Loud About Nothing

The very funny Mary Beth Barone is on the podcast this week!  She gets right into it dragging the boys for their dating habits.  She talks about being in a long distance relationship in COVID and how infectious British culture is.  They decide if you are going to Wall Street, you might as well be The Wolf.  Sebastian talks about an ex-hook up (queen) and tells a story from his...

Sebastian talks about how props are necessary for some people's personality. They discuss how Sebastian recently taught Robbie how to use a bong.  Sebastian reflects on the two conflicting worlds he's been living in recently, Alt Comedy and Staten Island.  He also believes that you don't need to travel the world, you can just go to Epcot.  They hypothesize what a philosophy class at...

This week we have our longest episode ever with Anthony Atamanuik! They waste no time and talk about what kind of improv student Sebastian was. Atamanuik played Donald Trump on The President's Show and doesn't shy away from talking politics, they really get into it. He also tells a story about how he almost was in the towers during 9/11. He tells from stories from the road and his odd jobs when li...

This week's episode starts with Robbie discussing an "Early Morning" phone call from Sebastian.  The boys think frogs are hotter than princes and Sebastian calls for a Beauty and the Beast prequel.  They ask each other when they will be too old to care about fashion trends and what kind of old men they want to be.  Robbie brings up a statement on olympic athletes that Sebastian real...

Comedian/ Rapper Steve Jeanty aka Ronnie Cortado is on the podcast this week.  He is super talented and dropping music every Friday through August.  They talk the evolution of their music taste.  Steve tells the boys how he first got into freestyling.  Sebastian does an impression of what musical improv is to him.   They talk about fashion and sneakers.  Sebastia...

This week's episode starts with a story from their trip to Dave and Buster's.  Sebastian wins over Robbie's 9 year old cousin by turning on the performance jets.  They debate if it's fun to hangout with comedians, which leads Sebastian to tell an allegory.  They talk about some old Robin Williams movies and Sebastian reveals one of his greatest fears.  They talk about the lies...

This week the boys had the special guest from their live show Luke Manley (@lukeylunchb0x) on the podcast.  They talk about their college experiences and Luke's one week in greek life.  The boys finally get the details of what happened post-4am after their show.  Sebastian gets real about how he connected with Luke's Humans of New York piece.  Luke tells them about how other pe...

This episode is a midsummer update and a dirty laundry air out.  In one of their most personal episodes yet, the boys tell some stories of what they've been up to and their times going out together.  They debate what should be considered a "summer fling", get honest with themselves about what's holding them back from being in a relationship and end with a surprise for the listeners. &nbs...

Italian Icon Dave Mizzoni (@davemizzoni) is on the podcast this week.  He starts the episode telling the boys the unconventional way he lost weight in quarantine.  They share horror audition stories and come to the realization that most musical theater is bad.  Dave is a master chef and gives the boys some easy but impressive ways to up their cooking game.  Dave explains what t...

They start the episode singing the Italian national anthem to celebrate Italy's win.  They talk about how different Italians and Italian Americans are and the one thing they have in common.  The boys get really blunt about people who still talk about their study abroad as part of their personality.  Sebastian tells the story of the first time he returned to the World Trade Center po...

This week we have on the multi-talented James III.  Sebastian is impressed how James openly follows porn stars.  Sebastian says he DM'd Lizzo "before parents knew her name" praising her music and telling her she's HOT.  He hopes one day she will get back to him.  James' favorite movie is Jurassic Park and he gives the boys his current rankings on the series.  James does ph...

Sebastian starts the episode talking about something he saw on Tik Tok that is giving him nightmares.  Robbie thinks some self help advice is bad and tells Sebastian about the UBU assembly his high school used to put on.  They talk about NYC food places that are too social media focused.  They discuss the role vacations play in a relationship and want to see more vacay fights on ins...

This week we have DelCo's biggest podcaster, Sam Naismith.  Sam talks about his hot tub arrangement in LA and how many hot dogs he would eat if he was in the contest.  Sebastian has noticed Sam goes out for similar roles that he once did and Sam tells a story of a gig he booked in quarantine.  Sam was class clown and explains being "popular but not cool".  Sebastian and Sam tal...

