Lotsa Pasta

Would ya look at that - the family is back in time for the holidays. How sweet! I mean, spicy! Right, cause today we’re reading more of the NHBS Forum to share in those remedial short story spooks people all around the world have been submitting for years. It’s interesting stuff, but you know, it’s not TOO interesting. It ain’t hot - after all. It’s just spicy. Dig in.  Dead cat(23:35) Clown shoe(...

It’s been too long since we’ve seen the Doctor and it shows. I need a check-up, Doc, I got a problem. Well, you see. I might be insane. MIGHT be. I’m not sure. You see, there’s this horse-thing going around snatching people up and dragging them down into the sewers like Pennywise. What? No, I’m not currently taking any medication. You want to recommend me some? I’m all for it!  The Molendinar Burn...

Harold had always wanted to do an episode with Strawberry Shortcake. So, why not, I’ve always said. What’s the worst that can happen? Well, next time i’ll ask Ted Danson and Long Ball Larry. And Beverly. Because they knew what I was in for today more than those two assholes. I tried! I really did! Alvin Schwartz deserves the respect and honor of many. But.. but.. well, you’ll see- er- hear? I gues...

How come every time Mark Rooster and I are together we almost never read stories anymore? Oh yeah, it’s because we get too high and start talking about movies and next thing you know — the episode is over. Well, I hope you like a more relaxed episode because it’s nothing serious with me, Mark Rooster, and Alley Cat(Surprise Appearance!), because today we are talking MOVIES. This is the most movies...

Woah, where are we? There is… nothing here. I mean, this place is just EMPTY. Wait, I think I see someone. Is that… it is! Ramses Vanderslice? What is this place? The Void, you say. What is it you do here? Nothing. Huh. Well, I happen to have some shitty stories here, would you wanna do a little storytelling? I guess you’re right, other than to stare into the nothingness, there isn’t much going on...

Did you assume my digital brother from another mother would be back so soon? He glitched into my existence and hasn’t stopped FUCKIN with my shit since. SO he’s back with a vengeance! I GOT A PC, and we talk about the prospects therein, but we also talk about the future of Lotsa Pasta. The ocean is vast and we are many. Then comes Glitch Blob’s Creepypasta origins following the arrows wherever the...

I shot the Sheriff, but I’m getting high with the Deputy. The DewDrop is back and this time we’re getting SCARY and by SCARY I mean, at a 4th Grade Reading Level. Alvin Schwartz’s collection of urban legends and spooky tales is coming back for a revenge. We’re on book 2 folks, this is gonna be an unabridged reading of:  MORE Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(27:57) by Alvin Schwartz Check out our...

Look at who’s back! I chased him down, I found him, and I dragged him back into the world of the living - with his permission, of course. It’s GESTALT back for another spooky episode where we read YET ANOTHER story about someone dealing with a Poltergeist that is just WAY TOO ACTIVE for its own good. What do you even do in those situations? I don’t know! This episode is probably the closest repres...

This is our last newbie of the 100 class; DSL Daisy is here to bring us home to our final episodes before the big 2-0h-0h. I love being able to introduce another woman on the show, specifically someone I know would be a good fit for LP, and Daisy is no exception. We bring her in with a little fanfare and pageantry before diving into a wonderful story, so be sure to keep an eye on Daisy’s episodes...

Look, fat, look. You made it through part one and you have no reason to NOT listen to part two. Unless of course you do, more power to you. And by that I mean, more power to US. This is part two of the Florida Fiasco with the Big Boyz. You heard it here second, folks, we’re back telling more stupid inclusive jokes and reminiscing the good times before reading MORE stories about spooky Disney shit....

Live with a Hispanic Neighboring Room Audience, from Orlando, Florida, LOOOOoooootsaaaaa PASTAaaaaa! And here comes our host, Captain Death! 
Hey, Everyone! Thank you so much for joining us tonight. I’m very excited to be here with my boys in Florida, being fat and riding rides and being too fat TO ride rides - *cue laugh track.* 
We’ve certainly been keeping ourselves busy, and by that I mean, EA...

***RIP Headphones users***
The supreme leader of sitting is back. The liege or leisure. The host of heineys. It is the Sofa King. He joins me today for a smattering of strange. A charcuterie of creeps. Hor d’oeuvres of horror. It’s Lotsa Pasta. We’re doing a classic episode where we hop around the three spaghettis of spooks: Creepypasta, Reddit NoSleep, and Unsettling Stories. I hope you’re ready...

