Loud About Nothing

This episode kicks off with Robbie saying he keeps being told he looks like Henry Cavill. Sebastian responds with a list of things he is mistaken for. Robbie tells a story about meeting Joey Chestnut on the 4th of July. Sebastian feels he is most authentically himself during a good pee. Robbie ran into someone this weekend who immediately sparked a vivid memory from High School. Robbie saw the Bad...

Former UCB Artistic Director and current Squirrel Theater founder, Michael Hartney is on the podcast this week. Michael talks about working with Anne Hathaway and Sebastian recalls the time he was cut from a TV show that went to Cannes. Sebastian "gets right into it" and asks Michael's thoughts on whether we live in a simulation. Robbie brings up that Michael once had one of the most thankless job...

This week Sebastian kicks things off talking about what tattoos he should get. He then gets zen and discusses how reminding ourselves of our mortality can be productive. Sebastian has had trouble sleeping lately citing Youtube as "his cocaine". He touches on his current favorite youtube segment, pornstars buying sneakers. Robbie is excited for the warmer weather and tries to come up with some fun...

This week the boys have Monique Moses on the podcast. Monique is from Canada so they talk about what it was like to move to NYC to pursue "the dream". She recently was on the road with them in Vermont, where she thought she was going to have to help them "pull". She ends the episode with some advice about writing and an optimistic look on whats to come. Check out Monique's live show Jackie Robinso...

The boys are back from Vermont and spend this episode recapping their trip. They are annoyed people were surprised they have a tour manager. Sebastian talks about art, fashion and who's approval he craves. They feel Sebastian should have to approve whether or not something can put "New York" in front of their establishment or products. The second half of the episode Sebastian revisits an old feud...

In honor of Robbie's 'iconic' freshman dorm closing, the boys take calls this week about the listener's first year of college. Before they get to the calls, Sebastian tells a story about a college party that he was kicked out of. Robbie reminisces on what songs remind him of college and they envision how Sebastian will hold back tears at his sister's wedding. They talk calls about peeing in a stra...

This week's episode starts with Sebastian calling Robbie out about how he hosts people at his apartment. Robbie is happy Sebastian got to see a different side of him. They talk about the beautiful conversation they had with a New York based musician and spread some of his wisdom to the listeners. They ask the audience to help them never eat Artichoke Pizza again. Robbie was recently asked to be a...

The boys are back with another listener episode. Robbie reminisces about how he entertained himself in High School. Sebastian then talks about the absurdity of people trying to describe a song. They then field calls from all the hotties asking for baby names, advice, a prank gone wrong, a stinky burp, and of course, red heads! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys have decided Park Slope is dead and the only way to revive it is if they throw it on their back. Sebastian teaches Robbie about drug dealer time. Robbie tries to cover his bases for the musical magicians that listen to the podcast. Sebastian tells the story of the time he got frosted tips. They talk about the hobbies grown men can have and Sebastian realized his biggest hobby. They discus...

This week have on Shaolin’s Funny Guy, Nicky Sants, on the podcast. Nicky is Staten Island. Sebastian and Nicky talk about how quickly SI gets toxic for a kid, the culture of blunts and of course some Woodrow Plaza stories. Nicky talks about his time at Riker's. Robbie asks who get's better treatment on the island, him or Pete. Nicky gives some updated of what it's been like since Kim and Pete mad...

Sebastian starts the episode being proud of his sister's Super Bowl party. That quickly shifts to a strange theory he has about sexuality and microwaves. Robbie reflects on doing the podcast for a year and a half and how it has shifted his view of himself. They discuss how dressing like the characters from Euphoria does not retroactively make you the hottest person from your high school. Their big...

This episode starts with the boys hating on lacrosse. They quickly move on to body hair on Staten Island as Sebastian tries to embrace his viking ancestors. Robbie asks the listeners for advice on a great dilemma he was just presented with. They take calls from listeners that call in about double dates, romanticized holidays and a sleepover gone terrible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...

This episode starts with Sebastian questioning Robbie about his bathroom habits. Sebastian's sister wants a theme for her Super Bowl party so they pitch some ideas. Robbie talks about the greatest Super Bowl party he has been to. Sebastian fills in the audience of Staten Island hat culture in the late 2000's. Sebastian asks Robbie to be his Valentine and claims he has a present in the mail. They t...

