Loud About Nothing

The boys discuss how hundreds of men told Sebastian their dick size in the comments section of a tik tok from the last episode. They debate whether you need a big dick to have BDE. Sebastian talks about the only time he ever cried from happiness and tells the story of the only gift he ever had taken away. They discuss acceptable gift ideas and the best ways to present them. Sebastian and Robbie di...

This week starts with Robbie admitting he may be shorter than he previously thought.  Sebastian updates the audience on how he's been using his vibrator.  They recap Thanksgiving and realize what the holiday is all about, planning Christmas.  They come for people who don't like fish and begin to fantasize about their own 7 fish feasts coming at the end of the month.  Its Cyber...

The boys are finally recording live from their studio so follow them on youtube and social media. They quickly start talking about one of the most humbling experiences or their lives last week at Animecon.  They both don't like Thanksgiving food, which is apparently not the consensus opinion.  Robbie talks shit about Friendsgiving.  Sebastian agrees and tells the story of the very f...

Sebastian starts the episode announcing that he is in a feud with hot girls on the internet.  He feels they are co-opting his culture.  Robbie drinks coffee at bars and Sebastian advises him to stop this behavior immediately.  They talk about the toxic lessons they learned from family parties growing up.  Robbie brings up a recent amazon purchase Sebastian made.  They disc...

Sebastian starts the episode calling Robbie out for gloating about running a marathon.  Robbie denies these accusations but fills him in on some things he learned from running the marathon years ago.  Sebastian reveals he has been trying to take down the NYC Marathon for years.  He also reveals he has an outstanding Go Fund Me for an upcoming vacation.  Sebastian remembers a ch...

Sebastian starts the episode talking about the time John Legend saw him perform and explains their see-saw power dynamic.  Robbie tries to tell a story he heard at a wedding but fails.  They went out together recently and Sebastian claims Robbie was asking him for kissing advice.  Sebastian realizes the power of the tall skinny depressed man and decides that he is one.  They co...

The boys are finally recording the podcast in person!  Loud About Nothing Studio is still under construction but they finally recorded a pod IRL.  Sebastian starts by talking about trick or treating and some spooky family rituals he had as a kid.  He then tells the story that may be the origin of his career as a performer, the first time he ever got a laugh on stage.  It was a...

Loud about Nothing Studio is still under construction but the boys hop on for a brief update of living in Brooklyn. Sebastian sees someone on the street who taught him a lesson in comedy. Robbie met Sebastian's alter ego "Bash" for the first time. Sebastian talks about a Halloween costume that turned some heads. He also learns of a not so normal family tradition.  call in to the pod @ 929-900...

Sebastian starts the episode hot and takes aim at the "people who's whole identity is the month October."  Robbie hoped he meant Drake, but he's talking about people obsessed with the "Spooky Season".  He recently saw Halloween decorations so big he thinks Newark airport should have to approve them.  They realize that all movies can be broken into two categories.  Sebastian ask...

This episode we have our first return guests.  Sebastian is moving out and his parents come on the podcast to give him an exit interview.   call in to the pod @ 929-900-6393 & follow us on social media @sebastianconelli @robbienunes @loudaboutnothing

Staten Island's Massive Podcast is leaving Staten Island.  Sebastian is moving into a new crib and he has become an interior designer.  Each room has a theme and the early reviews are comparing it to the Met.  He walks us through the whole apartment including something exciting for the future of Loud About Nothing!  He ends the podcast with a story from getting his booster shot...

This week we have one of the funniest stand ups in NY, Martin Urbano.  They start the episode talking about something Sebastian and Martin have in common, "dropping out of college".  Martin talks about his journey as a comedian, from being in lip sync plays and driving an hour to do comedy in high school to starting all over post pandemic.  Along the way they talk cakes, cigarettes,...

Sebastian starts the episode with a story of him trying to kill a very dangerous bug. They pivot to talking about fall activities and Robbie asks Sebastian to go to fright fest.   He declines on account of "Fright Fest being the gateway drug to cuddling".  They come to the conclusion that most fall stuff isn't actually fun, its just to post.  Robbie flexes and Sebastian puts hi...

