Loud About Nothing

In a pivot from last week, Sebastian starts this episode by talking about what animals he could conquer.  Robbie makes a bold claim that leads them to a long debate about Italian food.  Sebastian tells the audience how he is inspired comedically.  Robbie admits that he has tried the meatball marinara from Subway and Sebastian is appalled.  He forces him to reenact him ordering...

Fresh off her bachelorette party Alise Morales (@pandalise) is on the podcast this week and gives the boys the scoop.  She talks Airbnb shortcomings, Bachelorette activities and the characters she met along the way.  Alise tells them the most famous people from her HS and if she can pass them as MOST famous.  She comes from a family of carnies so they discuss the carny life and even...

This week the boys are back with one of their more serious episodes in awhile.  They kick off by plugging their live show, PHENOMENAL, and by talking about the origin of hugs.  They quickly switch off into talking about the boxes people put you in and more importantly the boxes you put yourself in.  They discuss the growing pains that come with living out of the boxes people put you...

This week Clark Jones is on in the first guest episode fully recorded on Staten Island.  They talk about food recommendations in New York City and their favorite sandwiches.  Clark says NYers have a unique way of recommending things.  They talk conspiracies and how they grow.  They try to understand people hesitant to get the vaccine.  Clark tells the boys why he likes bei...

The boys are back with a new intro.  Sebastian took a Robbie "appreciation" day this weekend.  They talk about the numbers they wore in high school and the origin stories behind them.  Robbie tells Sebastian the pinnacle of Italian American success in NJ.  Robbie is going to Scottsdale Arizona this week and Sebastian thinks he was trying to kill him by asking him to come. &nbsp...

This week on the pod we have Dylan Adler.  Dylan is a very talented musical comedian so they connect on playing piano.  They also connect on both being twins, although Sebastian is fraternal and Dylan is identical.  Dylan gets loud about rollercoasters and Sebastian tells a wild story from one of his school "trips".  They also talk water parks and if its normal pee in the pool....

Sebastian and Robbie went out together this weekend and realized Sebastian's the only one allowed to call him cute.  They talk about all the things that could kill them in Home Depot.  Sebastian's looking for someone to "Lady and the Tramp" food with him.  They have been hearing more and more about podcasting schools and want to guest lecture.  Sebastian explains to Robbie the...

This week on the pod we have Dan Black (@danblackattack).  Sebastian remembers working the door at UCB and letting Dan's family get special treatment.  Dan is intrigued by Robbie and "needs to know his deal".  He spends a chunk of the episode asking about his sex life and romantic history.  Dan believes the key to fitness is money, and he's been investing in his gym.  He l...

Sebastian starts the episode calling out Robbie's public urination picture.  They talk about Sebastian's old hobby as a bird watcher and the great Blue Heron.  They get controversial about types of people they couldn't date and Sebastian impersonates his next girlfriend.  They briefly talk about their flirting styles.  Sebastian thinks the quarantine has helped him realize he f...

This week we have the host of Self Medicated with Murf Meyer, Murf Meyer (@murfmeyer) on the pod.  Murf is a former heroin addict sharing his stories and positivity with the world to reduce stigma around addiction.  The first Sebastian had ever heard of Murf was from an infamous email that went around a UCB class.  He has been a fan since.  Sebastian and Murf share some psyched...

This week’s episode starts with Sebastian flipping the script on My Chemical Romance. They talk about the mythical castles on Staten Island and the kings inside of them. Sebastian tells the story of a gig he did in the Hamptons and lets the listeners know how to fit in with the super wealthy. After some grammatical ignorance they finally declare this summer Hot Mess Summer. They talk about the few...

This week we have on a STAR. Jana Schmieding (@janaunplgd) is the star of Rutherford Falls on Peacock and one of Sebastian’s good friends from his early days in comedy. It’s episode 69 so they kick off talking about the time they kissed on stage. Jana tells an embarrassing story from her early days doing comedy in NY. She tells the story of the two screen tests she did before landing the lead, Rea...