This week the boys have on Actor, Comedian and Disney Adult, Ken McGraw (@kenmcgraw). Ken and Robbie are both from Jersey and talk about the celebrities from their respective towns. It's not long before they shift the conversation to the place Sebastian loves to hate, Disney World. Ken gives Sebastian some advice for his upcoming trip (the best time to have sex). He also tells them about Disney Ad...

This week Sebastian kicks it off talking about DMing a pornstar. Sebastian thinks it's a profession on the rise and wants to be around the industry more. He makes Robbie tell all the details of a story that ends in him unsending a DM to someone he met and thought was cute in real life. Sebastian discusses his opinions on gossip. He also recently went on a date where he felt like he provided entert...

This week we have another call in episode. They start talking about the shirt Sebastian lent Robbie, the porn site Robbie won't share, and big thread. They take calls from a listener explaining a bad date, a listener questioning their sexuality and a listener trying to stop drunk texting. They also take an email from someone trying to figure out if they're in love with their best friend. call in t...

Robbie starts the episode surprised Sebastian doesn't watch Euphoria. They briefly share their takes on the new Sex and the City. Sebastian talks about a new emergency vehicle he saw. Sebastian tells an embarrassing story from a bodega. Robbie thinks more relationships would last if they were treated like apartment leases. call in to the pod @ 929-900-6393 & follow us on social media @sebastiancon...

This week the boys have their first return guest, Luke Manley! Luke starts the episode by talking about the second and last time he took edibles. Sebastian talks about failed diets that he's had in the past. Luke teaches the boys how to elevate an egg roll! Sebastian then talks about the pressures of being "on" as a bigger guy! The boys couldn't have had a better time with their first in studio gu...

Robbie is leaving for a week and Sebastian wants to know what he likes so much about skiing. Robbie tells him an embarrassing story that he has been keeping a secret. Sebastian wants to celebrate National Quitter's Day but Robbie reminds of him of a holiday he is forgetting. Sebastian has been back on hinge and has some questions about the photos women use to represent themselves. They believe peo...

It's another call in episode! Before they take calls, Sebastian and Robbie talk about dressing up in high school.  Robbie talks about his days on the swim team and Sebastian asks him about Michael Phelps.  They also realize they both grew up competitively learning from placemats.  The first call is from someone moving to Chicago.  Sebastian sees moving as a way to reset your mo...

This episode starts as many do, with Sebastian making fun of something Robbie is doing.  They give updates on how Dry January is goin.  Robbie describes a new bar he found that feels like the suburbs. Sebastian makes fun of "boys from New Jersey".  They discuss what a father on Staten Island will do to give his daughter her dream Sweet 16.  Sebastian's new favorite show is Emil...

The boys are back to two days a week and kick off the first of many call-in episodes in 2022.  Robbie brings up a story about a friend who agreed to read a book on a first date.  Sebastian gives his opinions on erotica novels.  The listeners deliver with some great calls.  They take calls about making friends as an adult, dating "out of your league" and microwaves.  They a...

They start the episode trying to define "facetious", which quickly turns into a conversation about mirror sex. It's a new year and Sebastian doesn't want to hear "New Year New Me". He does announce he is LA Sober and Robbie claims to be doing dry-ish January. They talk about going back in time and telling their ancestors how good they have it. Robbie doesn't wish he bought bitcoin in 2015 because...

They boys are back from their COVID break.  Sebastian starts the episode questioning Robbie about his phone call with NYC COVID Support.  They try to figure out what symptoms they still have that are related to COVID.  Sebastian says he knows someone in the CDC making some questionable claims.  He also wonders how other people's experiences were with going home for the holiday'...

Sebastian starts the episode by claiming Christmas music is "tough".  He calls out society for trying to make Santa ripped.  They talk classic Christmas movies and Sebastian gives the basic outline for any aspiring filmmakers.  Sebastian realizes that as an artist, you need to succeed during the holidays in order to be remembered forever. Robbie recently read that extra-marital affa...