In a pivot from last week, Sebastian starts this episode by talking about what animals he could conquer.  Robbie makes a bold claim that leads them to a long debate about Italian food.  Sebastian tells the audience how he is inspired comedically.  Robbie admits that he has tried the meatball marinara from Subway and Sebastian is appalled.  He forces him to reenact him ordering...

Fresh off her bachelorette party Alise Morales (@pandalise) is on the podcast this week and gives the boys the scoop.  She talks Airbnb shortcomings, Bachelorette activities and the characters she met along the way.  Alise tells them the most famous people from her HS and if she can pass them as MOST famous.  She comes from a family of carnies so they discuss the carny life and even...

This week the boys are back with one of their more serious episodes in awhile.  They kick off by plugging their live show, PHENOMENAL, and by talking about the origin of hugs.  They quickly switch off into talking about the boxes people put you in and more importantly the boxes you put yourself in.  They discuss the growing pains that come with living out of the boxes people put you...

This week Clark Jones is on in the first guest episode fully recorded on Staten Island.  They talk about food recommendations in New York City and their favorite sandwiches.  Clark says NYers have a unique way of recommending things.  They talk conspiracies and how they grow.  They try to understand people hesitant to get the vaccine.  Clark tells the boys why he likes bei...

The boys are back with a new intro.  Sebastian took a Robbie "appreciation" day this weekend.  They talk about the numbers they wore in high school and the origin stories behind them.  Robbie tells Sebastian the pinnacle of Italian American success in NJ.  Robbie is going to Scottsdale Arizona this week and Sebastian thinks he was trying to kill him by asking him to come. &nbsp...

This week on the pod we have Dylan Adler.  Dylan is a very talented musical comedian so they connect on playing piano.  They also connect on both being twins, although Sebastian is fraternal and Dylan is identical.  Dylan gets loud about rollercoasters and Sebastian tells a wild story from one of his school "trips".  They also talk water parks and if its normal pee in the pool....

Sebastian and Robbie went out together this weekend and realized Sebastian's the only one allowed to call him cute.  They talk about all the things that could kill them in Home Depot.  Sebastian's looking for someone to "Lady and the Tramp" food with him.  They have been hearing more and more about podcasting schools and want to guest lecture.  Sebastian explains to Robbie the...

This week on the pod we have Dan Black (@danblackattack).  Sebastian remembers working the door at UCB and letting Dan's family get special treatment.  Dan is intrigued by Robbie and "needs to know his deal".  He spends a chunk of the episode asking about his sex life and romantic history.  Dan believes the key to fitness is money, and he's been investing in his gym.  He l...

Sebastian starts the episode calling out Robbie's public urination picture.  They talk about Sebastian's old hobby as a bird watcher and the great Blue Heron.  They get controversial about types of people they couldn't date and Sebastian impersonates his next girlfriend.  They briefly talk about their flirting styles.  Sebastian thinks the quarantine has helped him realize he f...

This week we have the host of Self Medicated with Murf Meyer, Murf Meyer (@murfmeyer) on the pod.  Murf is a former heroin addict sharing his stories and positivity with the world to reduce stigma around addiction.  The first Sebastian had ever heard of Murf was from an infamous email that went around a UCB class.  He has been a fan since.  Sebastian and Murf share some psyched...

This week’s episode starts with Sebastian flipping the script on My Chemical Romance. They talk about the mythical castles on Staten Island and the kings inside of them. Sebastian tells the story of a gig he did in the Hamptons and lets the listeners know how to fit in with the super wealthy. After some grammatical ignorance they finally declare this summer Hot Mess Summer. They talk about the few...

This week we have on a STAR. Jana Schmieding (@janaunplgd) is the star of Rutherford Falls on Peacock and one of Sebastian’s good friends from his early days in comedy. It’s episode 69 so they kick off talking about the time they kissed on stage. Jana tells an embarrassing story from her early days doing comedy in NY. She tells the story of the two screen tests she did before landing the lead, Rea...