Babylungs & CB

Loose In A Bag

Comedy EN ↓ 56 episodes

Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.

Author

Babylungs & CB

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

looseinabag.podbean.com

Latest episode

Jun 20, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 56 - No More Nubbed Up Guys 20.06.2026

But now, yea. You look hipster as shit. Dude you’re late. I’ll show you a war. We been waiting for you. Crack pipes that look like crack rocks. I want him to give CTE. Heated glovebox?!

Episode 55 - Spaghetti Warehouse Is Closing 19.06.2026

You cyber bully people. Healthy as a horse. Refined Southern Gentlemen. Americans are eating less garlic bread. Touched the sidewall. He’s not gunna like me doing Cuomo. Every oasis is a mirage. Double Jeopardy.

Episode 54 - Helen Keller Is A Liar 19.06.2026

We’re gunna war crime you. I forgot I’m being contrarian. My adult taxes. I don’t want to upset her. Top DiPShit. He was 130 I’m going with it. Let’s just not see. She blew my cover.

Episode 53 - Surely You Didn’t Just Rob All Of Us 11.06.2026

That’s a state job. Smell like money. Thought you was an OPP. You been in the slave game a minute. Smells like tainted water. The train is also itself a ghost. Onward Christian soldiers guy. Bathroom looks like a god damn Newport. Hooked on the look. Chopping good hands off workers.

Episode 52 - I Live My Life For Him Now 05.06.2026

Everybody’s got heelies. Selfish artist. Get to Tokyo somehow. Some shit, idk. Bad kid uses hyper potion. It couldn’t be him. Lauren Boebert hmu. The metaphorical bagel.

Episode 51 - Full Name On The Van 05.06.2026

Gettin juiced. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon Hitler. They get so excited the back of their head opens up. I said the words harder than anybody else. She’s a trad wife. Trickle-Down Day. Citrus extravaganza. Making the cards fight.

Episode 50 - Kung-Pow Kitten 20.03.2026

All your providences. Stolen juggalo valor. Then you get in line. They take care of the mice. Get these YBCs outta the bodegas. He’s steaming. It’s got more sides. It’s gunna be one state. That how we know she ready.

Episode 49 - 360 RPG No Scope Backflip 15.03.2026

Paint stripper. Cmon Hamlin choke him! Monster truck Muslims. She was measuring skulls. I’ll get a new son. The dankest uniforms. It’s a frame. Shoes for Jews.

Episode 48 - Every Taco Was Broken 15.03.2026

Face the wall. Who can sleep longer. Looks like a real old big kid. I would not fix it. Don't touch my phone. I seek power Corey. I wanna get a job, and just quit it. N.Y.G.T.O.W. If I believed in nerve endings. Higher octane cigarette. This middle school is going to shit.

Episode 47 - I Am Burn Man 08.03.2026

Hives from all the lying. Why is it just water outside? I dunno what you think these jobs are paying. Come on cyberpunk Santa. You just told me three stories about crackheads. We got $900 between the two of us. Write in Mayor McCheese. I’m gunna be like Wesley Snipes. It’s like my lunch break tho. Push carts & turn down manager jobs. Meerkat mode. Boil hamburger meat.

Episode 46 - Secretly Feed People Jizz 08.03.2026

Put the cart before the horse. Incase I need to send one later. Cuz it looks like two dicks. I’m just comfortable here. Gaining dyslexia. I’m Lebronze James. That’s my new product. Jump on it and break your back.

Episode 45 - Super Saiyan Fat 2 25.02.2026

Start sucking on their arm for flavor. Hop out shootin. That part. Now you need it. Fuck Texas. Anything more would be ridiculous. Put on that Toby Keith song! I’m cold, you know what I mean? Counting money while driving. Nick Fuentes’ slur guy.

Episode 44 - 30 Wings, 30 Minutes 24.02.2026

Pairs well with a Frito pie. Nah I don’t think I will. River sharks. I don’t know that ‘giner. I’m probably going to get it again. Pepsi’s like a Mario mushroom. It’s a nine out of eleven. He’s got a flight to catch. Idk how these numbers work. If only I had more pre work beers. Until it sets itself on fire. My kids like Dino nuggets.  

