Lotsa Pasta

We’ve got a new guest on the show today, folks. He’s coming to us all the way from Philadelphia and he’s brought his own alcohol! We’re a little twisted, but what’s more twisted than us is this fucking story we read. It is easily one of the best stories we’ve read on the podcast, so buckle in with a nice bottle of Donkey-Elbow and butter yourself up for some twists and turns.  Plot Holes(31:58) by...

MOVING RIGHT ALONG, IN SEARCH OF GOOD TIMES AND GOOD NEWS, WITH GOOD FRIENDS YOU CAN’T LO-Wait- Where’s Tenron? He was just here a few minutes ago..Oh, he’s just giving the gurken a jerkin to some of those hot Asian models he follows on IG. Sweet guy, he means well, he really does. It’s just hard to be on this road trip with him when neither of us have any clue where this is going. Much like time,...

Guess who’s here to grace us with his fucking presence? It’s the transient Transylvanian himself, Disco Dracula. Just like any other Disco Dee Episode, we start off with something stereotypical before diving into some truly meaty shit. And today’s episode is a FEAST, featuring another Disney Nosleep story before we thank the King of Horror himself, by reading one of his best short stories to date....

Frowns is back from the great white north. He’s here for some of that SAME OL SHIT. It’s been a while, right? 2018 was garbage for a lot of us and hopefully this (recorded in November 2018) being the first episode to air in 2019, should be a good reminder of what the show originally started as: Two best friends. Sitting on a couch. Takin’ a couple bowls. And reading some spooky stories.  Something...

It's not easy being on your own. You can fall in a hole. Get lost. And possibly never get out. That's why i'm afraid of spelunking. And commitment. THIS IS RELEVENT. This is also the first episode i've read a story ENTIRELY ALONE. Ted is a crazy guy that loves cave diving. I'm a crazy guy that loves crazy guy stories. Perfect.  Ted the Caver(9:50) by Ted Hegemann https://www.creepypasta.com/ted-th...

YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM. KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM. KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY. AND KNOW WHEN TO - FUCK. Tenron, where that sweet Lambo go? The group is left shooketh after the death of their first member. Wherever shall we go from here? Simple. We move on. Because KNOW WHEN TO RUN.  Has Anyone Heard of the Left/Right Game?(19:54) by NeonTempo https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7asz8x/has_a...

By the end of this episode, you're gonna need to get your genitals checked, folks, cause we've got a Doctor in the office. He's here to tell us how to sip scotch, sex the ladies, and suck a mean story off. Dr. Enkenstein is here to help me get through a smattering of creepy; hopping all over the board, reading sources from all over the interwebs. Hold onto your butts, kids. It's going to be a bump...

Hold the phone, Django. This is the final part of Borrasca? That was quick! Do you have any better idea of what's going on? Is there going to be a tasty twist? OH, YEAH. YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR, MISTER. I didn't see that coming.  No, really, I didn't. I didn't see it coming SO MUCH -in fact- that I didn't even acknowledge how FUCKED it really was. We had to have Django back a couple weeks l...

Who's that creepin' outside my window, yo? OH! OH, MY! It's just Cryin' Hawaiian, back for another fun episode. For todays smattering a la creep, we bring you the happy neighbor you never asked for: Mr. Smiley. Why do you think they call him that? I happen to think it's a bit on-the-nose. Voyeurism +10.  Mr. Smiley(32:44) by Trie https://www.creepypasta.com/mister-smiley/ Check out our episodes on...

ON THE ROAD AGAIN. I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO--wait. Where are we? This place looks messed up, Tenron. Pull over, I have to tinkle. Okay, maybe not here. Alice sure has gotten herself into an odd situation here in Jubilation. We also lose a member of our caravan. WHO WILL SURVIVE TO THE END? If there is an end... I have no idea.  Has Anyone Heard of the Left/Right Game?(26:40) by NeonTempo https://www.r...

You're back for more, huh? Well, strap in! It's gonna be a doozy. To be honest, Django and I don't really remember much from part one. Maybe drinking and smoking and dueling dragons isn't the best idea when you're reading a chilling, over-long narrative about children and their coming-of-age spooks. ANYWAYS, HERE'S PART TWO: Borrasca(19:00) by CK Walker https://ck-walker.com/2016/04/12/borrasca/ C...

There's a fork in the road coming up, Tenron. Which way do we go? Left or Right? Either way, we're along for the ride. On today's episode we start a story of epic proportions and unprecedented mystery and intrigue. I've heard about this story for a long time, but i never expected it to play out like this. I love a good road trip, how about you? Let's just hope that this road doesn't lead to HELL. ...

