Babylungs & CB

Loose In A Bag

Comedy EN ↓ 65 episodes

Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.

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Babylungs & CB

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Nov 4, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 40 - Send Bobs Now 10.02.2026

I’m not up on the white power. I don’t even got all my toes yet. I’m over here now. Life is just a mad dash to get the next trailer. You were method in the womb. What amount of money? They’re decomposing. The fancy Walmarts, where they mostly got legs. If I had a rock band.

Episode 39 - Roll Coal On Pokémon 04.02.2026

Just cause we said China. Maybe you deliver it to yourself. You can’t be bent.  November 3rd somebodies gettin deported. That’s what hangin out better mean. String shot. I accidentally put both in my mouth. Back in 94. I’ll probably cry. I saw red vent.

Episode 38 - Just Shoots Fully Cooked Hotdogs 30.01.2026

Let her get a hit. Just let him do Friday lines. You deserve it. Chinese kids listen. This is not great. That’s not how I’m gunna tell the story. Every fight I’ve ever been in was a Texas death match, I just didn’t know. I’d be filling the streets with uppercuts.

Episode 36 - They’re Making Chili Into Kids 14.01.2026

Un-Christian-like orgy. DPS Rogue. Delay by negative six months. Spook em with the spooker stick. Out here leaving bait. Soup ain’t hittin like it used to. Sunday Night Stoning. I gotta go blind somehow. If you find the green one you win.

Episode 35 - Is Lead Addictive 14.01.2026

Give it that real rustic look. It’s almost like concrete. A world full of bottoms. Let’s ReRock it. Creamed my Sydney Jeanies. You got snitch lips. A rabbi killed his turd. Giving them new viruses. Shrimpin for crab. He’s going on birthwhite. In the face down low. What you wearing to the funeral girl? All you need is 19.

Episode 34 - They Only Learn To Take Off 07.01.2026

We can’t be bought. I concede nothing! Crackheads are the strongest people. That pig treated me like a horse. His body is trying to kill him. Look at that bearded toddler. Common law first mate. Bullets are for the war. They shoulda let me paint. That’s a racist candy.

Episode 33 - Thursday Night Matzo Ball 02.01.2026

Plantation records. Last Chance Jew. No jubilees in Alabama. Who drove you? 3 & 1/2 hour shit. “He ain’t shit”. I totally know what that is. All background characters by BetterHelp. Real sidewalk trash. Make em into a stew. How much cheese is too much cheese? A billion bugs to smush.

Episode 32 - Deskpop 27.12.2025

Hit a jump over his house. r/baughtykidbets. Flag code. I gotta buy a labubu. Ever take a shit so big you’re chilly? You a real one with a gun. I eat Gordon Ramsey frozen dinners. Keep playin in the woods. God damn xenomorph hitting me up. You’re just buying accessories. Self-inflicted manufactured crisis.

Episode 31 - Rowdy Since 1776 26.12.2025

B*bydickin around the map. T vs. A. I’ll flick ropes at your mom. Looks like a baby that aged. Banned on Spotify. Schmear campaign. Are the retarded? Tell you a story, with you in it, that never happened. He’s got half the city up his ass. Look, we got a work thing. Chilito. It’s Die Hard but there’s an Alien in the vents.

Episode 30 - Women Are A Puzzle 16.12.2025

Help me step-spider. I’m a PenJamin. I can’t swing $60 right now. That’s what they’re making at the mill. A white guy stealing white guy culture. These beans probably got some shit on em. Coke nails. WScared the back of his head right off. They skitter. My buddies friend listens. I’ve been building a reputation. I drink hot beers and I wear camouflage.

Episode 29 - The 8-Mile Method 13.12.2025

Ethically non-monogamous gay married men. Drip on the lip. You can see me? Job king of Syracuse. Retro-Swag jacking us. They should get a QR code. My husband & me. Cutting across 12 lanes of freeway traffic. PB&J OnlyMans. JD’s pissed. That’s a terrible thing that JD has done.

Episode 28 - Jerryspringa 09.12.2025

worked yourself into a shit. Move on out to 1985. Not my style. There’s six stars a lot. Lil costume mustache. Butter tug. I believe in Chine-Russia-Merica.  

Episode 27 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Gators 05.12.2025

Serbia brought to you by Chobani. They squished back. Cuz we’re a country of drunks. They eat alotta break over there. Go for it like Caillou. Yea, they’re wacky. 35 cent on an eighteen legger. If you could PayPal the treasury some money that’d be great. They raised the rent on a shed. Just Dave Blunts it.

