Loose In A Bag

Help me step-spider. I’m a PenJamin. I can’t swing $60 right now. That’s what they’re making at the mill. A white guy stealing white guy culture. These beans probably got some shit on em. Coke nails. WScared the back of his head right off. They skitter. My buddies friend listens. I’ve been building a reputation. I drink hot beers and I wear camouflage.

Ethically non-monogamous gay married men. Drip on the lip. You can see me? Job king of Syracuse. Retro-Swag jacking us. They should get a QR code. My husband & me. Cutting across 12 lanes of freeway traffic. PB&J OnlyMans. JD’s pissed. That’s a terrible thing that JD has done.

worked yourself into a shit. Move on out to 1985. Not my style. There’s six stars a lot. Lil costume mustache. Butter tug. I believe in Chine-Russia-Merica.  

Serbia brought to you by Chobani. They squished back. Cuz we’re a country of drunks. They eat alotta break over there. Go for it like Caillou. Yea, they’re wacky. 35 cent on an eighteen legger. If you could PayPal the treasury some money that’d be great. They raised the rent on a shed. Just Dave Blunts it.

Civil war let’s go. The right way, their way. Idk how it was alive. Your movie ain’t gunna be shit. Piss in the wind. Two guys one sub. Doesn’t sound like hard work to me pal. Falsely accused of smoking weed. Nobody’s listening. They’re gunna bang you out. There you go boss.

The mush is where life begins. It’s like sickle cell but for everyone. I am driving with open wrappers. Them diaper BBLs. CNY Club Club. I just got out. Ol’ Sweet Dick Willy. Flick it at her.

Greatest hits, 5 episodes in. The best disease to have? You’re telling me it’s 2025 and there’s a drought? That girl I corner in the bathroom. Home of the hot beer. Fall out of a window for 25 yards. Mothafuckin spray paint? He spits on his own floor. It’s all poison. RealTree TryHardPantys. How do lasers word?  

Don’t you die on me. Stealing downs valor. Throwing so much rope, almost worked myself into a shoot. Aunt Buttersworth. Half brother to pac-man. Get a husband bitch. You up? Like you’re getting punched in DBZ. It’s not a feature it’s a bug. There he is, there’s Ivan. He’s a girl.

They Gucci man’ed Trump.  Tell her I want the D.A.R.E. hoodie back. Sperm with the bad hairline & sadness. Drinking rain water. Gotta stud the stud. He was your day one. Steak-umms or we break-umms. How to squirrel your money away. Girl Scout troop work release. How many of these kids are A1 ninjas. We’re Scarface.

If you got a five head HMU. 32 teeth between 17 people. Corn: something to do. Was it a work? I’ll have a mansion….. no I won’t. I don’t think you can say transcripts. Your baby hairs are lookin dry. As you used the syrup, she got white. Playing touch butt in the park.

There’s no guiding some of these tramps. I got a dry socket. Let me give you a good time. Straight to VHS. Marvel vs Capcom or gtfo. I was coming in and out of reality. Flapjack. Clearly in a basement. You just saw my credit. He’s a Simpsons white. Big booty Judy. Oops all nooses.  The original apple logo is very very different. God damn shapeshifter.

Selling snatch for $8. The people with the eyes! Not me, not right now. Joey Chestnut political prisoner. You’re worrying too much. White sucker. Not with that attitude. I don’t want to type that up. American debt path. By crashing into the same guardrail? If you wear pants, your shoes will get all fucked up.

By Russia I mean Alaska. He did wet work, somethin. 13th alliteration. The war of 1812 didn’t happen. left Twix till I die. This cuck working shit. Bongs with no water. Non-fatal deaths. I was just yellin it at my mom. They totally don’t buy meth. Please send bobs. Real bangup operation going on. Kid cuisine brownie. Caging in the homeless.

Could I get a real cop out here, like a woman. You got sweatpants on Klarna bro? Meat gazers. Guns get me so hard. She wants to have the biggest carbon footprint. It’s man-honey. Obstacle Illusion. Artisanal coke heads. Meet up at someone’s house and puke in buckets. That’s why I jerk on company time. Talking like a stroke victim. Schizophrenic dog. Printing off videos frame by frame. I keep it re...