We all need a little Vitamin C in our lives. The C just stands for Creeps. Bringing the creeps is what we got on today's episode, with a healthy dose of spooks, courtesy of Tom Bongbadil. This is one of those spitting examples of a great start to an otherwise OK story. Don't get me wrong, it's good. But I'm starting to see a trend. NoSleep writers need to learn how to close. We need some closers....

Happy Halloween, fuckers. To start the new season off with a kick in the dick, we're starting what is SUPPOSEDLY one of the best CreepyPastas ever written. I'm here with Django, he chose this one. So, if it sucks, blame it on him. We talk with Harold Heavy Hands for a little about Video Games and Feng Min. Have a happy holiday filled with much terror! Borrasca(29:07) by CK Walker https://ck-walker...

First episode post ONE-HUNDO and we've already got a newbie! Seems like we've attracted demonic attention this time around, because joining Deputy Dewey and I in a damnable EP is Lanky Lucifer. I already know he likes breakfast food, so he should be fine with a heaping of TOST to start things off! Nonexistence(21:00) https://www.creepypasta.com/nonexistance/ Leon Czolgosz(23:56) https://creepypast...

We finally made it. Triple Digits. I don't know how much longer this ride is gonna be, but we ain't getting off any time soon. UNLESS I DIE. But DO Captains ever TRULY die? Sure.  Today we read a momentous story for a momentous occasion. It's about a dumb college kid with his N64, buying shit from weird individuals that don't even look like they're having a garage sale, and how THAT can ruin your...

Harold Heavy Hands is back and it looks like he's taking a page out of Terry the Tickler's book because this man makes more off-stage noises than a circus in Tennessee. One noise he can't make? Baby noises. And that's where Captain Death comes in, speaking in tongues like an infant orphanage in the Balkans. Believe me, this is relevant, just read the title of the first story.  A Man Brought My Fam...

Cannibal Siren is back for more monster-fucking, but THIS TIME, we're actually reading a story about monster-fucking instead of just talking about it, you Shape of Water-Lovers out there. You like ghosts? You ever sleep with one before? You haven't? That'd be one freaky-ghost-bed.  So, yeah... I've been Intimate with a Ghost(29:22) by Red_Grin https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1h06c1/so_ye...

Punxsutawney Trill and Deputy Dewey are back to take a Cleveland steamer on my chest. Metaphorically, I mean. We talk for a GOOD, long while about The Walking Dead and a game I made up before jumping into this story, so if you wanna skip the small-talk, be sure to check the timecode below! This story is about a man who takes a shit. A shit he will soon never forget.  The Scariest Shit I’ve Ever Ta...

Spum & Kumm are back and ready for more TOST and I'm not talking about breakfast. The Other Side is a -now- non-existent tumblr that use to collect short and creepy stories from all over the internet. This isn't the first time we've read them, it's not even the fifth time we've read them. I've lost count. Everyone loves TOST!  Don’t Look Behind You(10:28) by FreeGee https://creepypasta.fandom....

Tom Bongabadil only appears when we need him the most. Think dank thoughts, only then may Tom spread his wings. He's here to experiment on some new shit. Not Hot but Spicy Forums have provided us with two previous cool episodes featuring guest A Bunch of Baby Ducks, but this is the first time we read NHBS with someone else. I hope Ducks doesn't mind; lest we incur their WRATH.  Drain Lady (8:44) b...

Tenron Otrin is here to talk about his slendy-daddy; And i'm not talking biologically. Yes, the kinky way. Slenderman is a spook-daddy to a lot of us here at Lotsa Pasta. Slenderman is probably a spook-daddy to many. In fact, if you're listening to this, he's probably already left his impression on you, I assume. We don't talk about the movie on this one, but you can bet your sweet bippy that Tenr...

Frowns is back to figure out how to adopt a child. He's interested in getting a little Asian at some point and speaking in a terrible accent its entire life so they grow up with the wrong impression of how to communicate with others. It's a different attempt at perpetuating a stereotype, I will admit.  Anywho, I hope you've listened to Episode Eighty-Eight, or else you're gonna be mighty confused....

We got two boys ready to eat chips while I'm recording and I'm not gonna stand for it. I'm gonna sit, cause today we're covering some crazy weird shit. Get ready for a cross-country episode, cause we're going on a fucking road trip! Seeing the most haunted that the U.S. of A has to offer. *Party in the USA blasts until your ear drums bleed* "Most Haunted Locations in Each of the 50 States" from Pl...

What's this? Is this a boiler room? Or perhaps a Preschool corridor? In other words, WHEREAMI? is back and he's taking us to somewhat familiar territory -it seems. We've got two spooky tales on this frightful episode, so buckle up and join us for this ride. Maybe there will be dreams? Maybe there will be nightmares? Maybe there will be buggies? I don't know. I don't even know where I am. People sh...