Lotsa Pasta

Well. The title says it all. Let me just say, if you’re as disgusted and perturbed about this shit as much as the three of us were, let this be a DISCLAIMER!! 
WE READ SOME GROSS SHIT ON THIS EPISODE!! I DON’T CARE IF THIS IS YOUR KINK. IT’S GROSS. U NASTY.  The first story is a particularly gruesome tale from someone with an interesting occupation and the second story…  Well… the second story is...

We’re back at it. More chronicling of this dude’s weird fucking happenstance. How does one person attract this much strange? This much odd? This much supernatural? I don’t know. Is there going to be a culmination point? Is there going to be a point at all? Is there going to be anything more said at the end of this, other than, “wow, those stories were dope.” I don’t know. I really don’t. And I gue...

The moon is rising high over Lotsa Pasta tonight,  Friends have gathered close, so hold them tight,  That’s where you’ll find, That one of a kind… J.J. The Jet Plane! A new guest, here on the show, J.J. or Jcubed is someone I’ve known since Lotsa Pasta was born. We’ve been through a lot together, we always push each other to invent and create and be authentic to ourselves as we can as artists. He’...

No, not literally, figuratively! Curiosity is a killer of many things, not just small felines. Listen here, folks, we got a guy who has some stories to tell and each of them is about learning something after the fact, and somewhat wishing you hadn’t learned what you just did. TALK ABOUT HINDSIGHT. WhereAmI? Is here with me, to break down these mysteries, much like we did in his last series BUT HOP...

Look at who is back so soon, it’s the one and only Cannibal Siren here to take me strolling back down memory lane. First we talk Pokemon, then we talk Stories to Read Alone at Night, and Unsettling Stories in that order. This is a bit of an old fashioned episode, but it’s a welcome return compared to some of our long boy episodes. Always happy to see Siren again, but she needs to stop making me ug...

Finally. We see the end. This has been some crazy adventure, hasn’t it? It’s Frowns’ longest series yet, at 3 episodes long. Let’s all give him an invisible and unheard round of applause. Great. Now that that’s over with, let’s get through this shortie. We’re back with Pops, Satan, Ms. Hatchetface, and FrankenTeddy. They’re trying to save Sarah from the Eldritch Netherworld because WHAT A TWIST, s...

OUR LONGEST EPISODE YET! Outta nowhere, teleporting in from North Eastern PA, Gnarly Charlie is here with me today to do a talkshow episode(No stories will be read) but that doesn’t mean we don’t have some awesome topics to cover! In order, we talk about: Corona Virus, Quarantine, & Cure, Video Games: DOOM & Resident Evil(mostly),  Conspiracy Theories BIG & smol,  and ALEX JONES.  If y...

Happy 4/20/2020 everyone. It’s been a pretty shitty month. I’ve also been pretty high all month. So you win some, you lose some, I’d say. I’d also say you’re in for a short little funny episode today with me and my brothers: Spum and Kumm. You saw the title, you know what we’re doing. Forewarning, most of this is bullshit. But it’s fun bullshit :: Not Hot But Spicy Style.  Rough Lobster - The Thre...

Welcome to the story that never ends. I don’t know if we’re ever going to do a Christmas episode again. We’ll have 24 before this series ends. I’m here with Frowns McBooHoo continuing the adventure of nameless father protagonist and his daughter Sarah as they deal with parenting, demons, and Satan himself. On today’s episode, we find our heroes reaching the end of their sanity but not the end of t...

We recorded this one a couple months ago cause we were bored and had time. In between then and now SO MUCH HAS CHANGED. The world is ending, everyone is sick, global economic disaster on the horizon, boomers blaming everyone else, zoomers riding this shit out, with us millennials stuck in the middle just kinda ignoring everything. Wait.. so… nothing has changed after all? Anyways, here’s a fun lit...

I hope everyone is having a nice new year so far. We have some updates to start the episode and then one solid story throughout the entire episode. This is the story of a girl — who complained about life so much she got haunted as fuck. I know, it’s not how you expected me to finish that sentence. But hey, let’s keep it our little secret. It is, just you and me, after all. Let’s call it a date.  W...

Merry Christmas, everyone! Heading into the New Year is going to start tough, but life comes first, right? More on that later. Let’s just enjoy the holiday break while we have it. Grab your yuletide logs and crumble that mistletoe in that holly jolly bowl and have a very merry hit to the dome. Frowns is back soon because we know he is - duh - it’s Christmas. He’s here singing ho ho ho to all the h...