Look who it is! He’s not dead yet! Scutch MacGee is back to help me dive into one of Creepypasta’s more eccentric model boys: Laughing Jack. I had only seen pictures of Laughing Jack previous to today’s story and I had never known where he came from but here he is to spice up the night with Scutch and I. There are three things I’d like to confirm: One. Scutch still thinks he’s an old man. Two. He...

What’s that in your eye, WhereAmI? Is that a tear? Or is that bacon grease? Let’s find out! Today on Lotsa Pasta we’re reading a story about control, about consumption, about corruption, and about counselors from hell. What better motivator to lose some weight than torture and post traumatic stress disorder? Who knew?! Jenny Craig? I think not. Don’t feel too bad about yourselves, dear listeners,...

We’re back for the conclusion of the thrilling Doppel-Gangbang. I mean, no actual gangbanging has happened yet, but Cannibal Siren thinks we may be in for some good shit. Some Doppel-Snatch, indeed. I mean, I think it’s going to be good shit either way, mostly because I’ve read it already and I want you to enjoy this story and I’m writing it after the fact. It’s good! Don’t worry! But is there mon...

She heard the call. I mean. She heard someone was talking shit. So she’s back. It’s Cannibal Siren for her quarterly check-up. Are you safe from her? I think not. You just got diagnosed with the Siren’s Song. Let’s get weird. On this episode we discuss D&D, our History together, and some good ol’ gay love. But this isn’t regular gay love. This is some monster-fucking gay love. Doppelgänger’s-g...

Tenron is back for his part two and we’re cutting right through the  bullshit. Well, not really. We do talk for 20 minutes about random shit first. THEN - we continue the story. We want to know what’s going on with Jack, right? Who broke his leg? Is he gonna be okay? Is Marlboro going to tell any more of the story? Well, I have the answers to all of this because I’ve edited the episode but you don...

Is this story series gonna be any good?  “Well, let’s find out.” 
Thanks, Lando! 
Tenron is back and we’re talking some shitty Star Wars memes before we get into what is bound to be a fun little series that we may or may not snowball into a larger effort later. If you are familiar with this series, you know there is a LOT of material here. Multiple parts in the same universe, all being told by the...

This is a very special episode. Just shy of our fourth year anniversary, we finally get a fan on the show! Glitch Blob once reached out to me to let me know he enjoyed our program and we’ve kept a fun banter going ever since. Fast forward a couple years and here he is on the show! Breaking boundaries and crossing barriers, Glitch Blob is here to help me read tonight’s story. It’s a lot like what w...

RIP HEADPHONE USERS, THIS EPISODE HAS SPORADIC VOLUME SHIFTS, like my ex girlfriend. Just figured I’d warn you, unlike my ex girlriend.  We got a Throwback quad here. An Arcade of attitudes. Just, a really Solid Crew. Punxsutawney Trill, Lanky Lucifer, and Deputy Dewey are here to talk the talk, walk the walk, and to get naked. Cause we’re going to the beach! What’s the worst thing that could happ...

It’s another Solo-Dolo like the Moon-Man would say. It’s just me on this episode and we’re gonna read a story I can definitely relate to, and I know others will be able to too. Lots of weird, scary, and dangerous stuff can happen when you’re driving home late at night. Be careful, everyone. You never know what you’re gonna run into. Or… Where you’re going to end up.  If you guys like these solo ep...

Every hundred episodes, we get a 69th episode. Here with the only one who knows how to 69 the best: Frowns McBooHoo. I know you guys love when the episodes are stupid and don’t make sense, this episode is no exception. And guess what. After a little bit of GRANDMA, we get into some old school shit. TROLL-PASTA. It’s gonna be a dumb one. It’s gonna be a fun one. Enjoy.  My Grandma Lived Under the H...

Welcome back to another exciting episode of Games with Ghoulies! I’m your host, Captain Death, here to introduce todays co-hosts and guests: Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake. You know them, they’ve been here before, they’re no strangers to the Lotsa Pasta game show. On today’s episode, we go all over the map. We do some Japanese rituals and some old school historical rituals, we also read...

I have a new guest on this episode and OH BOY is he SOMETHIN’. Ramses Vanderslice and I have a brief history together in our youth, ironically dealing with this episode, and as soon as he came into my life… he vanished. Years later, I followed him on Youtube to realize his creative genius. Watching his material from the shadows, secretly wishing I was making content like him, I decided to take the...

Like all things in life, we eventually come to the end. We have another satisfying episode, here, full of fun little stories to share with your friends around the proverbial campfire. Is there a wrap-around-narrative like WhereAmI? wanted? Maybe, if you’re willing to settle. Were some of the stories better than others? Totally, but that’s subjective. Was this awful like when we did the ABCs? I thi...