Lu & Jarch

Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown reveals the funny thing his dog Buzzy has been doing in the middle of the night that's been setting off the smoke alarms. And Lu’s mission to become the ultimate pet parent continues - Chris puts her through a practical (and slightly humiliating) training exercise to prepare her for the reality of picking up her new puppy’s poo at the park. SEEYA TOMOR...

Browny’s first show!!! Chris Brown is covering Jarch for the next few weeks, and today on the show he gave Lu some feedback on the name she’s chosen for her new puppy. Plus, we share some of the best one liners to say to a man when he’s pissing you off. SEEYA TOMORROW!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Jarch’s last show today… but before he disappears for a few weeks to welcome his first baby, Lu and Jarch announce who’ll be joining the show from next week. And the kids of Australia have done Jarch a solid, they’ve shared their best advice to help prepare daddy for his new role as daddy. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know what you signed up for while you were drunk, after Junior Tafa agreed to his UFC while blind in Bali. And Lu and Jarch leave a fabulous (and slightly unhinged) voicemail for a local restaurant. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu shares that she’s been bitten on the bum by a spider. We ask – what bit you on the bum – and the stories did not disappoint! An Arsenal fan refused to shave his beard for 10 years until they won the premiership, so we unpack a few beards, and Lu has a theory about the Toblerone. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone's been stealing Jeremy Clarkson's urinal cakes, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know the most useless thing you've ever stolen. Plus, it turns out calling your boss a dickhead isn’t a sackable offence if you work on a construction site. But don’t worry if you don’t want to risk it, Lu and Jarch have come up with a list of alternative insults for you to use inste...

It’s a brand-new week and we’re kicking it off with a broken team… Lu has lost her voice, and Jarch has done something before the show that has him walking in a very questionable way. We prank a good friend of the show, and people share stories about the diabolical things their partners did during labor. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu discovers what a cuddle café is, then heads downstairs to ask a random barista for a hug. Jarch attempts his first “sexy” bingle for a small Australian business, and we find out why the chainsaw was originally invented. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu struggles with some quick maths. And the people of Australia have asked google for a brand new feature…and it could involve your ex, or your boss! Oh and we give away $1000. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jarch makes a huuuuge claim that he’s in the top 1% of drivers. We might need to put him to the test! Plus we find out the meaning behind some of the common phrases we use daily, and there are 8 things most men believe they can do…men, do you agree? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Judge Jarchy decides whether or not it’s okay to steal something from your sibling. A cop reveals the best “get out of a speeding ticket” excuses, and Lu and Jarch test the boss to see who is the favourite. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re kicking off a brand new week with some cheeky hacks on how to save money. Plus some interesting info on what Aussies are getting up to in hotel rooms, and Lu and Jarch attempt an experiment designed for children. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we need the nations help! We’ve got a petition and we need your signatures! And we hear stories on funny things you missed, after a golfer missed the meteor in Australia last night. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, we found out that Lulu has sent her poo poo through the mail – find out why! Plus, we hear stories about things that got stuck to you, after a man wiped his sweaty head in court and the tissue stuck to him. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Judge Jarchy hears his favourite case so far. Plus, we’ve discovered an alarming new stat…apparently 20% of men wear the same pair of underwear for a week. Oh and Lu and Jarch almost fall in love. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear stories about mooning, after a bridesmaid accidentally flashed her bum while doing the worm at a wedding. And we stitch up a member of the team in the work carpark. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show we find out if Lu and Jarch are attractive. Plus, a company is going viral for the terrible reward they offer high performing employees, so we want to hear about your worst work perks. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch puts Lu to the test to see if she knows how long certain birds can stay in the air for without touching the ground, and the results will surprise you. Plus 63% of people sweat more when they’re put on the spot compared to when they eat spicy food…so we made Lu and Jarch sweat with some hot sauce roulette. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

It’s a terrible day for Jarch, because today he found out that the unannounced “pop in” is now considered rude. And do you get offended when you sneeze and no one says “bless you”? Lu goes around sneezing to see if the “bless you” is dead. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu found out it was us ding dong ditching her yesterday while she was sick…and she was NOT happy. And on a happier note, we plan a very special surprise for Jarch’s baby which is due in less than a month. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu has a stomach bug so she went home early to get some sleep. Instead of letting her rest, we decided to send some producers round to her house to ding dong ditch her in secret. Sorry Lu! Plus Jarch has started beef with Nedd Brockmann over the weekend, and a scientist settles the debate of baths vs showers. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday, but more importantly it’s David Attenboroughs 100thbirthday!!! To celebrate, Jarch secretly filmed Lu all week then narrated it as David. Plus, we put the men of Australia to the test to see if they can tell the difference between a woman being friendly… and a woman being flirty. SEEYA MONDAY!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Thrust Thursday, and very fittingly we’ve got some advice for people doing the deed over 70. Someone in our office has become a bit of a “male Karen”, so we ask for your suggestions on which male name is the Karen equivalent. Plus, a list of surprising things that are illegal in Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a Nonna who was carrying around a piece of cake, a jar of spices, a bread roll and a pepper in her handbag, then Jarch goes through Luisa’s handbag live on air. Lu takes on a scared South African in Roll With It, and we talk about the funny first words babies have said. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you miss a mates bucks party for Magic Round? Judge Jarchy makes a ruling on that case today. Lu tells us about her bunion named Grant, and we take calls on the signs you knew someone was rich when you were a kid. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.