Loud About Nothing

This week Sebastian kicks it off talking about DMing a pornstar. Sebastian thinks it's a profession on the rise and wants to be around the industry more. He makes Robbie tell all the details of a story that ends in him unsending a DM to someone he met and thought was cute in real life. Sebastian discusses his opinions on gossip. He also recently went on a date where he felt like he provided entert...

This week we have another call in episode. They start talking about the shirt Sebastian lent Robbie, the porn site Robbie won't share, and big thread. They take calls from a listener explaining a bad date, a listener questioning their sexuality and a listener trying to stop drunk texting. They also take an email from someone trying to figure out if they're in love with their best friend. call in t...

Robbie starts the episode surprised Sebastian doesn't watch Euphoria. They briefly share their takes on the new Sex and the City. Sebastian talks about a new emergency vehicle he saw. Sebastian tells an embarrassing story from a bodega. Robbie thinks more relationships would last if they were treated like apartment leases. call in to the pod @ 929-900-6393 & follow us on social media @sebastiancon...

This week the boys have their first return guest, Luke Manley! Luke starts the episode by talking about the second and last time he took edibles. Sebastian talks about failed diets that he's had in the past. Luke teaches the boys how to elevate an egg roll! Sebastian then talks about the pressures of being "on" as a bigger guy! The boys couldn't have had a better time with their first in studio gu...

Robbie is leaving for a week and Sebastian wants to know what he likes so much about skiing. Robbie tells him an embarrassing story that he has been keeping a secret. Sebastian wants to celebrate National Quitter's Day but Robbie reminds of him of a holiday he is forgetting. Sebastian has been back on hinge and has some questions about the photos women use to represent themselves. They believe peo...

It's another call in episode! Before they take calls, Sebastian and Robbie talk about dressing up in high school.  Robbie talks about his days on the swim team and Sebastian asks him about Michael Phelps.  They also realize they both grew up competitively learning from placemats.  The first call is from someone moving to Chicago.  Sebastian sees moving as a way to reset your mo...

This episode starts as many do, with Sebastian making fun of something Robbie is doing.  They give updates on how Dry January is goin.  Robbie describes a new bar he found that feels like the suburbs. Sebastian makes fun of "boys from New Jersey".  They discuss what a father on Staten Island will do to give his daughter her dream Sweet 16.  Sebastian's new favorite show is Emil...

The boys are back to two days a week and kick off the first of many call-in episodes in 2022.  Robbie brings up a story about a friend who agreed to read a book on a first date.  Sebastian gives his opinions on erotica novels.  The listeners deliver with some great calls.  They take calls about making friends as an adult, dating "out of your league" and microwaves.  They a...

They start the episode trying to define "facetious", which quickly turns into a conversation about mirror sex. It's a new year and Sebastian doesn't want to hear "New Year New Me". He does announce he is LA Sober and Robbie claims to be doing dry-ish January. They talk about going back in time and telling their ancestors how good they have it. Robbie doesn't wish he bought bitcoin in 2015 because...

They boys are back from their COVID break.  Sebastian starts the episode questioning Robbie about his phone call with NYC COVID Support.  They try to figure out what symptoms they still have that are related to COVID.  Sebastian says he knows someone in the CDC making some questionable claims.  He also wonders how other people's experiences were with going home for the holiday'...

Sebastian starts the episode by claiming Christmas music is "tough".  He calls out society for trying to make Santa ripped.  They talk classic Christmas movies and Sebastian gives the basic outline for any aspiring filmmakers.  Sebastian realizes that as an artist, you need to succeed during the holidays in order to be remembered forever. Robbie recently read that extra-marital affa...

The boys discuss how hundreds of men told Sebastian their dick size in the comments section of a tik tok from the last episode. They debate whether you need a big dick to have BDE. Sebastian talks about the only time he ever cried from happiness and tells the story of the only gift he ever had taken away. They discuss acceptable gift ideas and the best ways to present them. Sebastian and Robbie di...

