Loud About Nothing

It's Robbie's birthday and this episode is a recap of his solo trip to Disney.  Today upon returning Sebastian and Robbie did one of the most intimate things they've ever done.  Sebastian had told Robbie to save the stories from his Disney trip for the podcast.  He talks about the lack of style some Disney adults have and wonders if he himself is a "Disney Adult".  He wishes th...

The hilarious Caroline Martin (Astronomy Club) is on the podcast this week! She shows up to the podcast correct, fresh off a Dunkin trip! Sebastian just discovered juice press and say's it's as good as drugs. Caroline tells them about one of her more awkward break up stories. She also gives them a play by play on her latest romantic adventure she went on, speed dating. They all agree that self car...

This week the boys tell stories from their lives about going back to school! They talk about the standard back to school gear. Sebastian says the best thing to do on your first day back is to completely blend in. Robbie talks about the time he went to a pep rally dressed up as Peter Pan. We then find out about one of Sebastian's biggest comedy inspirations, his HS living environment teacher....

Sebastian kicks things off by bringing up old shit (Keaton getting drunk years ago).  Keaton is from Pittsburgh and Sebastian needs to know if there are statues of Abby Lee Miller all over the city.  Keaton doesn't know who that is but Robbie helps Sebastian realize she is exactly his type.  The boys try to give Keaton some tips on getting more free stuff.  Sebastian creates ye...

It's the 100th episode and it's all call-ins.  They talk weddings, fast food, conspiracies, scratch-offs and the original concept for the pod.  They receive calls from past guests, other podcast hosts and of course the hottest fans in the podcast game.  This episode is an instant classic, thanks everyone for listening each week!   See you at our live show September 24th! ...

This week on the podcast we have Tik Tok celebrity Kyle Gordon (@kylegordonisgreat).  They talk about the romanticization of moving to NYC to do comedy.  Sebastian says he has seen Kyle's Tik Tok characters on stage before.  Kyle explains how he was able to translate his comedy to Tik Tok.  Kyle talks about growing up in a religious household and his (seemingly) themeless Barmi...

Last Friday night, Sebastian and Robbie were supposed to go into the city together but a violent storm on Staten Island canceled their plans. Later that evening, the storm passed, and Robbie decided to head into the city without Sebastian for the first time this summer. This episode is the story of that Friday night (into Saturday morning). They take some asides to support aesthetic surgery, discu...

This week on the podcast we have stand up comedian Jared Waters. Jared has lived all around the world and has become quite the storyteller from it. He tells the boys about the trip that made him quit partying.  He also proposed twice in a Disney World to the same girl.  You can catch Jared every week in Astoria Park performing stand up (no matter the weather).   call in to the...

Sebastian met Robbie's Grandma and she now refers to him as "My Paison".  They talk other Italian slang including what Sebastian's family called him, Baciagaloop.  Sebastian creates a new "Door Test" using pizza.  They talk about the ways to get to know someone over dinner.  Sebastian is another year older and has come to the realization he may never get divorced.  They ta...

This week we have on comedian, billiard aficionado and climate change specialist Rollie Williams.  Rollie is also a hottie and fan of the pod!  Sebastian talks about his budding romance with the woman who works at Dunkin.  Rollie talks about how he made the pivot to comedian performing in NYC basements to an Ivy League educated climate change influencer.  He teaches the boys a...

Sebastian starts the episode talking about a recent XL Destination he visited.  They think there needs to be more short films before movies and pitch some ideas.  Sebastian has made a decision on what he will be doing with all nudes he receives moving forward.  They talk about their experiences playing soccer.  They end the episode talking about the two biggest ways to get cool...

The very funny Mary Beth Barone is on the podcast this week!  She gets right into it dragging the boys for their dating habits.  She talks about being in a long distance relationship in COVID and how infectious British culture is.  They decide if you are going to Wall Street, you might as well be The Wolf.  Sebastian talks about an ex-hook up (queen) and tells a story from his...