This is it, the final part. The culmination point. The peak, so to speak. It ends well, not to spoil it for you entirely, but this has been a wonderful read between myself and Cannibal Siren so I have to give it the respect it deserves immediately. It may not answer every question, it may not be super surprising or ultimately compelling, but it’s better than lackluster, in my opinion. Let me know...

You didn’t think I was going to do a 3 year anniversary without Frowns, did you? Maybe you were hoping I would, but that’s too damn bad because he’s my best friend and even if his episodes are fucking messes, they’re still fun and still an integral part of this show. Tonight is a Twilight Zone of a story about alcoholism, isolation, and that cold-bitch WINTER. It’s not necessarily a Christmas epis...

GUESS WHAT, FUCKERS - WE’RE ON SPOTIFY.  DON’T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHING FOR YA.  Let’s head back home, this episode is too much. Some serious stuff is going on up at Pike’s Peak. I’m not too happy with some of the events that transpire, but Cannibal and I are along for the ride, unfortunately. Wait. No. Cannibal isn’t Cannibal. I’ve been tricked. I’ve got got. HALP.  My ‘Romantic Cabin Getaway’ wit...

Wow. Three years. I’m speechless. I mean, I’m not. The entire show has always been about how much I can talk and bullshit about anything, but I’m humbled by what this has become. I’ve met wonderful people and strengthened bonds with friends I never thought I’d see again. This show has been such a gift to me - but it’s also a lot of work. As we all know, the things we love are often worth the most...

Cannibal Siren and I are going on a spooky adventure and you’re along for the ride, fuckers. We join two hapless suckers in the midst of their vacation before the big wedding day. They’ve decided to take a trip up to the mountains of Colorado for no reason at all whatsoever. Hilarity and spooks ensue. Bundle up in your warmest of parkas, grab your stickiest of bud buddies, and trundle your way thr...

The Boys are back in town-Boys are back in town! I mean, we’re home, after all. The first half of this recording took place in California and the latter half took place back home in the lair. You can tell because the parts where we’re in California because we sound about 50% more stoned. We’re a little less stoned in Pennsylvania because LEGALITY and shit. The first hour is dedicated to Horror Nig...

Before you even touch this finale, you better get over to our Youtube and check out the first episode of our Let’s Play series because if that shit doesn’t get enough views, I’m done. Lol I’ll never do another one. It’s too much work. This podcast is easy but that is something else. I can see why other people hire people to edit their stuff because it’s a lot. SO WATCH IT.  Tenron joins me for ano...

This is funny, you ready for this? This is going to be a hoot. I’m finally catching up with my old pal Scutch MacGee and we’re FINALLY breaking down the Game of Thrones last season. It’s probably the most horrifying thing I saw this year, if I’m being honest. If you’re not into us meandering through our depressive Game of Thrones talk, feel free to skip to the time-codes below for the stories I kn...

I was so zoned out and twisted in Cali this last weekend that I didn’t post this episode on time. This also benefits this episode because WhereAmI? And I are conveniently twisted during this entire recording. This is another text-book-twisted episode with WhereAmI? And we read several stories, some more relevant than others. This one is for the fans and friends who need a pick-me-up this holiday s...

Tis the season to be spooky, right folks? Comic-Con was dope, Gnarly Charlie got married -bless his soul-, I’m flying out to California this week to go to Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood, the finale of Spire in the Woods is going to come out the week of Halloween, Tenron Otrin and I are going to release the first LP’s on the Youtube:: It’s one hell of a season! I hope everyone is having a fun...

You wanna hear us talk about movies? Good. The last one was well-reviewed and got a lotta hits, so here we are doing another one. Mark Rooster and I are back to talk about Rob Zombie’s new film THREE FROM HELL - but we also hop along the board. We talk about Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Ready or Not, House of 1000 Corpses, and Devil’s Rejects as well. We also give special credence to the Mah...

This episode is Sofa King all over the place. But I love it. And you love it. Or else why would you listen? Back in the states, bringing you an episode I recorded over the summer with one of our newbies, Sofa King, I’m feeling the labor of love as I edit this episode 30,000 feet in the air with a child who I shit-you-not is screaming like some kind of banshee two rows ahead of me and I’m really tr...

Tenron Otrin is back for another thrilling episode about adolescent and pre-pubescent attraction, seduction, detraction, addition, subtraction, and rejection. We join our narrator again in the throes of young love and young stupidity as he continues to do not-spooky shit and instead whine about girls. Why do people like this story? I’m starting to suspect reddit no sleep is for lonely asshats. I’m...