Episode 26 - Duality Of Man 02.12.2025

Civil war let’s go. The right way, their way. Idk how it was alive. Your movie ain’t gunna be shit. Piss in the wind. Two guys one sub. Doesn’t sound like hard work to me pal. Falsely accused of smoking weed. Nobody’s listening. They’re gunna bang you out. There you go boss.

Episode 25 - They Really Fell Off 08.11.2025

The mush is where life begins. It’s like sickle cell but for everyone. I am driving with open wrappers. Them diaper BBLs. CNY Club Club. I just got out. Ol’ Sweet Dick Willy. Flick it at her.

Episode 24 - Send Em Back To PA 05.11.2025

Greatest hits, 5 episodes in. The best disease to have? You’re telling me it’s 2025 and there’s a drought? That girl I corner in the bathroom. Home of the hot beer. Fall out of a window for 25 yards. Mothafuckin spray paint? He spits on his own floor. It’s all poison. RealTree TryHardPantys. How do lasers word?  

Episode 23 - We Put The Peperoncini In The Box 03.11.2025

Don’t you die on me. Stealing downs valor. Throwing so much rope, almost worked myself into a shoot. Aunt Buttersworth. Half brother to pac-man. Get a husband bitch. You up? Like you’re getting punched in DBZ. It’s not a feature it’s a bug. There he is, there’s Ivan. He’s a girl.

Episode 22 - Shootout At The OKKK Corral 29.10.2025

They Gucci man’ed Trump.  Tell her I want the D.A.R.E. hoodie back. Sperm with the bad hairline & sadness. Drinking rain water. Gotta stud the stud. He was your day one. Steak-umms or we break-umms. How to squirrel your money away. Girl Scout troop work release. How many of these kids are A1 ninjas. We’re Scarface.

Episode 21 - You’re Gunna Bottom For Hotdogs 27.10.2025

If you got a five head HMU. 32 teeth between 17 people. Corn: something to do. Was it a work? I’ll have a mansion….. no I won’t. I don’t think you can say transcripts. Your baby hairs are lookin dry. As you used the syrup, she got white. Playing touch butt in the park.

Episode 20 - Snake In The Bodega 24.10.2025

There’s no guiding some of these tramps. I got a dry socket. Let me give you a good time. Straight to VHS. Marvel vs Capcom or gtfo. I was coming in and out of reality. Flapjack. Clearly in a basement. You just saw my credit. He’s a Simpsons white. Big booty Judy. Oops all nooses.  The original apple logo is very very different. God damn shapeshifter.

Episode 19 - Extremely Safe Fish 22.10.2025

Selling snatch for $8. The people with the eyes! Not me, not right now. Joey Chestnut political prisoner. You’re worrying too much. White sucker. Not with that attitude. I don’t want to type that up. American debt path. By crashing into the same guardrail? If you wear pants, your shoes will get all fucked up.

Episode 18 - South American Death Squads 15.10.2025

By Russia I mean Alaska. He did wet work, somethin. 13th alliteration. The war of 1812 didn’t happen. left Twix till I die. This cuck working shit. Bongs with no water. Non-fatal deaths. I was just yellin it at my mom. They totally don’t buy meth. Please send bobs. Real bangup operation going on. Kid cuisine brownie. Caging in the homeless.

Episode 16 - Crackhead Side Quests 13.10.2025

Could I get a real cop out here, like a woman. You got sweatpants on Klarna bro? Meat gazers. Guns get me so hard. She wants to have the biggest carbon footprint. It’s man-honey. Obstacle Illusion. Artisanal coke heads. Meet up at someone’s house and puke in buckets. That’s why I jerk on company time. Talking like a stroke victim. Schizophrenic dog. Printing off videos frame by frame. I keep it re...

Episode 15 - I Can Already Smell PA 08.10.2025

Stroke victim talking. Bubbas. Trying to pod and got caught up in a wood chipper. Definitely saw me hit that bong. I could start being a lard boy. We don’t need to give both points. 3-4 month Mounjaro break. I gotta sell my shit. Someone told me that and I took it as gospel. John Daily is a BEAST. Fancy names for hurting animals. Nobody likes a guy who used to do it, and don’t. Hit it so hard it l...

Episode 14 - Soft‑Pack 100’s 06.10.2025

You god damn ape! It would be crazy if they got hacked right? Original intimidator. She spin hot tire. Spill Tony. Dick Tiffany Gear. You know how you just pick up energy & put it in a box. JESUS SAVES. She was probably out there hoping like we were. Welcome to the guild. The call is coming from inside the henhouse. Never looked into wholesale price of dildos. My buddy, he had a cool island. H...

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