Lotsa Pasta

Episode sixty-five with returning guests Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake is super special to me, not just because we have awesome readers, but because this is the FINALE of something we started with Django's first episode(four) and have only now come to conclude: Search and Rescue Logs.  Found the Bees(12:35) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5fxwwp/found_the_bees/ Where th...

Episode sixty-four sees guest Cryin' Hawaiian back in the frame and more stoned than ever as we sit down to discuss... ALIENS. This is our first episode dedicated to those old gods from other dimensions or deep beyond the stars of our cosmos, so sit back, spark it up, and get SPACED.  The Thing that Stalks the Fields(16:38) by David Feuling https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thing_That_Stalks...

Episode Sixty-Three has guest A Bunch of Baby Ducks back for another solo episode reading the old forum "Not Hot but Spicy:" A series of unconnected original shorts presented by guest writers. Anything from ghosts to monsters to killers, NHBS got that shit. We GOT AROUND. So Spice.  Not Hot but Spicy stories(15:30) Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGE...

Episode Sixty-Two has guest reader WhereAmI? back for his second outing and this one is ONE LONG STEP FOR MAN and an even more GIANT LEAP for our altered states. You'll understand. Hey, we read another BIG story on his episodes, so GET USE TO IT.  Oddkids(22:00) by stealmypants https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/34psij/the_oddkids/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/...

Episode Sixty-One sees famously spontaneous guest Disco Dracula back for another episode. In this episode we talk for a little bit about IT(2017). We talk about True Blood and American Horror Story BULLSHIT. We detail our trip to Pittsburgh: Night of the Living Dead and Last Podcast on the Left LIVE(2nd time). Then we dive into some stories. The usual DiscoDee malarky.  My Girlfriend and I are the...

Episode Sixty features guest Tenron Otrin back to finish what he started. Ruth and Bill have made it to Red Hill but things are not as they seem. Join us for some mind-blowing twists and turns and then some real discussion at the end, but be sure to listen to Fifty-Nine first, cause this is PART TWO, BABY.  Ruth's Account of the Whistlers(13:55) by amity argot https://www.creepypasta.com/the-whist...

Episode Fifty-Nine features guest Tenron Otrin back for another awesome episode where we tackle another HUGE and serious story. This one is most well known as Whistlers, tackling the tale of Ruth on her failed expedition. This is part one, so sit back and start whistlin' dixie, cause this shit is wild.  Bought a Camping Backpack from an Estate Sale and Found these Pages Inside(20:40) by Amity Argo...

Episode Fifty Eight features guest Frowns McBooHoo, with host Captain Death, back for part THREE of another year's Christmas Special! This holiday season we tackle MUCH better stories than episodes Five and Six from last year, but HEY, here we are. Hope you all have a Happy Holiday and get nogged and listen to some Christmas Spoops! Elf on the Shelf(8:18) by The Vesper's Bell https://www.creepypas...

Episode Fifty-Seven has guest Sir Boo Berry back for another exciting episode where we follow up a series from a story we read on his last episode(forty-two). We start by talking about a horror convention and our first early impressions of IT, but we quickly get into reading some stories and theorizing its ambiguity.  These are the Last Texts my Brother Sent Before He Went Missing(23:32) by chris2...

Episode Fifty-Six has guest Disco Dracula return for a very special announcement. Among other news not dealing with his sex life, this episode sees the return of episode Fifty-Four's form of talking a whole shit ton and then reading two stories and then talking a little bit more. This episode is wholly dedicated to the discussion of IT before the 2017 release, having read the cancelled 2015 script...

Episode Fifty-Five has guest Django Phillips back again for some more Forest creepy creepos. Everything in this episode, again, deals with being outside, in the wilderness, and MONSTERS and PEOPLE FLIPPIN' OUT(you'll get it soon enough).  So, if that's what you're into, TUNE IN, TUNE UP, and GET SPOOPED: Stop Being such Babies(19:51) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/44yiqb/stop_bei...

Episode Fifty-Four has new guest Scutch MacGee and he's an old man. He just likes to drink beers and sit on his porch and yell at the youngin's about Game of Thrones. Here, we talk about George R.R. Martin and Stephen King for like an hour. We really do Shoot the Shat in this one, so if you're not into two nerds talking for 2 hours, find another episode, and if you're really not into that, FIND AN...

RE-UPLOAD FOR POSTERITY: Episode fifty-three features another newbie named Tenron Otrin, here with us today, reading some SERIOUS ISH. When i was young, I loved Pokemon and not much else, too. Who the fudge is this masked guy, though? I wouldn't watch that shit. This is a long one SO STRAP IN, FOLKS. 1999(16:47) by Camden Lamont Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fk...

