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Lu & Jarch
Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
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Episodes
I take back what I said | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 15 15.05.2026 38:50
It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show we find out if Lu and Jarch are attractive. Plus, a company is going viral for the terrible reward they offer high performing employees, so we want to hear about your worst work perks. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A 10 second quickie | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 14 14.05.2026 40:08
Today on the show Jarch puts Lu to the test to see if she knows how long certain birds can stay in the air for without touching the ground, and the results will surprise you. Plus 63% of people sweat more when they’re put on the spot compared to when they eat spicy food…so we made Lu and Jarch sweat with some hot sauce roulette. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
D**khead answer your phone | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 13 13.05.2026 35:25
It’s a terrible day for Jarch, because today he found out that the unannounced “pop in” is now considered rude. And do you get offended when you sneeze and no one says “bless you”? Lu goes around sneezing to see if the “bless you” is dead. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The team made Lu a cranky little senorita | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 12 12.05.2026 41:01
Today on the show Lu found out it was us ding dong ditching her yesterday while she was sick…and she was NOT happy. And on a happier note, we plan a very special surprise for Jarch’s baby which is due in less than a month. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wet, nervous, excited | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 11 11.05.2026 41:29
Lu has a stomach bug so she went home early to get some sleep. Instead of letting her rest, we decided to send some producers round to her house to ding dong ditch her in secret. Sorry Lu! Plus Jarch has started beef with Nedd Brockmann over the weekend, and a scientist settles the debate of baths vs showers. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A hot mum and a sunroof | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 8 08.05.2026 43:25
It’s Freeball Friday, but more importantly it’s David Attenboroughs 100thbirthday!!! To celebrate, Jarch secretly filmed Lu all week then narrated it as David. Plus, we put the men of Australia to the test to see if they can tell the difference between a woman being friendly… and a woman being flirty. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are you alive? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 7 07.05.2026 39:28
It’s Thrust Thursday, and very fittingly we’ve got some advice for people doing the deed over 70. Someone in our office has become a bit of a “male Karen”, so we ask for your suggestions on which male name is the Karen equivalent. Plus, a list of surprising things that are illegal in Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Has the game started yet? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 6 06.05.2026 36:16
Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a Nonna who was carrying around a piece of cake, a jar of spices, a bread roll and a pepper in her handbag, then Jarch goes through Luisa’s handbag live on air. Lu takes on a scared South African in Roll With It, and we talk about the funny first words babies have said. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Get some milk for the princess | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 5 05.05.2026 39:13
Would you miss a mates bucks party for Magic Round? Judge Jarchy makes a ruling on that case today. Lu tells us about her bunion named Grant, and we take calls on the signs you knew someone was rich when you were a kid. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I got turtle slapped | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 4 04.05.2026 42:18
It’s a very special show today because both Lu and Jarch have their mums in the studio!!! We put Janelle and Gill to the test to see how well they know their children, and Jarch spills all the details from his baby shower yesterday. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I’m surrounded by idiots | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 1 01.05.2026 39:26
Lu’s mum arrived in town today and she’s already cleaned Lu’s house AND packed her a homemade sandwich, so we want to hear stories from other adult babies. And a listener called Ben calls through with a story about a lie he’s stuck telling, we hope his boss isn’t listening! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
LYING ALERT | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 30 30.04.2026 40:36
Today is National Honesty Day, and to celebrate Lu and Jarch asked everyone to call in with some honest feedback on the show. Plus there’s a new shower debate firing people up, do you face toward the showerhead… or away from it? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Big Bath Boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 29 29.04.2026 35:27
How many showers do you have per week? Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the average number in various countries around the world – then confess how long they’ve gone without showering. Plus, Jarch has kept a list of the funny things his pregnant wife has cried over this week. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Puss in the face | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday April 28 28.04.2026 35:03
Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal that red heads are multiplying!!! We could be seeing a lot more ginger in the coming years, so to celebrate we play a game of “are you ginger?”. Lu and Jarch confess the silly thing they did while at the bank earlier today, and Lu tackles an “angry German lady” in Roll With It. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
Who caught Jarch picking his nose? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday April 27 27.04.2026 30:12
Things get a bit chaotic today when Lu and Jarch test out the theory that a vacuum cleaner can create the perfect ponytail. And we hear stories about times you were caught in a costume when you weren’t meant to be, after 3 men were arrested while wearing animal onesies. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
AbsoPOOPly | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday April 24 24.04.2026 37:46
Happy Freeball Friday. Today on the show we revisit the moment Jarch got got caught dropping a fart in the lift at work, and it seems he's not the only one who has been caught farting. We perform a jingle for a small business in Queensland, and Reverse The Verse is back. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Five big doodles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 23 23.04.2026 35:33
The listeners voted, so today on the show Lu and Jarch spend the full 2 hours handcuffed to each other. We play a brand new game, and find out what happened when Lu was left to look after a child before work today. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bad dawg LDD has been handcuffed | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 22 22.04.2026 37:28
Today on the show Lu and Jarch revealed that men are 4x more likely to cry over football than the end of a relationship – so we want to know, what’s the funniest thing you’ve cried over? And find out why a police officer cuffed Lu at a restaurant last night. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Double check who your best friends are | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday April 21 21.04.2026 39:15
Lulu sends our producer a tonne of random texts, so today on the show we turned them all into a song. Judge Jarchy is in the studio, and we play a game where listeners need to guess whether Lu or Jarch are naked. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hello piss pot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday April 20 20.04.2026 41:21
Today on the show, Lu gets the chance to shine in our brand new acting challenge called Roll With It. We ask people to share the foods they ate as kids that they didn’t realise “weren’t normal”, and Jarch has managed to embarrass himself in an elevator. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Unpacking Dads Like Easter Eggs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 2 02.04.2026 39:08
Today on the show we asked when were you publicly embarrased, have a crack at guessing which sport belonged to funny names, and for the first time in a while we unpacked some Dads. HAVE A GREAT EASTER BREAK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s a bit weird in here | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 1 01.04.2026 38:15
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are joined by The Inspired Unemployed…and we attempt a little prank on the pranksters. Plus Lu goes through some unintentional insults men have said to their partners, so take notes! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No gold star for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 30 30.03.2026 41:14
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear adults confess to their silliest fears, after a grown man freaked out over a squirrel. The 10 cockiest male names have been revealed, and Jarch attended his very first parenting class over the weekend and it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Please explain why you’re a moron | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 27 27.03.2026 38:30
It’s Freeball Friday which means it’s time for another Business Jingle. A listener calls in from Tennessee to tell us about a time she showed the wrong house for sale, so we want to know – when did you accidentally go into the wrong house? Plus, would you want to freeze your body when you die in the hopes of coming back to life in the future? SEEYA MONDAY! See...
The best doggy teeth of all time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 26 26.03.2026 39:43
Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories about diva dogs, after a video surfaced of a dog who refuses to walk on floorboards. Reverse The Verse is a landslide today, and we want to know what nostalgic things you’d like to bring back from the past. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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