Luke and Pete

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Comedy EN ↓ 205 episodes

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out...

Author

Luke and Pete

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.lukeandpete.com

Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

My Girlfriend is pressuring me to get Cosmetic Surgery | EP77 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 27.02.2024

On this week episode the boys have some wonderful dilemmas including a woman who believes her friend keeps making the same mistake with men, so she wants Luke and Pete to let her have it. A man whose girlfriend wants him to have cosmetic surgery because she is turned off by him. And a man who abandoned his family but wants to go back If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Lu...

Woman Arrested for sending 159,000 texts after first date | EP76 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 20.02.2024

On the weeks episode the boys discuss “Crazy Women” after hearing how a woman sent 159,000 texts and broke into a mans home after one date. Luke tells the story of a similar situation that happened to him. And apparently there have been real life mermaids spotted and Pete is excited I wonder why. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553...

Im sleeping with my cousin should I tell his fiancée? | EP75 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 13.02.2024

The boys have three dilemmas this week including one where a woman has been sleeping with her cousin only to find out that he will be getting married soon. She met the fiancee and likes her now she’s wondering should she come clean out of respect for the “Girl code".   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete....

26-Year Secret Kept Innocent Man In Prison | EP74 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 06.02.2024

This week the boys talk secrets and how two lawyers held information that could have freed an innocent man from prison. Then they Get a dilemma that makes Pete uncomfortable when a woman ask how rough is too rough in the bedroom   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials...

Should women be forced to join the army too? And Vince McMahon | EP73 Luke and Pete Talking sheet 30.01.2024

On this week episode the boys discuss the question should women be forced to join the army If the men are? And we get round to the news that Vince McMahon has stepped down from the WWE after it was alleged he took a dump on a woman’s head, this and much more If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or mess...

"I think my disabled friend is being used by a beautiful woman" | EP72 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 23.01.2024

On this weeks episode the boys try to get through the backlog of dilemmas but they are so interesting they struggle. First up "Is my boyfriend cheating on me with his wife?" then we have a friend who thinks his disabled friend is being taken advantage of by a filipino woman abroad. Then we have a possible work-shy boyfriend who has found the perfect reason to not work and live off his girlfriend a...

Trans Boxers allowed to fight Cis Women and Accidental Racism | EP71 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 16.01.2024

On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss a man who was fired for accidental racism during a “Race education training session”. They talk bondage machines, A dog that ate $4000 and they top it off very carefully discussing Cis women facing transgender women in the boxing ring, see how they navigate that minefield.   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them...

Epstein Island List, Stephen Hawkins and Midwives Hate Men | EP70 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 09.01.2024

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this week e...

#69 Changes | Black Boris, Blackface and the Baby’s here (kind of) 02.01.2024

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this weeks...

#68 Christmas Special 2023 26.12.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   Christmas is h...

#67 Stupidity | Mental strength, Superstar Famous and Mixed sex Prisons 19.12.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks ep...

#66 Getting Old | Overblown fear of STD’s, Old Vs Young and Finding the value of Money 12.12.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this weeks...

#65 Struggle | Panic, Cost of Living and S*x for Rent 05.12.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete     On this week...

#64 Discipline | How to punish children, If we owned guns and Shame on you if you let me Shag 28.11.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this week epi...

#63 Popularity | The courage to be disliked, Farts travel at 7MPH and is ok to date your friends ex? 21.11.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks ep...

#62 Deception | Study finds POORER men prefer women with BIGGER breasts and Pete’s apology 14.11.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks epis...

#61 Awkwardness | Tourettes Syndrome, Petes Gay friend and Girlfriend goes on date with colleague 07.11.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   On this week episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys talk about the times they had audience members with Tourettes. Petes gay friend makes a pass at him and we have a couple...

#60 Captain Crook? | Sir captain Tom Moore and the off duty Pilot who tried to crash a plane 31.10.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks ep...

#59 Vulnerability | Arguing with yourself and “My girlfriend wants me to milk her!” 24.10.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜     Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this we...

#58 African Mask | “I’m 27 Dating a woman with the Menopause, HELP!” 17.10.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete     On this we...

#57 Stress | “I slept with my mum’s boss!” 10.10.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week e...

#56 ”I found hidden nudes on my boyfriends phone” | Live-Calls, Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 03.10.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this week...

#55 Love Rats-LIVE calls! | ”We’re both single so why does it feel wrong?” 26.09.2023

If you have any dilemmas and want to be on the show send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will arrange a call back and get you on the show!   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete  ...

#54 Your Dilemmas answered LIVE! | I cheated on my boyfriend at a weekender, what should I do? 19.09.2023

If you have any dilemmas and want to be on the show send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will arrange a call back and get you on the show!   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On...

#53 Infidelity | Pete’s too lazy to cheat, Masculinity and Macho boys 12.09.2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episod...

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