Lu & Jarch

The people of Australia are being bombarded with the 2026 Census, so today on the show Lu and Jarch launch their own sillier census to find out if people wipe their bum while sitting down or standing up. And we play Undercover Lover – find out if Laurens boyfriend Lachlan will lie for her. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear the questions your kids have asked you – after a little boy on school camp asked his dad if he needed surgery because he couldn’t poo for a few days. We perform our fastest, most energetic bingle to date, and we have a laugh about the times we’ve been roasted by our families. SEEYA MONDAY!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

It’s National Friendship Day today and Jarch proved his friendship to Lu by pulling a giant hair out of her chin. Lu did something at the park that people are calling controversial, and we want to know if you’ve got one-sided beef with someone. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the things people used as toilet paper before it was invented. Listeners share their biggest undie achievements, and Jarch reads out a hilarious review one of his friends left. SEEYA TOMORROW!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know if you’re cursed. A new married couple have done something embarrassing at their wedding that’s got the internet talking, and Lu’s boyfriend Lachy has thrown her under the bus in front of a stranger. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – when did your phone interrupt the moment? After the AusAlert interrupted the start of our show, and Sam Armytage’s alarm went off live on breakfast TV this morning. We play Go Fact Yourself, and Lu has offered a new service to people who get in touch with the show. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a lady who experienced a very unfortunate injury in a very unfortunate area while on a rope swing overseas. And Daddy (Jarch is Daddy btw) had an interesting night with little Hank last night, find out what he did that left him speechless. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch prank Lu’s boyfriend Wumpy by pretending Lu bought a puppy. And a priest has yelled at a bride and groom during their wedding ceremony, so we want to know – when did you get in trouble as an adult? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s a new “ick” that women have with men, so today on the show Lu and Jarch discuss whether or not it’s a valid deal breaker. Plus we put lovers to the test in a new segment called Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking naughty dogs, after Barnaby Joyce went viral for yelling at his dog during a live interview. And Lu tells Jarch about an 82 year old granny who has gone to extreme lengths for a drink of alcohol. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu reveals something funny she discovered about a member of the team over the weekend – so we want to know - when were you shocked by a colleague? Plus, renovations gone wrong, and bad bosses! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories on awkward encounters. We chat terrible tattoo cover ups, and Lu shares a story about a feud she started with a 4 year old on an aeroplane. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and Jarch are hosting a trivia night tonight, so today on the show they reminisce about what happened last time they hosted trivia (spoilers, they drank a bit too much). And if you’re in the market for a new job, Lu’s found a list of the best jobs in the world right now. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch play a brand new game… Go Fact Yourself! A dad has face-planted at a carnival which inspired them to unpack a few dads, and something controversial has happened to Lu in the staff carpark. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a loose show today! Judge Jarchy hears a case about a wife who ran over her husband’s lawnmower, Lu and Jarch had an awkward moment in the lift before the show, and we chat most overrated cities in the world. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and Jarch are back!!!! Jarch spills the details on life as a new dad, and Lu confesses what happened when she met little Hank for the first time. We give away tickets to the Hoodoo Gurus…and I think we’ve accidentally started beef with some of our rival radio shows. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daddy Jarch checks in with a quick update on life with newborn Hank. From the highs, the sleepless nights and everything in between, hear how he's settling into fatherhood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nathan Hindmarsh is back!! Today he confesses to eating something he shouldn’t have. Lu puts Hindy to the test to see if he knows what “half rats” means. And we help get a Socceroos fan the day off on Friday to watch the match. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hindy fills in for Jarch on todays show, and to celebrate he takes on Reverse The Verse for the first time. Plus, there’s a year 5 maths question that has adults around Australia stumped, so we put Lu and Hindy to the test to see if they’re smarter than a 10 year old. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Dr Chris Brown’s final show today, and Lu really sends him out with a bang. There’s a falsetto bingle performance, Lu makes him prank a veterinary clinic in Say The Thing, and we find out the stupidest reason he ended up in the ER. Thanks Browny, it’s been FUN! SEEYA MONDAY!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown takes on Unpack Your Dad!!! And find out what happened when the doc was pulled over by the police…wearing…very little! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Chris reckons he can convert some die hard AFL fans to NRL fans, we put Lu’s emotional intelligence to the test, and Brownie tells us why he got kicked out of a casino in Hong Kong. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show Dr Chris Brown delivers his very first bingle for a small Australian business. Plus Chris’s dog Buzzy joins him and Lu in the studio to test whether or not Lulu is ready to become a dog mum. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu reveals the humiliating thing that happened to her during a Pilates class yesterday. Plus, her boyfriend Lachy has landed himself in the doghouse after a questionable act, and Dr Chris Brown explains why his dad once had to apologise on his behalf. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man has been banned from Bunnings after taking a display mower for a joyride, so today we want to know: where have you been banned from? Plus, Dr Chris Brown teaches Lu the art of dog park small talk, AND he takes on Reverse the Verse for the very first time. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.