Lotsa Pasta

Cryin' Hawaiian is back to finish what he started: A mediocre tale about two bitches and their ouija board. I feel like I've said it a million times at this point, as early as episode 34 or 35 and as recent as 66 or 89: Don't fuck with which you can't comprehend! You might just dial a collect call... TO HELL.  A Ouija Board is Not a Good Idea; Ever(20:16) by SaraSmile416 https://www.reddit.com/r/n...

I just rolled a 420 on spoops and the DM just said I skyrocketed to new levels of horror. jk this story is nothing new. I mean. it is. because we haven't read much about ouija boards yet. I've never "played" with a ouija board. I don't know if I ever will. It just seems like a bad idea. Who really wants to make a collect call to the other side, not knowing who may pick up? it's more like chat-roul...

I bet you didn't know that Frowns and I look alike. Some would even say that we're twins. Twinning! Part one of this story is about twins with a crazy connection; the only connection Frowns and I have is our love for both weed and expensive food and drink. This is only the first part of a really great story, so be sure to come back for more; I know Frowns will. He just loves getting sloppy seconds...

What's wrong Django? Why don't you smile for me? Nothing? Well, then, let's peruse the internet for bullshit legends and monsters. We'll talk about video games for a little. Read some stories for a little. Having fun yet? No? You want to show me something? Oh, that's one fugly dog, yo.  Binary DNA(28:41) https://www.creepypasta.com/binary-dna/ Smile.jpg(45:24) https://www.creepypasta.com/smile-dog...

What's that Tenron? You wanna read a story about zomboes? Well, I mean. I guess we can try. We never quite know what we're getting into, here. Sometimes a story sounds promising and then dissolves into unmitigated garbage: ebola garbage. Anyone wanna go to Africa? It's okay, we'll come back totally fine and inconsequentially glossed over.  21 Day Quarantine P.1(36:46) Sterilize Before Reading(53:5...

Disco Dracula is here to help share in some Schwartz. He and I go way back and so does our history with this material, but be sure to listen til the end; after we finish the book we also read some GHOST stories. Paranormal investigations to regular old house hauntings. He may not want to talk about it, but, hey, WHY SHOULD WE CARE. Let's get spoopy.  Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(24:55) by Alv...

We have two new guests on this episode, featuring one of the better and more funny stories we've read in a while. Punsutawney Trill and Deputy Dewey are here to help me read this perfect lil story for the three of us. It's all about some dudebros fighting a special CreepyPasta native often forgotten: THE RAKE. Sit back, spark it up, and let us take you on a special adventure. The most special kind...

We're going BACK in time to the late 90's to visit the inspiration to all our childhood nightmare's with Alvin Schwartz's first volume and compilation effort. I'm here with someone who somewhat remembers this book from his past(A Bunch of Baby Ducks) and someone who was never wanted to horrify the shit out of himself as a child(Mr. SkellyBones). With our powers combined... we realize how incredibl...

Terry is back and the TICKLIN' has resumed. He's been off ticklin' the world with his words ever since episode forty-nine, but those months were spent becoming more POWERFUL THAN EVER. He's DONE with this realm and he's ready to conquer the DIGITAL; as it HAS BEEN FORETOLD. We read a bunch of internet-computer based creeps: Yeah, so Quit Asking(31:00) Pale Luna(34:05) by Mikhail Honoridez https://...

Tenron Otrin is back, after a short respite to break from all the whistlers drama we had previously recorded(episodes 59, 60, and 74) which is seriously some of the best material we've ever read. Join us now for some of the not-best material we've ever read from r/nosleep. It's not hard to realize that the South Pole kinda... sucks? This story acts as some kind of unnecessary explanation to add ga...

Frowns is back, but this time, shit's real.  Like, for real this time. Shit is real, for real.  We're reading one of the most prolific, renowned nosleep stories of all time. This is THEE CLOSEST this podcast will EVER come to an audiobook level quality, and i hope everyone enjoys it.  Penpal(13:41) by 1000Vultures https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Penpal Check out our episodes on Youtube! https:...

Gnarly Charlie is back after FIFTY-NINE episodes away.  What the fuck, dude.  Anyways, we talk about some of our favorite conversation topics ever: ALIENS. This has no real connection to ExtraTERRORestrial I(with Cryin' Hawaiian) but it's another ALIEN episode, SO WHATEVS.  We talk for a while about aliens, historical evidence, fiction, and recent adaptations before getting to one long story about...

Scutch MacGee is here to tell us all how afraid of everything he is; Again. But we're huge nerds, so the intro is full of nerd talk. Reading stories isn't TOP priority on Scutch episodes, if you haven't already figured that out from his first two episodes. We do read some stories, tho: Daddy, Are You Awake?(41:50) by Tortuga_de_la_muerte https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jb7kn/daddy_are_yo...