This week we have the hilarious Ryan Haney (@ryan_haney).  Ryan and Sebastian spend the first few minutes of the podcast talking about how brave they were at their improv show this weekend.  Sebastian tells a story of when he almost got into a fight in front of the Playboy Club.  Ryan talks about almost getting caught watching porn.  Ryan has a big butt and tells the boys about...

It's Robbie's birthday and this episode is a recap of his solo trip to Disney.  Today upon returning Sebastian and Robbie did one of the most intimate things they've ever done.  Sebastian had told Robbie to save the stories from his Disney trip for the podcast.  He talks about the lack of style some Disney adults have and wonders if he himself is a "Disney Adult".  He wishes th...

The hilarious Caroline Martin (Astronomy Club) is on the podcast this week! She shows up to the podcast correct, fresh off a Dunkin trip! Sebastian just discovered juice press and say's it's as good as drugs. Caroline tells them about one of her more awkward break up stories. She also gives them a play by play on her latest romantic adventure she went on, speed dating. They all agree that self car...

This week the boys tell stories from their lives about going back to school! They talk about the standard back to school gear. Sebastian says the best thing to do on your first day back is to completely blend in. Robbie talks about the time he went to a pep rally dressed up as Peter Pan. We then find out about one of Sebastian's biggest comedy inspirations, his HS living environment teacher....

Sebastian kicks things off by bringing up old shit (Keaton getting drunk years ago).  Keaton is from Pittsburgh and Sebastian needs to know if there are statues of Abby Lee Miller all over the city.  Keaton doesn't know who that is but Robbie helps Sebastian realize she is exactly his type.  The boys try to give Keaton some tips on getting more free stuff.  Sebastian creates ye...

It's the 100th episode and it's all call-ins.  They talk weddings, fast food, conspiracies, scratch-offs and the original concept for the pod.  They receive calls from past guests, other podcast hosts and of course the hottest fans in the podcast game.  This episode is an instant classic, thanks everyone for listening each week!   See you at our live show September 24th! ...

This week on the podcast we have Tik Tok celebrity Kyle Gordon (@kylegordonisgreat).  They talk about the romanticization of moving to NYC to do comedy.  Sebastian says he has seen Kyle's Tik Tok characters on stage before.  Kyle explains how he was able to translate his comedy to Tik Tok.  Kyle talks about growing up in a religious household and his (seemingly) themeless Barmi...

Last Friday night, Sebastian and Robbie were supposed to go into the city together but a violent storm on Staten Island canceled their plans. Later that evening, the storm passed, and Robbie decided to head into the city without Sebastian for the first time this summer. This episode is the story of that Friday night (into Saturday morning). They take some asides to support aesthetic surgery, discu...

This week on the podcast we have stand up comedian Jared Waters. Jared has lived all around the world and has become quite the storyteller from it. He tells the boys about the trip that made him quit partying.  He also proposed twice in a Disney World to the same girl.  You can catch Jared every week in Astoria Park performing stand up (no matter the weather).   call in to the...

Sebastian met Robbie's Grandma and she now refers to him as "My Paison".  They talk other Italian slang including what Sebastian's family called him, Baciagaloop.  Sebastian creates a new "Door Test" using pizza.  They talk about the ways to get to know someone over dinner.  Sebastian is another year older and has come to the realization he may never get divorced.  They ta...

This week we have on comedian, billiard aficionado and climate change specialist Rollie Williams.  Rollie is also a hottie and fan of the pod!  Sebastian talks about his budding romance with the woman who works at Dunkin.  Rollie talks about how he made the pivot to comedian performing in NYC basements to an Ivy League educated climate change influencer.  He teaches the boys a...

Sebastian starts the episode talking about a recent XL Destination he visited.  They think there needs to be more short films before movies and pitch some ideas.  Sebastian has made a decision on what he will be doing with all nudes he receives moving forward.  They talk about their experiences playing soccer.  They end the episode talking about the two biggest ways to get cool...