Sebastian talks about how props are necessary for some people's personality. They discuss how Sebastian recently taught Robbie how to use a bong.  Sebastian reflects on the two conflicting worlds he's been living in recently, Alt Comedy and Staten Island.  He also believes that you don't need to travel the world, you can just go to Epcot.  They hypothesize what a philosophy class at...

This week we have our longest episode ever with Anthony Atamanuik! They waste no time and talk about what kind of improv student Sebastian was. Atamanuik played Donald Trump on The President's Show and doesn't shy away from talking politics, they really get into it. He also tells a story about how he almost was in the towers during 9/11. He tells from stories from the road and his odd jobs when li...

This week's episode starts with Robbie discussing an "Early Morning" phone call from Sebastian.  The boys think frogs are hotter than princes and Sebastian calls for a Beauty and the Beast prequel.  They ask each other when they will be too old to care about fashion trends and what kind of old men they want to be.  Robbie brings up a statement on olympic athletes that Sebastian real...

Comedian/ Rapper Steve Jeanty aka Ronnie Cortado is on the podcast this week.  He is super talented and dropping music every Friday through August.  They talk the evolution of their music taste.  Steve tells the boys how he first got into freestyling.  Sebastian does an impression of what musical improv is to him.   They talk about fashion and sneakers.  Sebastia...

This week's episode starts with a story from their trip to Dave and Buster's.  Sebastian wins over Robbie's 9 year old cousin by turning on the performance jets.  They debate if it's fun to hangout with comedians, which leads Sebastian to tell an allegory.  They talk about some old Robin Williams movies and Sebastian reveals one of his greatest fears.  They talk about the lies...

This week the boys had the special guest from their live show Luke Manley (@lukeylunchb0x) on the podcast.  They talk about their college experiences and Luke's one week in greek life.  The boys finally get the details of what happened post-4am after their show.  Sebastian gets real about how he connected with Luke's Humans of New York piece.  Luke tells them about how other pe...

This episode is a midsummer update and a dirty laundry air out.  In one of their most personal episodes yet, the boys tell some stories of what they've been up to and their times going out together.  They debate what should be considered a "summer fling", get honest with themselves about what's holding them back from being in a relationship and end with a surprise for the listeners. &nbs...

Italian Icon Dave Mizzoni (@davemizzoni) is on the podcast this week.  He starts the episode telling the boys the unconventional way he lost weight in quarantine.  They share horror audition stories and come to the realization that most musical theater is bad.  Dave is a master chef and gives the boys some easy but impressive ways to up their cooking game.  Dave explains what t...

They start the episode singing the Italian national anthem to celebrate Italy's win.  They talk about how different Italians and Italian Americans are and the one thing they have in common.  The boys get really blunt about people who still talk about their study abroad as part of their personality.  Sebastian tells the story of the first time he returned to the World Trade Center po...

This week we have on the multi-talented James III.  Sebastian is impressed how James openly follows porn stars.  Sebastian says he DM'd Lizzo "before parents knew her name" praising her music and telling her she's HOT.  He hopes one day she will get back to him.  James' favorite movie is Jurassic Park and he gives the boys his current rankings on the series.  James does ph...

Sebastian starts the episode talking about something he saw on Tik Tok that is giving him nightmares.  Robbie thinks some self help advice is bad and tells Sebastian about the UBU assembly his high school used to put on.  They talk about NYC food places that are too social media focused.  They discuss the role vacations play in a relationship and want to see more vacay fights on ins...

This week we have DelCo's biggest podcaster, Sam Naismith.  Sam talks about his hot tub arrangement in LA and how many hot dogs he would eat if he was in the contest.  Sebastian has noticed Sam goes out for similar roles that he once did and Sam tells a story of a gig he booked in quarantine.  Sam was class clown and explains being "popular but not cool".  Sebastian and Sam tal...

In a pivot from last week, Sebastian starts this episode by talking about what animals he could conquer.  Robbie makes a bold claim that leads them to a long debate about Italian food.  Sebastian tells the audience how he is inspired comedically.  Robbie admits that he has tried the meatball marinara from Subway and Sebastian is appalled.  He forces him to reenact him ordering...