Loose In A Bag

I was breaking physics to get to work! It’s the jewel & crown of NY state. Make Pennsylvania into more New York. I got a new job, that’s not paying me anything. You even lift while you smoke bro? So fat you’re fucking up the subframe. A bucket is a sweet device for any kind of food. Shit in the bed podcast. They got what they deserved, they’re a car park. Order an Amazon katana. Then we start...

The real OG dope heads. Brown dimebags. Breaking down bigger rocks & turning them into smaller rocks. This is a terrible angle. Riding the lightning. Can we come in? Getting arrested is pretty chill. 4th rate White House. Worked himself into a shoot. Best boy.

Bitch, I’m tryna get dumb high. Balanciaga Jeans. You’ll catch something. Fuckin blow & snortin hookers, x2. NoThot-Grumman. You don’t have to drive the speed limit if you don’t want to. Little people big world, that crazy shit. Russians are mad afraid of bees. Head-faked in changing your name. Coke death squads are back baby! You put on a mustache over your mustache. Life’s been beating the s...

I know Killer Mike. You need a bit of mercury to go with your plastics. He wants to retire but they won’t let him. I stole cuz my daddy stole! You wanna talk about real America, real Americans, fuckin bats. Save a horse, kill a horse girl shirts. My knees are salt potatoes. All the hits, our big bopers. *Special Guest* Andrew Christopher Walken Cuomo Times were different it was the pandemic. Pinch...

They’re a one trick pony. Then you wipe down, towards the balls. Shoot your local horse girl. In my mom hole. Their wangs are throbbing. Separate the art from the artist. Are they talking to me? Kids gotta get in the fields. I’m about to subscribe, we need content. They can’t find shit, if it’s in your ass. Jeffrey Epstein was Deion Sanders.  Walk right across, on lithium batteries. Coach Prime, c...

The submarine is the B plot. Now there’s two dogs. Whatever symbol is the bad one now. I live in the prelims. It’s no B*bydickin, but you know. 4756. Then he is ready to lock in & get this credit. That is a very Cyber-Punk Santa thing to do. CBBA. It’s Ye not Ye. I need a baller ass shirt for this inauguration dinner. They got all the riff raff out, including me. I can’t believe it’s not shirt...

13 herbs & spices of SARs. Out here trying to head home runs like Barry Bonds. Trucker showers. You wanted Oxy’s. Equestrians. Falling asleep while smoking dope, and the stove catches fire. Gene Hackman’s gone nobody will stop me. See now you’re becoming the monster. I have said best Korea atleast twice. 2 person horse suit. You got me HOT. Sucking fetuses. We’re getting retro jacked. He keeps...

Turban hat on. What the shitty-diddy. There’s a graveyard of collection agencies. Three different colors of blue. Criminally inbreed. The immaculate arrest. Dust it out! Everybody’s day one boy. I have one star. Is it correlation or causation. These jockeys are taking these horses to task.

You got the tuberculosis. North Korea’s favorite propaganda podcast. You know how to fight dogs? Ghost pew pews. Audio only blunt rolling tutorial. Know your audience. We only sell diesel. He’s hitting a foiley right now.

Ima get back in there tho. Wore a suit for dress down day. Pink stems. Can I get 2.5 for 18? Haggling like it’s an open air market. THERES A DROUGHT. Dug too deep, Balrog. Just give me a guiding hand. Store of latter day paints. With many small holes. White trash.

Lady Cowboys. Pissfire. Weather control. Nostalgic memories. Fast food. Strange fascination with trailers. Taco Bell. Paying the Irish to do it. Maintaining old cars. Potential podcast names. Swasticker pin-striping. Vending machines.

$6 burritos. Fireworks. With our face?  Caagfoa. MUSH EM. A button you can switch though. Keep your cars the way they were born. Just make another Hustle and Flow. One of the five sides. Babydickin. EO on the E-I-E-I-Os. Whole lotta red! Hammer sickle eagle. The eagles were female at birth. Where do they get the peanuts? Did the bitch really float? Math is God. Hopes powerful. Million little piece...

In this episode of the only podcast you'll find that's recorded live from a submarine, we dive deep into engaging discussions full of humor and raw insights. Broadcasting from the bottom of the ocean, we tackle everything from nostalgic pop culture references, such as the impact of Twin Peaks on current media, to the phenomena of remakes and self-referential content in the entertainment industry....

In this hilariously chaotic episode, join us as we dive deep into unpredictable tangents and raw conversations. From contemplating entering the world of vending machine businesses to musing about strange horse talk, we explore a plethora of topics with candid humor. Get a glimpse into the spontaneous and unfiltered nature of our dialogue as we transition from one offbeat subject to another. We'll...

Random conversations about an assortment of topics. Jokes, stories, rants, and so much more. Recorded… Live from a submarine.