Episode 43 - SIDS Will Creep Up On Ya 20.02.2026

Pop open that cheese. I wanna fail upwards. They get you first. Shed a few hot tears. It’s for the culture. Choke em is harmless enough. Figure out what this bong knows. He needs money clearly. Put myself into a little job cannon. That’s real kidnapping. Now we’re sinking. I’m, the Taker.

Episode 42 - You’re A Goldfish 18.02.2026

I can swim. 24 hours on a rascal scooter. They land like a cat. We have atleast 10 castles. Do we have ghost? There’s be a whole lot of Dickersons. You ever been MKUltra’d? In a crab walk position. Deadnaming a ghost boy.

Episode 41 - Christian ISIS 17.02.2026

There’s so little of it in my life. Give yourself scoliosis. I piss myself everyday. Hell is a nightclub. The building has to smell like shit. WHAT HOUSE WAS THAT? I know you got big dreams. Joseph Stalin was a fat transvestite. It’s probably nothin. Trump $250. He’s Italian by marriage. A ten yard loss.

Episode 40 - Send Bobs Now 10.02.2026

I’m not up on the white power. I don’t even got all my toes yet. I’m over here now. Life is just a mad dash to get the next trailer. You were method in the womb. What amount of money? They’re decomposing. The fancy Walmarts, where they mostly got legs. If I had a rock band.

Episode 39 - Roll Coal On Pokémon 04.02.2026

Just cause we said China. Maybe you deliver it to yourself. You can’t be bent.  November 3rd somebodies gettin deported. That’s what hangin out better mean. String shot. I accidentally put both in my mouth. Back in 94. I’ll probably cry. I saw red vent.

Episode 38 - Just Shoots Fully Cooked Hotdogs 30.01.2026

Let her get a hit. Just let him do Friday lines. You deserve it. Chinese kids listen. This is not great. That’s not how I’m gunna tell the story. Every fight I’ve ever been in was a Texas death match, I just didn’t know. I’d be filling the streets with uppercuts.

Episode 36 - They’re Making Chili Into Kids 14.01.2026

Un-Christian-like orgy. DPS Rogue. Delay by negative six months. Spook em with the spooker stick. Out here leaving bait. Soup ain’t hittin like it used to. Sunday Night Stoning. I gotta go blind somehow. If you find the green one you win.

Episode 35 - Is Lead Addictive 14.01.2026

Give it that real rustic look. It’s almost like concrete. A world full of bottoms. Let’s ReRock it. Creamed my Sydney Jeanies. You got snitch lips. A rabbi killed his turd. Giving them new viruses. Shrimpin for crab. He’s going on birthwhite. In the face down low. What you wearing to the funeral girl? All you need is 19.

Episode 34 - They Only Learn To Take Off 07.01.2026

We can’t be bought. I concede nothing! Crackheads are the strongest people. That pig treated me like a horse. His body is trying to kill him. Look at that bearded toddler. Common law first mate. Bullets are for the war. They shoulda let me paint. That’s a racist candy.

Episode 33 - Thursday Night Matzo Ball 02.01.2026

Plantation records. Last Chance Jew. No jubilees in Alabama. Who drove you? 3 & 1/2 hour shit. “He ain’t shit”. I totally know what that is. All background characters by BetterHelp. Real sidewalk trash. Make em into a stew. How much cheese is too much cheese? A billion bugs to smush.

Episode 32 - Deskpop 27.12.2025

Hit a jump over his house. r/baughtykidbets. Flag code. I gotta buy a labubu. Ever take a shit so big you’re chilly? You a real one with a gun. I eat Gordon Ramsey frozen dinners. Keep playin in the woods. God damn xenomorph hitting me up. You’re just buying accessories. Self-inflicted manufactured crisis.

Episode 31 - Rowdy Since 1776 26.12.2025

B*bydickin around the map. T vs. A. I’ll flick ropes at your mom. Looks like a baby that aged. Banned on Spotify. Schmear campaign. Are the retarded? Tell you a story, with you in it, that never happened. He’s got half the city up his ass. Look, we got a work thing. Chilito. It’s Die Hard but there’s an Alien in the vents.

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