Stroke victim talking. Bubbas. Trying to pod and got caught up in a wood chipper. Definitely saw me hit that bong. I could start being a lard boy. We don’t need to give both points. 3-4 month Mounjaro break. I gotta sell my shit. Someone told me that and I took it as gospel. John Daily is a BEAST. Fancy names for hurting animals. Nobody likes a guy who used to do it, and don’t. Hit it so hard it l...

You god damn ape! It would be crazy if they got hacked right? Original intimidator. She spin hot tire. Spill Tony. Dick Tiffany Gear. You know how you just pick up energy & put it in a box. JESUS SAVES. She was probably out there hoping like we were. Welcome to the guild. The call is coming from inside the henhouse. Never looked into wholesale price of dildos. My buddy, he had a cool island. H...

I was breaking physics to get to work! It’s the jewel & crown of NY state. Make Pennsylvania into more New York. I got a new job, that’s not paying me anything. You even lift while you smoke bro? So fat you’re fucking up the subframe. A bucket is a sweet device for any kind of food. Shit in the bed podcast. They got what they deserved, they’re a car park. Order an Amazon katana. Then we start...

The real OG dope heads. Brown dimebags. Breaking down bigger rocks & turning them into smaller rocks. This is a terrible angle. Riding the lightning. Can we come in? Getting arrested is pretty chill. 4th rate White House. Worked himself into a shoot. Best boy.

Bitch, I’m tryna get dumb high. Balanciaga Jeans. You’ll catch something. Fuckin blow & snortin hookers, x2. NoThot-Grumman. You don’t have to drive the speed limit if you don’t want to. Little people big world, that crazy shit. Russians are mad afraid of bees. Head-faked in changing your name. Coke death squads are back baby! You put on a mustache over your mustache. Life’s been beating the s...

I know Killer Mike. You need a bit of mercury to go with your plastics. He wants to retire but they won’t let him. I stole cuz my daddy stole! You wanna talk about real America, real Americans, fuckin bats. Save a horse, kill a horse girl shirts. My knees are salt potatoes. All the hits, our big bopers. *Special Guest* Andrew Christopher Walken Cuomo Times were different it was the pandemic. Pinch...

They’re a one trick pony. Then you wipe down, towards the balls. Shoot your local horse girl. In my mom hole. Their wangs are throbbing. Separate the art from the artist. Are they talking to me? Kids gotta get in the fields. I’m about to subscribe, we need content. They can’t find shit, if it’s in your ass. Jeffrey Epstein was Deion Sanders.  Walk right across, on lithium batteries. Coach Prime, c...

The submarine is the B plot. Now there’s two dogs. Whatever symbol is the bad one now. I live in the prelims. It’s no B*bydickin, but you know. 4756. Then he is ready to lock in & get this credit. That is a very Cyber-Punk Santa thing to do. CBBA. It’s Ye not Ye. I need a baller ass shirt for this inauguration dinner. They got all the riff raff out, including me. I can’t believe it’s not shirt...

13 herbs & spices of SARs. Out here trying to head home runs like Barry Bonds. Trucker showers. You wanted Oxy’s. Equestrians. Falling asleep while smoking dope, and the stove catches fire. Gene Hackman’s gone nobody will stop me. See now you’re becoming the monster. I have said best Korea atleast twice. 2 person horse suit. You got me HOT. Sucking fetuses. We’re getting retro jacked. He keeps...

Turban hat on. What the shitty-diddy. There’s a graveyard of collection agencies. Three different colors of blue. Criminally inbreed. The immaculate arrest. Dust it out! Everybody’s day one boy. I have one star. Is it correlation or causation. These jockeys are taking these horses to task.

You got the tuberculosis. North Korea’s favorite propaganda podcast. You know how to fight dogs? Ghost pew pews. Audio only blunt rolling tutorial. Know your audience. We only sell diesel. He’s hitting a foiley right now.