Django Phillips is here to travel the world with me like a depressed Owen Wilson. On this episode we cover random geographical based stories ranging from stupid-ass to confusing. Django gets super baked and has a fun time. I get super baked and have an okay time. It's mostly bullshit. But bullshit can be fun? Let's get spoopy, y'all.  Hell House(13:17) Unit 232(20:17) https://www.creepypasta.com/u...

Cannibal Siren is back for her third episode and this one is our first ONLINE recording! She's over in Philly and I'm over here in HELL, so it's hard to meet sometimes. Like her other episodes we read more Stories to Read Alone at Night here, while discussing relevant things like Fish-Dicks, Monster-Fucking, and Guillermo Del Toro: The Trawl(21:58) by iia Mr. Stringy(37:06) by one page wonder http...

Gestalt is here to tuck us in --AGAIN. He's got some good bedside manner, or else, why would he be there? UNDER MY BED, WHISPERING UP AT ME. 4/20 Blaze-It release status. So, I know you're already gucci from the ghostly gnocci. Why am I talking, you know why you're listening to this episode. Because you listened to the first part! Part one is episode 68. Obviously, listen to that first.  Bedtime(2...

Surprise, motherfuckers. Tenron and I are back. It was brought to my attention, after Parts One and Two(Episodes 59 and 60) that there was a THIRD part to the Whistler story; but this one told from another perspective.  Sattle in. Roll up a whistlin' dixie. Spark it to your dome.  Cause it's gonna be a BUMPY ride.  Bill's Account of the Whistlers(9:35) by thewhistlers https://www.reddit.com/r/nosl...

We got two newbies ready to have their Creepypasta virginities plucked from that tree of knowledge, so let's be sure to show 'em around, eh, Frowns? Today we read a bunch of TOST and if you don't know what that is, you haven't been paying attention.  The Watchers Among Us(19:16) Her Side of the Bed(21:31) Picture Day(22:52) https://creepypasta-land.fandom.com/wiki/Picture_Day Childhood Superstitio...

What's that Sir Boo Berry? You found these tapes in your parents' attic? What do you think is on them? Your miraculous conception? Let's check it out! Today we read a series called DAD'S TAPES and NO, they're not the naughty kind.  GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.  Dad's Tapes(12:13) by EZmisery https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3wzj25/dads_tapes_the_child_star/ Are You Still There, Friend...

WHEREAMI? No, seriously, where are we? Prison?! AW FUCK.  Well, this story is pretty fucking nuts. Hell in a Cell with a whole new meaning. The Captain and WhereAmI? conquer the horrors of correctional facilities and the spoopy events that entail within all in this one story. If you liked his other episodes, you're bound to enjoy:  New Fish(12:42) by theworldisgrim https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep...

We got a new guest, errybody! This episode features baby from the Bronx himself, Tom Bongbadil: Longtime Friend and Never-Listener. No relation to the JRR Tolkien character who randomly shows up in Fellowship of the Ring for a fucking chapter. HERE ARE SOME STORIES: There is Nothing Wrong in East Flatbush, Brooklyn(10:51) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6enlih/there_is_nothing_wro...

You know what's better than 68? 69?! I mean, technically speaking, not really. This episode, with Frowns McBooHoo, is quite literally a shit-show. Admittedly, it was originally episode 57 or 58 but I pushed it back until I couldn't push no mo! I don't know if there's much more I can say about it other than this episode is a fucking mess.  It's Hard to Clean the Blood Out of the Crotch of a Fur Sui...

Gestalt is here again to tuck us in for a nice lil night of spoops. This pretty much feels like the first time we're reading a genuine narrative about ghosts haunting a house. Yeah, we've read short stories about ghosty-ghosts but this is the first time we're witnessing a multilayered narrative about -what may be- several ghosts haunting a singular location. Let's get Poltergeisted: Bedtime(20:00)...

Episode sixty-seven has Scutch MacGee shaking in his britches. He loves his children, but GOD is he afraid of them. So, naturally, I base all the stories in this episode around this fear. If he has to face it, we might as well make an episode out of it and face this fear together. You can no longer scare us, kids! Well... Er--Maybe.  Daddy, Wake Up(17:15) Don't Lie to Your Kids, Trust Me, They Kno...

Episode sixty-six sees the return of Space Cowboy on the horizon. Like the three kings to baby Jesus, he comes bringing gifts like Ouija Boards and DankerAlls. Only this baby AIN'T Jesus. This baby is from Satan himself and he's here to bring about judgement day along with some instructions on how to contact him if you ever need a buddy.  A Deal with the Devil(16:11) by Mike Orwell https://www.cre...