Lotsa Pasta

This is a very special episode. Just shy of our fourth year anniversary, we finally get a fan on the show! Glitch Blob once reached out to me to let me know he enjoyed our program and we’ve kept a fun banter going ever since. Fast forward a couple years and here he is on the show! Breaking boundaries and crossing barriers, Glitch Blob is here to help me read tonight’s story. It’s a lot like what w...

RIP HEADPHONE USERS, THIS EPISODE HAS SPORADIC VOLUME SHIFTS, like my ex girlfriend. Just figured I’d warn you, unlike my ex girlriend. We got a Throwback quad here. An Arcade of attitudes. Just, a really Solid Crew. Punxsutawney Trill, Lanky Lucifer, and Deputy Dewey are here to talk the talk, walk the walk, and to get naked. Cause we’re going to the beach! What’s the worst thing that could happe...

It’s another Solo-Dolo like the Moon-Man would say. It’s just me on this episode and we’re gonna read a story I can definitely relate to, and I know others will be able to too. Lots of weird, scary, and dangerous stuff can happen when you’re driving home late at night. Be careful, everyone. You never know what you’re gonna run into. Or… Where you’re going to end up. If you guys like these solo epi...

Every hundred episodes, we get a 69th episode. Here with the only one who knows how to 69 the best: Frowns McBooHoo. I know you guys love when the episodes are stupid and don’t make sense, this episode is no exception. And guess what. After a little bit of GRANDMA, we get into some old school shit. TROLL-PASTA. It’s gonna be a dumb one. It’s gonna be a fun one. Enjoy. My Grandma Lived Under the Ho...

Welcome back to another exciting episode of Games with Ghoulies! I’m your host, Captain Death, here to introduce todays co-hosts and guests: Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake. You know them, they’ve been here before, they’re no strangers to the Lotsa Pasta game show. On today’s episode, we go all over the map. We do some Japanese rituals and some old school historical rituals, we also read...

I have a new guest on this episode and OH BOY is he SOMETHIN’. Ramses Vanderslice and I have a brief history together in our youth, ironically dealing with this episode, and as soon as he came into my life… he vanished. Years later, I followed him on Youtube to realize his creative genius. Watching his material from the shadows, secretly wishing I was making content like him, I decided to take the...

Like all things in life, we eventually come to the end. We have another satisfying episode, here, full of fun little stories to share with your friends around the proverbial campfire. 
Is there a wrap-around-narrative like WhereAmI? wanted? Maybe, if you’re willing to settle. 
 Were some of the stories better than others? Totally, but that’s subjective.
 Was this awful like when we did the ABCs? I...

Well. The title says it all. Let me just say, if you’re as disgusted and perturbed about this shit as much as the three of us were, let this be a DISCLAIMER!! 
WE READ SOME GROSS SHIT ON THIS EPISODE!! I DON’T CARE IF THIS IS YOUR KINK. IT’S GROSS. U NASTY. The first story is a particularly gruesome tale from someone with an interesting occupation and the second story… Well… the second story is so...

We’re back at it. More chronicling of this dude’s weird fucking happenstance. How does one person attract this much strange? This much odd? This much supernatural? I don’t know. Is there going to be a culmination point? Is there going to be a point at all? Is there going to be anything more said at the end of this, other than, “wow, those stories were dope.” I don’t know. I really don’t. And I gue...

The moon is rising high over Lotsa Pasta tonight, Friends have gathered close, so hold them tight, That’s where you’ll find, That one of a kind… J.J. The Jet Plane! A new guest, here on the show, J.J. or Jcubed is someone I’ve known since Lotsa Pasta was born. We’ve been through a lot together, we always push each other to invent and create and be authentic to ourselves as we can as artists. He’s...

No, not literally, figuratively! Curiosity is a killer of many things, not just small felines. Listen here, folks, we got a guy who has some stories to tell and each of them is about learning something after the fact, and somewhat wishing you hadn’t learned what you just did. TALK ABOUT HINDSIGHT. WhereAmI? Is here with me, to break down these mysteries, much like we did in his last series BUT HOP...

Look at who is back so soon, it’s the one and only Cannibal Siren here to take me strolling back down memory lane. First we talk Pokemon, then we talk Stories to Read Alone at Night, and Unsettling Stories in that order. This is a bit of an old fashioned episode, but it’s a welcome return compared to some of our long boy episodes. Always happy to see Siren again, but she needs to stop making me ug...

Finally. We see the end. This has been some crazy adventure, hasn’t it? It’s Frowns’ longest series yet, at 3 episodes long. Let’s all give him an invisible and unheard round of applause. Great. Now that that’s over with, let’s get through this shortie. We’re back with Pops, Satan, Ms. Hatchetface, and FrankenTeddy. They’re trying to save Sarah from the Eldritch Netherworld because WHAT A TWIST, s...

OUR LONGEST EPISODE YET! 
Outta nowhere, teleporting in from North Eastern PA, Gnarly Charlie is here with me today to do a talkshow episode(No stories will be read) but that doesn’t mean we don’t have some awesome topics to cover! In order, we talk about: Corona Virus, Quarantine, & Cure, Video Games: DOOM & Resident Evil(mostly), Conspiracy Theories BIG & smol, and ALEX JONES. If you’ve ever bee...

Happy 4/20/2020 everyone. It’s been a pretty shitty month. I’ve also been pretty high all month. So you win some, you lose some, I’d say. I’d also say you’re in for a short little funny episode today with me and my brothers: Spum and Kumm. You saw the title, you know what we’re doing. Forewarning, most of this is bullshit. But it’s fun bullshit :: Not Hot But Spicy Style. Rough Lobster - The Three...