Episode fifty-two features a newbie in a slew of many after the 50th special, the first being: Cryin' Hawaiian. I know what you're thinking. What does a Hawaiian have to cry about? Haunted motels, Gas Stations, and Hitch-Hikers for starters. He'll fit right in, here at Lotsa Pasta.  Room 401(21:35) by Andrew Harmon Arizona(42:58) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Arizona The Reason I Don't Pick...

Episode 51 shows the conclusion of the Halloween weekend with co-host of the episode, Django Phillips, discussing our Halloween traditions and what the season hath brought. These stories aren't so much themed about the fun of Halloween night as it is about the Horror surrounding Halloween, in general. So, enjoy this After-Halloween-Halloween-Special:  November 1st(8:53) by Accomplix https://www.re...

Episode Fifty. This number. We made it to this number.  Okay, well, here are some spoopy Halloween stories, CAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEKEND. DAXFLAME's Spooky Halloween Story(17:45) Halloween Fever(18:55) by EZMisery https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/568i0u/halloween_fever/ Tainted Candy(58:41) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/58an2x/tainted_candy/ Check out our episodes on Youtube...

Episode forty-nine sees the return of Terry the Tickler to discuss what may be societally accepted as the most horrible thing to witness: the death of our pet animals. Which is why all of these stories mentions animals and death! Sounds fun, right?  So, uh, There's Something Weird about my Refrigerator(16:02) by A10A10A10 https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5bhaz4/so_uh_theres_something_weir...

Episode Forty-Eight has returning guest Frowns McBooHoo doing that asian voice he loves to do a whole bunch--So there's that. There's like maybe three stories in this episode, so it's a pretty straightforward listen.  Get it? Straight. Forward. Two things Frowns isn't: Something Horrible is Happening to Me on Grindr(6:21) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4of52m/something_horrible_i...

Episode Forty-Seven has new guest Strawberry Shortcake reminiscing of the simple camping times with Django Phillips, who's gone camping like maybe once. All these stories deal with creepy woods or creepy camping or creepy bullshit in general: The Big Scary House in the Woods(21:52) by iia https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/10/21/the-big-scary-house-in-the-woods/ I Found Something in the Camp Lake...

Episode Forty-Six has guest A Bunch of Baby Ducks in for a solo DOGGO filled episode where we read from a specific brand of online creepypasta storytelling. Something called "Not Hot but Spicy," this episode is dedicated to them and of course, them doggos: Not Hot but Spicy stories(9:30) Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient...

Episode Forty-Five has guest Harold Heavy Hands back for a quick CLAWS special and I'm talking about Santy Claws; I'm talking big, MEATY CLAWS. Big ol' talon toe-nail-CLAWS. I mean, we read a couple stories that mention having claws in them?  My Wife and I Discovered the Terrifying Truth about the Birds' Nests on our Property(4:08) 11 Miles(19:48) by Emeryy https://creepypastafiles.fandom.com/wiki...

Episode Forty-Four has co-host Django Phillips back for another episode where we read a KILLER story and some more usual Django Bullshit. We start with a catch-up finishing story to episode 31 and finish strong with the US Forest Search and Rescue Ish: Confessions of a Deep Sea Diver P.3(23:20) by PizzND Have You Seen this Painting of a Hallway?(36:38) by wdalphin https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/...

Episode Forty-Three has guest reader WhereAmI? on for the first time, reading one HELL of a story. This one is fun, so stick with us, cause it takes up the WHOLE episode:  Mayhem Mountain(15:35) by The_Dalek_Emperor https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/317wcs/mayhem_mountain/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambien...

Episode Forty-Two has guest reader Sir Boo fuckin' Berry back FROM THE PAST. It's been a thirty episode hiatus for this MF, so let's kick back and relax and get all these Phone-call-911-spoops.  Last Texts my Brother Sent Me before He Went Missing(9:23) by Chris2485 https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29s5q1/these_are_the_last_texts_my_brother_sent_me/ A Series of Fucked Up Texts from my Roo...

Episode Forty-One has guest reader Gestalt back for another kick-ass reading, but this time with a single narrative; But first, we gotta talk about Alien Covenant and Horror Movies. Psychosis is the story we read, and it takes up pretty much the entire episode SO ENJOY.  Psychosis(27:27) by cinnaluna https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/n82zz/psychosis/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! http...