Lotsa Pasta

You know how they say “An Apple a Day, keeps the doctors away?”  Well, this doctor loves apples almost as much as he loves alcoholism. Doctor Enkenstein is back for another episode of fun little stories, jumping all over the Reddit Nosleep map. We land on some goodies, some less than goodies, and some confusies; but that’s the gamble of a random episode like so. It’s a lot of fun, I definitely rec...

To congratulate Frowns on his return home, I thought I’d give him and what the people want. One of the worst episodes of all time.  Reading one of the worst stories of all time.  Yes. This is Harry Potter Fan-Fiction. No. This has nothing to do with our show.  Enjoy. My Immortal(1:20) by Tara Gilesbie https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13351337/1/My-Immortal Check out our merch at:  https://www.redbubbl...

Tenron and I are BACK IN THE WOODS and I don’t know if this is literal or metaphorical for being lost in the DENSE WOODS OF PUBERTY. It’s weird reading a story where it’s almost like the narrator is a manipulative little teenage asshole trying to get laid by a girl who is going through some serious personal shit; or If it’s reminding me of how I was when I was younger and my prude girlfriend would...

Cryin’ Hawaiian knows what the kids want. He’s really in tune with this generation. He knows that sometimes when kids don’t listen, and the education system is failing you, the only alternative is -of course- indoctrination! Correct. This isn’t what we expected but that isn’t to say it was bad. Here’s an episode full of stoned rambling and a short little diddy for the boys and girls. When all else...

Let’s take a break for a second to announce our new MERCH STORE at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio You like someone on the show, BUY THEIR FACE!  You like the show? BUY THE SHIRT! Now then, quickly move forward onto the new episode. It’s another solo, just me and you, baby. You can even watch.. if you want?  Just kidding, this is a podcast! You can’t watch anything but...

This story is TANTALIZING. It’s like a fresh cup of water when you’ve been stuck in a desert all year, next to the sun, and the only thing you have to read is BORRASCA and it’s DISAPPOINTING. This is the opposite of disappointing. I can see now why people had been recommending it for a couple years. This story deserves the love it’s been given, it deserves the appreciation of reddit’s base. Frankl...

Like all good things in life, everything ends. And just like all BAD things in life, sometimes they end for a reason. Well, what about problematic things? If you’ve been listening this long, you know they linger. Today, Django Phillips and I are going to finish our journey to Mt. Doom, I mean, the baby mill, and put an end to this once and for all. Seriously, if there is a part VI, I don’t know wh...

Terry the Tickler and Harold Heavy Hands aren’t here for long but we just finished seeing a movie we felt the need to talk about.  And then I remembered there had been like 13 other movies we should ALSO talk about.  And then the episode just kind of became “Let’s talk about horror movies.”  Midsommar(32:38) Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featur...

Mark Rooster is back with returning guest Alley Cat to discuss fun horror movies we’ve watched and then we jump into a fun story. What’s great about the movie-talk is the fact that Alley Cat hasn’t seen much of the Horror genre to begin with, and conversely, Mark Rooster has arguably seen TOO MUCH. And what’s great about the story is the fact that it harps on the Philadelphia Experiment and pays h...

We’re getting closer and closer to the finale effort of CK Walker’s coming of age tale about the mystery, betrayal, and disappointment that it is to be a child burdened by the system. Sam gets up to some shit. Kimber is definitely there. Kyle, not so much. Django Phillips is ready for it to be over. And me, well, I’m just wishing there were more opportunities to hear Jimmy Prescott talk cause I th...

We got a three-fer! It’s been a while since we’ve had multiple people sit on the couch at once, and I have a couple lined up that I’m excited about, but this one was a request I just HAD to abide by. WHEREAMI?, after we had finished his last series, had said something along the lines of — “Get me on an episode with someone else,” and I had asked who he would like to co-star with the most, and it j...

Pittsburgh has a lot to offer those interested in getting spooked. However, this hotel room may have been the most unexpected spook of all. I walked in, and suddenly a ghost came out of the wall and lied down in the bed beside me. No, this isn’t going to end like episode Ninety-Nine or the Dan Aykroyd scene in Ghostbusters(I wish). No, it’s just my old pal Sir Boo Berry, come to visit me from the...

Django Phillips is regretting his involvement in this, if he hasn’t already; But luckily for me, he’s chained to the floor in my boiler room. I use to call it my DJANGO-CHAMBO but I’ve recently had to gag him to stifle the screams. Can’t have the neighbors hearing that! Or else he meets my SHINY GENTLEMEN.  We talk about video games for a half hour, but if that isn’t your thing, skip to our chunk...

