like fashion? I hate when workmen are in my home judging my...

#43 Outsiders | Short men and Fat women, Hollywood Dreams and Swingers getting jealous 04.07.2023 1:20:12

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this week episode we discuss feeling like Outsiders. We have always felt like outsiders. Pete uses that to get into a group while Luke feels comfortable being on the outside. Pete doesn...

#42 Time | Strip Clubs, Time Travel and Trusting your Partner 27.06.2023 1:20:35

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss “Time” Petes dad the nutty professor is trying reverse the effects of time on the body. Pete walks a thin line when talking about Lukes gran and small pe...

#41 Abstinence | No s*x for Luke for 90 days, Pete’s Pocket P*ssy returns and the Racist Tattoo 20.06.2023 1:11:04

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss Abstinence. Luke has denied himself s*x or m*sturbation for 90 days, why? Petes got a secret to tell and it happened while Charlotte was in Belfast. Pet...

#40 Regrets | Dangerous Men and Women and Don’t sleep with too many women 13.06.2023 1:16:55

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss Regrets. What regrets do we have? Do we regret the thing we do more than the things we don’t do? Man stabs and kills defending his brother and gets life in...

#39 Success | Image Control, But Dad I love her and Weak men in the bedroom 06.06.2023 1:24:11

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss success. Trying to control our image in front of others. Is success meaningless? Boys sleeping with their teachers VS girls sleeping with their teachers. A...

#38 Worry | Benefit Cheat Pete, Lesbians stealing your girl and ”God take him too” 30.05.2023 1:33:54

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss worry. Pete was once upon a time on benefits and how did he spend the money? If Pete dies guess who he's bringing on the ride? Lukes son has a LBTQ dilemma and his daughter gets the wrong racist end of the st...

#37 The Mission | Suicide letter, Angry Jamaican man and a Dagger up the A*se 23.05.2023 1:21:53

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this week episode we discuss “The Mission”. Some things have happened to us so we done some soul-searching and have decided on the mission for the podcast. With other side stories and...

#36 Attraction | Sliding into Dm’s, where’s Petes love? and Lukes love mole 16.05.2023 1:43:01

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss attraction. How it feels to be objectified. Games women play. The wrapping paper that has been driving Pete crazy and we get an Only Fans wannabe dilemma...

#35 Depression | Intrusive thoughts, Hypochondria and feminism 09.05.2023 1:46:59

f you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On This weeks episode we discuss depression. Whats the difference between feeling low and being depressed? As usual Pete has got the wrong idea. Anybody fancy a Bean and cheese Melt? Do so...

#34 Jody | Virtue signalling, Kinky bedroom antics, Angry driver 02.05.2023 1:32:35

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this week episode we have a laugh about Jody, competing with other drivers while driving and the kinky bedroom antics. please understand everything is tongue and cheek and we will take...

#33 Ego | Wanting to be liked, Life of crime and Dreams VS Love 25.04.2023 1:22:28

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Hey guys on this episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we discuss "Ego" How it effects us differently. We discuss what it means to love someone and age gaps. with two fantastic question w...

#32 Attention | Negative comments, Do men get more attractive as they age? who’s been cheating? 18.04.2023 1:42:01

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss “Attention”. From dying their hair to toe curling fun. Negative comments and Pete thinks it was far harder to get wo...

*News* The Luke and Pete Hotline | Virgin Mary | Patreon clip 13.04.2023 13:14

Watch/Listen to the full episode on Patreon : https://patreon.com/LukeandPete The hotline number is 07932 633 553 where you can WhatsApp stories, questions and voice notes. Tell us everything or leave us a voicemail to confess your sins lol whatever problem you have we will GET IT ON THE SHOW and sort it Luke and Pete style. We have jumped on to Patreon. If you like our stuff and would like to s...

#31 The Metaverse | Is assault in a fake world real? Is this world fake? Charlotte are you a man? 11.04.2023 1:18:17

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 This week we discuss the Metaverse. How would we feel if our loved ones weren't who they said they were. Someone claimed they were assaulted in the Metaverse, is that a real thing? And we top it off with a dilemma from a man who wants to...

#30 Jealousy | Charlotte and the Camel, MMA Fighter cheats and gets caught and Charles Bronson 04.04.2023 1:56:56

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we discuss Jealousy. How Pete shows it, how Luke hides it and how rightly or wrongly Charlotte rode another mans double humped camel. We talk Charle Bronson getting denied parole. A dilemma...

#29 Desire | C*ck Blocking, Threes*mes and Dealing with Criticism 28.03.2023 1:24:37

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we talk "Desire" Petes been up to some big things so he appears a little different. We talk what we want and why and how we both handle criticism very differently. We top it off with some...