This week starts with Robbie admitting he may be shorter than he previously thought.  Sebastian updates the audience on how he's been using his vibrator.  They recap Thanksgiving and realize what the holiday is all about, planning Christmas.  They come for people who don't like fish and begin to fantasize about their own 7 fish feasts coming at the end of the month.  Its Cyber...

The boys are finally recording live from their studio so follow them on youtube and social media. They quickly start talking about one of the most humbling experiences or their lives last week at Animecon.  They both don't like Thanksgiving food, which is apparently not the consensus opinion.  Robbie talks shit about Friendsgiving.  Sebastian agrees and tells the story of the very f...

Sebastian starts the episode announcing that he is in a feud with hot girls on the internet.  He feels they are co-opting his culture.  Robbie drinks coffee at bars and Sebastian advises him to stop this behavior immediately.  They talk about the toxic lessons they learned from family parties growing up.  Robbie brings up a recent amazon purchase Sebastian made.  They disc...

Sebastian starts the episode calling Robbie out for gloating about running a marathon.  Robbie denies these accusations but fills him in on some things he learned from running the marathon years ago.  Sebastian reveals he has been trying to take down the NYC Marathon for years.  He also reveals he has an outstanding Go Fund Me for an upcoming vacation.  Sebastian remembers a ch...

Sebastian starts the episode talking about the time John Legend saw him perform and explains their see-saw power dynamic.  Robbie tries to tell a story he heard at a wedding but fails.  They went out together recently and Sebastian claims Robbie was asking him for kissing advice.  Sebastian realizes the power of the tall skinny depressed man and decides that he is one.  They co...

The boys are finally recording the podcast in person!  Loud About Nothing Studio is still under construction but they finally recorded a pod IRL.  Sebastian starts by talking about trick or treating and some spooky family rituals he had as a kid.  He then tells the story that may be the origin of his career as a performer, the first time he ever got a laugh on stage.  It was a...

Loud about Nothing Studio is still under construction but the boys hop on for a brief update of living in Brooklyn. Sebastian sees someone on the street who taught him a lesson in comedy. Robbie met Sebastian's alter ego "Bash" for the first time. Sebastian talks about a Halloween costume that turned some heads. He also learns of a not so normal family tradition.  call in to the pod @ 929-900...

Sebastian starts the episode hot and takes aim at the "people who's whole identity is the month October."  Robbie hoped he meant Drake, but he's talking about people obsessed with the "Spooky Season".  He recently saw Halloween decorations so big he thinks Newark airport should have to approve them.  They realize that all movies can be broken into two categories.  Sebastian ask...

This episode we have our first return guests.  Sebastian is moving out and his parents come on the podcast to give him an exit interview.   call in to the pod @ 929-900-6393 & follow us on social media @sebastianconelli @robbienunes @loudaboutnothing

Staten Island's Massive Podcast is leaving Staten Island.  Sebastian is moving into a new crib and he has become an interior designer.  Each room has a theme and the early reviews are comparing it to the Met.  He walks us through the whole apartment including something exciting for the future of Loud About Nothing!  He ends the podcast with a story from getting his booster shot...

This week we have one of the funniest stand ups in NY, Martin Urbano.  They start the episode talking about something Sebastian and Martin have in common, "dropping out of college".  Martin talks about his journey as a comedian, from being in lip sync plays and driving an hour to do comedy in high school to starting all over post pandemic.  Along the way they talk cakes, cigarettes,...

Sebastian starts the episode with a story of him trying to kill a very dangerous bug. They pivot to talking about fall activities and Robbie asks Sebastian to go to fright fest.   He declines on account of "Fright Fest being the gateway drug to cuddling".  They come to the conclusion that most fall stuff isn't actually fun, its just to post.  Robbie flexes and Sebastian puts hi...

This week we have the hilarious Ryan Haney (@ryan_haney).  Ryan and Sebastian spend the first few minutes of the podcast talking about how brave they were at their improv show this weekend.  Sebastian tells a story of when he almost got into a fight in front of the Playboy Club.  Ryan talks about almost getting caught watching porn.  Ryan has a big butt and tells the boys about...