Lotsa Pasta

Episode Forty features friend and sometimes co-host when it's convenient for him, Disco Dracula. This one is a blast from the past with some personal storytelling and reddit conversation to start it off, leading to a hodge-podge of assorted Relatable-Goodies when it comes to other DD episodes. A Warning to Those Thinking about Accessing the Shadow Web(16:25) by keniluck https://www.reddit.com/r/no...

Episode Thirty-Nine features guest Cannibal Siren, back again, for her second episode. This one is chock full of Stories to Read Alone at Night, something we've read a lot of on her previous episode(25), so be sure to check it out! As usual, we have a closing does of TrollPasta to round out the episode.  Does Anyone Remember this Pop Song from around 2008?(18:45) by hartijay https://www.reddit.com...

Episode Thirty-Eight features guest Frowns McBooHoo with host Captain Death. He's not exactly here to talk about dicks again, but never say never, cause Frowns McBooHoo talks about dicks again, as are most of the stories about...erhm...dicks.  (donald glover in-joke, not mentioned) ENJOY: That Good Dick(11:14) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/85j5ga/that_good_dick/ Sex in the Cemet...

Episode Thirty-Seven features guest Django Phillips back again with host -Captain Death- to tackle the original story Django brought to the table a couple months back plus a BONUS Chuck Palahniuk story to get ya squirmin'. ENJOY: GUTS(7:23) Dogscape(29:25) Now on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:  CryoChamber...

Episode Thirty-Six features guest Disco Dracula back again with host Captain Death, reading more of their favorite stories related to SEX and GENITAL MUTILATION from Unsettling Stories(with Mr. SkellyBones on Spectator Mode cause he's too busy with his WEEB SHIT): Lost Episodes(9:04) Something Horrible is Happening to Me on Facebook(25:53) Assisted Suicide(34:22) Cracks in the Foundation(40:00) My...

Episode Thirty-Five features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death for a thrilling conclusion to our Two Part special about creepy games. DON'T DO ANY OF THESE BUT ENJOY OUR HYPOTHETICAL ACTIONS: Daruma-San(4:03) Dark Music(11:58) Doors to the Mind(15:45) Dry Bones(22:56) The Thumb Game(30:49) The Gambler(36:12) The Dark Reflection Ritual(37:56) Please Don't Actually Try This --...

Episode Thirty-Four features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death for a really fun Two Part special about creepy games. If you've heard of Bloody Mary or Ouiji Boards, then you'll realize how kid friendly they are compared to this shit. PLEASE DON'T DO ANY OF THESE BUT ENJOY OUR HYPOTHETICAL ACTIONS: 1 Man Hide-and-Go-Seek(11:16) The Midnight Game(21:44) 100 Ghost Stories(30:54...

Episode Thirty-Three features guest Mr. SkellyBones and Disco Dracula back again with host Captain Death(since episode 14), reading a lot of short stories from CreepyPasta and TheOtherSide(Tumblr): Lightless City(13:55) Waste(18:42) The Texas StiltWalker(22:53) Glitch(27:08) The Tattoo(28:33) The Other Earth(29:42) Ghost Photograph(31:19) The LegMonger(32:50) Thug Aim(35:00) The Keeper(37:31) Oh S...

Episode Thirty-Two features guest Harold Heavy Hands and Terry the Tickler back again with host Captain Death, where they read a lot of TOST(The Other Side(tumblr)), and a couple trolls and a great TV reenactment to finish the episode: Gjoberdik(12:36) Doppelgänger(12:55) Silent Warning(16:13) The Column of North America(18:43) The Backseat(21:48) Within the Fog(23:48) .EXE(27:10) Hotline Miami 3...

Episode Thirty-One features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death, continuing their reading of the style of slice of life-esque stories. The first creeps are some under water creepers with some context provided by Captain Death, then they get into their usual business and indulge in Search and Rescue stories as per usual: Confessions of a Deep Sea Diver Parts One & Two(11:34...

Episode Thirty features guest Terry the Tickler back again with host Captain Death. Today they're tackling a big hitter. And by big hitter, I mean, big shitter. Jeff the Killer, the memer who has haunted nightmares for ages; the picture being the only creepy thing about this internet phenomenon, there's nothing scary about the story. Then we read a long and deliberately awful troll pasta. ENJOY: ...

Episode Twenty-Nine features guest Frowns McBooHoo with host Captain Death. It's here. The episode where Frowns does nothing but ruminate on male genitalia. Oh. We also read about The Rake. Which is... weird... placement. Enjoy:  Why Do All my Lollipops Moan When I Put Them in my Mouth?(5:20) The BunnyMan Bridge(12:27) The Screaming Bridge of Maude-Hughes Road(16:11) Tip-Toeing the Line of Consent...

Episode Twenty-Eight features first time guest reader GESTALT, with host Captain Death, for an AMAZING episode consistent of only two stories and a load of literary conversation. The main story we read today involves someone only known as "The Goatman," while also mentioning our love for reading and horror and HORROR READING like Stephen King, discussed on MANY episodes. Anansi's Goatman Story(13:...