Mark Rooster is back in the building or should I say alley? This is fun little story that came out of nowhere. I remember Tenron wanted to read this a while ago, but he got the Left/Right Game sooo… SNOOZE YA LOSE. This story actually has a lot in common with Left/Right Game, now that I think about it. There’s a map. There’s a method. There’s a person who goes missing. There’s a supernatural expla...

Well, here we are. The end of another series. And what a series it has been, eh, WhereAmI? It… has been… something. I don’t know what this something is, yet. I don’t hate it. I don’t love it. And no matter how many times I listen to it, it still doesn’t make too much sense. There are some twists and turns, most questions aren’t answered, some more are raised, even less answered. WHO CARES. Art is...

Surprise, surprise, fuckers. I mean, it was a surprise to me too when I realized the author of Borrasca did a follow up continuation to his original narrative. It was an even bigger surprise to Django Phillips, joining me on this journey once again. This time we aim to finish it. Also, we talk about video games and what’s in store for the youtube. If you aren’t subscribed there, be sure to get on...

Beam me up, Daddy. Ain’t that right, Cannibal Siren? What do you think they’re gonna do to us? Probe? Butt stuff? Steal our genitals? No matter what, the only thing that matters is: we get off on it. Aliens are crazy to think about. But lots of people think about them. Including guests on this show! Well, here we are for another ALIEN EXTRATERRORESTRIAL special full of meat, bubbles, roots, and bo...

Where are we at, again, WhereAmI?? Oh yeah, Alphabet time. We’re halfway through it! Will our questions be answered? Unlikely. Will there be more questions raised? Absolutely. The most important question of all, this episode is… Will you go to the Prom with me? YES? YOU MEAN IT? GREAT. Let’s get blazed beforehand.  M is for Moth(37:54) N is for Neighbor(54:25) O is for Oxazepam(1:07:14) P is for P...

I’ve spent a lot of time on the streets. You might say, I’ve been a bit of a street rat for most of my life. Let me raise that up a notch and introduce you to the new guest, and woman, who eats street rats for breakfast: Alley Cat. She’s joining Frowns McBooHoo(back from a short hiatus) and I(your Captain) on this short journey through space and time and troll pastas and we wish we didn’t read the...

Hark, who goes there? Ah, it is you, brother! Where hath thou found thyself, old man, Scutch MacGee? I’m done talking like that, but we’re not done talking as Scutch comes back for another episode of fun discussions and short BRUTAL scary stories. I’d say, above all his other episodes, these hurt the most. Misdirection is the name of the game, and it is unforgiving. This is not going to go how you...

WHEREAMI? No, really, where am I? Have we figured out what’s going on? Absolutely not. Are we getting closer? Absolutely. In this part 2 of the ABCs series, WHEREAMI? and yours truly get a few more inches deeper into this mystery. We’re being introduced to flashbacks and revelations we didn’t see coming, so we’re tossing all sorts of theories out there. The only problem is, we’re starting to feel...

Wake up, wake up, boys and girls, the cock-a-doodle-doo of a new guest is here to bring some much needed knowledge to the podcast. Mark Rooster watches horror movies more than I do and talks about them on his own website under the pseudonym Clyde Burrows for http://how-many-beers.blogspot.com and I can’t recommend it enough. He has such a well-attuned taste for the genre that I know he’s going to...

High School was crazy. I’ve had the pleasure of growing up with a majority of the people on this podcast and one of the most nostalgic is definitely Doctor Enkenstein. He and I have had more than a handful of crazy and terrible experiences with one another and by ourselves when we were younger; so much so, that whenever we hang out and start doing totally legal things with one another, it’s all we...

COUNTRY ROAD. TAKE ME HOME. TO THE PLACE. I BELOOOO—Woah. Tenron, what’s that in the distance? Is that The End? It must be, we’ve been doing this for so god damn long. It makes sense that we’ve finally made it here. This has been, by far, one of the best stories we’ve ever read on the show. If you’ve had the pleasure to join us for all 5 parts, you’ll no doubt agree with us that this has been both...

WHEREAMI? Is back and we’re starting a series. I KNOW, LEFT RIGHT GAME ISN’T EVEN DONE YET AND WE’RE STARTING ANOTHER ONE. This is interesting. It seems like the town in question to most of these stories has a lot going on. There’s a weird dude and a lot of damaged people and my guest and I aren’t sure which way this is gonna go; but we like it.  A is for Alzheimers(15:04) B is for Break-In(23:35)...