Sebastian confirmed (by asking teenagers in the park) that it is officially prom season!  This episode the boys talk about prom.  The do's and the don'ts of prom weekend, how to up your popularity, and how to be remembered forever.  They even attempt to give kissing and dancing advice.  They tell some stories from their own prom experiences.  Robbie tells a story about how...

This episode we have podcasting mogul Jared Freid (@jaredfreid) on. Jared is a NY based comedian that hosts multiple podcasts where he gives dating advice (Jtrain and U Up). Jared shares some of the wildest dating stories he has heard on his podcasts. Jared is the board lord and gets loud about Charcuterie. They talk about what makes a good party and how often times people throw selfishly motivate...

Robbie has arrived on Staten Island and the boys talk about what it has been like living 5 minutes away from each other. They spend the first half of this episode doing what they do best, describing Staten Island. Sebastian talks about being New Money Fat after COVID. He also shares with the hotties his homework assignment his therapist gave him (call in with help!). They end the episode with a st...

Joanna Hausmann (@johaus) joins the boys this week. They talk growing up in New York vs becoming a "New Yorker" later in life.  Joanna shares detailed memories of her time working as a correspondent for Bill Nye (the science guy).  Joanna gets loud about influencers.  Sebastian realizes he creates high art and should be in the Whitney. She gets the boys hyped for her new Disney+ sho...

Yes we are aware the name of this episode is a pun.  The episode starts with Sebastian saying how emotional Winnie the Pooh quotes make him.  He also shares some proverbs that he has been telling Robbie.  They talk about how all the Netflix Reality TV shows seem to be in search of "genuine connections".   They spend a chunk of the episode explaining what kind of sexual par...

This week we have the very funny Josh Sharp (@cluckcluckjoshsharp) on the podcast. Josh comes sporting a mullet, something Robbie has been debating on trying out. Josh asks the boys what looks they will be serving this summer and gives pointers from his own experiences. Josh gets loud about booze. Josh talks about a gin he loves from the mountains of Italy and Sebastian talks about doing a strikeo...

This week the boys are back and finally hung out IRL. Sebastian waits until they are on mic to air out his issues with their Poconos hang.  They have a big announcement for the pod and share their delusional plans to spend the summer in Sebastian’s parents’ pool. They talk about dating out of your league and Sebastian gives some good advice on how he does it. Spring is nature’s blue chew, and...

This week on the pod we have Sebastian's friend, Emmy-award winning writer Will Stephen (@wmjstephen).  Will has written for SNL for 6 seasons now and tells Sebastian his favorite musical guests.  Sebastian needs to know the inside scoop of what went down at Will's alma mater, Yale.  Will gets loud about cats.  They commiserate about hard times with cats as children.  They...

This week on the bongcast Sebastian and Robbie take too many edibles and then take calls from the hotties about mind blowing facts. They talk about time relativity, the pyramids and Sebastian's dream dinner guest (the Bagel Boss).  They were very high and hope you are too.  Enjoy this very special Loud About Nothing Plus episode!  call in to the pod @ 929-900-6393 & follow us on...

Sebastian's second week in the world somehow goes worst than the first.  Sebastian breaks his pinky and is reminded that he has always been a fragile boy.  Sebastian recently joined a gym and is afraid he looks soft.  He tells Robbie about all the types of people he's been seeing.  They decide this is a good time to clearly define what makes a King and a Queen, as they both hav...

Just in time for Wrestlemania weekend, Matt J Weir (@mattjweir) is on the podcast this week.  Matt and Sebastian met doing comedy together 10 years ago, and have been close friends since.  Matt was a writer for the WWE for just under two years and gives great insight into its inner workings.  They really dive into what it was like working for Vince McMahon; how he conducted meetings...

The boys needed to hop on and emergency record the podcast this week.  Sebastian's mother texted him something that needed to be discussed on mic.  They talk about the dating advice his Mom tries to give him.  Robbie speculates whether his friend had an arranged marriage and they explore what that even means.  Sebastian found out this weekend that he had a relative who was next...

This episode the boys go through all the types of people who will want to "catch up" after quarantine ends.  They prepare you for the things they'll have to say so you aren't blindsided. Call in if you think we've missed anyone @ 929-900-6393! & follow us on social media @sebastianconelli @robbienunes @loudaboutnothing