Episode Twenty-Seven features Episode Fifteen guests back again, Terry the Tickler and A Bunch of Baby Ducks, with host Captain Death(since episode 15), telling lots of stories and talking about cum for a little bit. Oh. We also do a MadLib. It's terrible.  Your Last Breath(7:02) The Pill(11:19) The Squirming Man(20:06) Birthmarks(27:15) We Danced(29:29) Who or What are the Shadow People?(34:30) 5...

Episode Twenty-Six features guest Disco Dracula back again, y'all, with host Captain Death, for another fun little episode where we talk about OUR WIVES. lol jk, we gonna die forever alone. I think we discussed Disney Channel Original Movies in the last episode, but WE TALK ABOUT THEM AGAIN, SO GET OVER IT. Then we read the chronicling of Madison the funny Unsettling Stories Girl. Good times.  My...

Episode Twenty-Five features first time FEMALE-READER Cannibal Siren, with host Captain Death, for our BIG QUARTER episode. We read some Stories to Tell Alone at Night and some TrollPastas, so sit back, relax, and grab yourself a cold one(cold hand of death, I mean):  As a Child I Wanted to be a Mermaid(4:55) 10 Years Ago I Taught a Creative Writing Course; Two Student's Stories still Haunt Me to...

Episode Twenty-Four features guest The-Artist-Formerly-Known-As Rocky Hockey, Harold Heavy Hands, back with a new face and a new name, with host Captain Death, for a fun little SNUFF episode. We cover some crazy surreal monster stories and some snuff films, along with the most well known mysterious film creepypasta, "Barbie. AVI," before delving into some fun trollpastas:  Guarding the Office at N...

Episode Twenty-Three features guest Disco Dracula back again, y'all, with host Captain Death, for another BIG HIT episode where we cover a sequel to his last episode and we start to cover LOST Episodes with one of the most famous:  Room Zero(Abandoned by Disney Sequel)(11:35) Squidward Suicide(35:04) Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Hour Lost Episode(47:46) The Day my Dad Kicked Me Out of the House and...

Episode Twenty-Two features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death, following up their Slenderman special(Episode 16) with a brief discussion on the HBO documentary Beware the Slenderman, but they quickly dive into a SOLID reddit NoSleep story, followed by the regular dose of Search and Rescue stories: Uncle Gerry's Family Fun Zone by Red_Grin(11:32) https://www.reddit.com/r/nosl...

Episode Twenty-One features guest Terry the Tickler back again with LONG TIME NO SEE-Frowns McBooHoo-, and host Captain Death. Today they can't help but allude to Harry Potter and Owen Wilson and completely forget that the podcast is suppose to be about reading stories:  Fallen Rage(6:45) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Fallen_Rage The Old Lady(14:23) https://www.creepypasta.com/the-old-lady/...

Episode Twenty features guest Gnarly Charlie for his first time, with host Captain Death, for a reminiscing episode about video games and our time spent with them. Gnarly Charlie is an avid gamer and leader of a podcast called UnderGround Rants, follow him on Twitch, Mixcloud, and Youtube. We read a lot of Video Game Creepy and Troll Pastas on today's episode. ENJOY! Lavender Town Syndrome(15:05)...

Episode Nineteen features guest Space Cowboy for his first time, with host Captain Death, for a long and historically well known creepypasta story "NoEnd House" of Space Cowboy's recommendation. The entire episode is NoEnd House. It's that long. And that good. ENJOY! NoEnd House by Brian Russell(13:00) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/NoEnd_House CHECK THE YOUTUBE for EPs! SUBSCRIBE @ https://w...

Episode Eighteen features guest Rocky Hockey for his first time, with host Captain Death, for a weird little episode. First we start with a magnificent film idea for Happy Madison, then we move onto some TOST(The Other Side Tumblr) stories among other VideoGame TrollPastas. w/ Terry the Tickler on Spectator Mode The Taxi(14:57) Tourist Trap by Arachne(16:35) https://www.creepypasta.com/tourist-tra...

Episode Seventeen features guest Disco Dracula back back back back again-gain-gain, with host Captain Death, for another BIG HIT episode where we cover a couple of the best creepypastas we've had in a while, while also dicussing over loving and loathing of Stephen King and Stephen King adaptations. The Tale of Roly Poly by Clarimonde(5:22) https://www.wattpad.com/380940178-scary-stories-if-you-fin...

Episode Sixteen features guest Django Phillips back again with host -Captain Death- to tackle their creepy daddy himself, The Slenderman, featuring 3 top notch Slenderman CreepyPasta stories and 1 story written by yours truly. Unfortunately, we don't read any SaRLogs this episode, but Django will be back soon for more! Ft. a SURPRISE APPEARANCE at the end! The Tall Man(8:20) https://creepypasta.fa...