Lu & Jarch

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch verse each other in a game of “Animal or Not?”. We find out what happened when Jarch tried to drive his car out of the work car park after being a bit cheeky with his number plate. And Lu embarrassed herself in a meeting today. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and Jarch have accidentally cost the company over $1000, so today on the show we want to know – how much did you cost your company? And Jarch had a nightmare this morning involving his car, air pods, and wallet. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Australia voted Lu’s bingle as better than Jarch’s last week, so today, Lu stitches Jarch up with a song writing lesson…from Birds of Tokyo. Will the tips help or hinder him for this weeks bingle? Plus, women share some of the most diabolical lies men have told them. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man has broken into the hippo enclosure, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did you break into? A listener has messaged in after her toddler stole something from an airport, and Lulu is chuffed with herself after a bouncer asked her for ID. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear about weird obsessions, after a little girl has gone viral for her obsession with chairs. And the top 10 clumsiest dog breeds in Australia have been revealed, the results might surprise you! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show it’s St Patricks Day, so Lulu puts Jarch to the test (he is 25% Irish after all). Dr Dal Din is back helping people solve the problems in the world and their lives. And Judge Jarchy dives deep into the pros and cons of strippers. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu shares something that’s made her a bit upset…over the weekend she paid $40 for a showbag then realised the showbag lady let Jarch have his for free. So we want to know – when did you realise you weren’t the favourite? Plus, the Oscars went down today and Lu and Jarch have found a list of wild things the nominees get inside their goodie bags. SEEYA TOMO...

We’re live from The Walcha Show in Jarch’s hometown of Walcha. Lu and Jarch go head to head in cake baking, flower arranging and horseshoe making in the blacksmith tent. They ride the teacups while hungover… and the big moment… Lu rides a bull!!!! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Thrust Thursday live from Jarch’s family farm in Walcha ahead of The Walcha Show tomorrow. We go digging through Jarch’s old bedroom and hear stories from his family. Plus Lu is riding a bull tomorrow, so we give her a practice run on another very special bull… SEEYA TOMORROW FROM THE WALCHA SHOW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and Jarch are heading off on their road trip to Walcha straight after the show, so Lu pitches some possible car games for her and Jarch to play. Jarch tells Lu if she wants to stay at his family farm she needs to call his mum and make some uncomfortable demands, and she obliges. Anything for a freebie! SEEYA TOMORROW FROM WALCHA! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lulu calls the organiser of The Walcha Show to enrol her and Jarch in some more activities. Judge Jarchy decides if it’s okay to keep photos of your ex on your camera roll, and our 3 year old young gun Hamish is back to help someone win tickets to Guns N Roses. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jarch kicks off the week with a surprise for Lu…he’s organised a team trip to his hometown Walcha, for The Walcha Show!!!! No surprise is a good surprise without a catch, so he’s also stitched Lu up by enrolling her in bull riding! And a man tried to send his neighbour a weather update but struggled to say the word “visibility”, so we want to know – what word d...

It’s an extra special Freeball Friday because sick daddy is finally well enough to do the show! You know you’re old when you go to Vegas for a couple of days then need a week off work to recover. We take calls from listeners who have also realised they’re getting old, plus parents share some of the dumbest calls they’ve received from their kids school. SEEYA MONDAY! See omn...

Jarch is on a flight back from Vegas so it’s Lulu and LP for your freeball Friday! Lu attempts her very first solo bingle, will she succeed? And a groom embarrassed himself at his wedding after mistaking the priests blessing or a high-5, so we want to know – what embarrassing moment still haunts you today? SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Once again Jarch joins us live from Las Vegas, so to celebrate we hear some  of the best "what happened in Vegas" stories. And we've found an article on the most surprising things that are illegal in Italy, so we put our half-Italian Lulu to the test. SEEYA TOMORROW!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jarch joins the show live from Vegas while Lulu holds it down in Aus!!! A lady is causing chaos online for washing her undies in a hotel coffee machine, so we chat about the grossest things you’ve done on holidays. SEEYA TOMORROW See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it okay to ask your partner to stop swearing? Judge Jarchy delivers his ruling in today’s courtroom. Plus, Lu and Jarch have been having some wacky dreams lately so they’ve called in a pro. Dream expert Dean Creed joins the show to unpack what nightmares really mean — and whether we can actually control them. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Lu and Jarch do the full 2 hours of the show sitting on the toilet!!! (It’s part of an experiment, don’t try it at home). We play a game of “Flushback”, where we flash back in time to key events over the last 30 years, and Lu does the “Tinder Test” on Jarch. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we chat about the age-old moral dilemma, if you found $20,000 would you give it back? And a new guy started in the office yesterday… he said something interesting to Jarch so we’ve call him into the studio to discuss. SEEYA MONDAY!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inspired by Karl Stefanovic’s loyalty to Danika Mason, we helped a wife put her husband’s loyalty to the test—live on air. Plus Quick Moo is back, and we need your help… are we taking a harmless prank too far? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday Jarch accidentally left his backpack in the studio, so the team took it and hid it somewhere. Today listeners used clues to help Jarch find the lost bag. We had a chat about silly red flags when dating, and Lu got a new car that she’s struggling to drive. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the year of the horse!!!!! To celebrate the start of a new lunar year, Lu attempts some fortune telling for a few lucky listeners. Reverse the verse makes an appearance, and Lu saw 2 uber drivers having a fight before the show today. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim Jeffries is on the show today chatting about his brand-new tour!! Jarch got a lift from a listener over the weekend, and we ask everyone to help us name our bin in the studio. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got some good news for the short single men ahead of Valentines Day this year. Plus we perform our best bingle to date, and Lu shares some insight on what single women are doing when they’re home alone. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Thrust Thursday and Jarch got a brand new tattoo today! We hear some fresh complaints from The Complaints Department, and we also speak to listeners about their grandparents gone wild stories. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.