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Super Bowl, Celine Dion, Marris' Upcoming Vacation, and a whole bunch of stupid. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Jidenna, Lionel Messi, Sofia Vergara, the Farty Flier and Alec Baldwin are on the gossip docket this week. Well, not Jidenna. We just think he's really cool. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

It's Maria's 30th Brithday! You can tell by how she mentions it a billion times this episode. Marris, being the tried and true grils' girl he is, got her the perfect gifts. C2E2 Mean Girls Musical Heidi Klum Ya know, general zeitgeisty stuff What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Dr. Bal Nandra of IV Solution and Ketamine Centers of Chicago is our guest this week! Maria talks about her experience with ketamine, wtf it even is, how it's portrayed in the media, etc. But fun! It's fun! Heavy subject matter is always best paired with a clinical psychedelic. Or something like that. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

We're back! And posting late. New Year, same us. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria feels like a dick for cancelling on Marris last week, Taylor Swift, Ninja Turtles, Game of Thrones, C2E2, the chaos continues... What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria and Marris prove their incompetence. Again. Stay tuned at the end for bloopers of podcasts we tried to record before we got this episode to you. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Get it? Like the Motley Crue song but a little more... respectful isn't exactly the word, but you get the idea. Anyway, Maria and Marris start light, get heavy, then diffues with Taylor Swift talk. Maria moves one step closer to making Marris a Swiftie. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Getting smoked. Either with pot or punches, surprise us. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

The usual antics, plus a little more trauma and bragging. A quick TRIGGER WARNING as we do discuss domestic violence this episode. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

We hear about Marris' weird knees, Maria cusses a lot and gets existentially upset. The usual. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria and Marris continue the Taylor Swift discussion, touch on the MCU, Gaslighting, Spongebob... You know, the normal chaos. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

The iHeartRadio Music Festival, Swift and Kelce, Dating Effort, Maria and Marris being Maria and Marris What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Armrests, violins, and balloons: 3 things that have nothing in common, but your chaos-goblin hosts will find a bizarre way to connect them. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria is confident she can take on any predator in the animal kingdom, Marris is confident Maria needs to be tethered to a fence post, the boss calls, it's your general chaos and hilarity. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria and Marris try to keep it together through the exhaustion to recap Lollapalooza. Also Maria was clearly in a contest with herself to see how many F-bombs one human could possibly drop, so turn that into a drinking game if you wanna get drunk. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

In memory of Marshall Russell. Rest in peace, brother. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria returns from vacation to find yet another social media platform has been launched. Billionaires are fighting. People are using stones as a unit of measurement. The world is in chaos. But it's fun. This is fun. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

We start with male sensitivity and somehow find our way to weird vibrators. Marris' deceased father accidentally gets brought into it (RIP, great man who brought up a great son). We're a mess. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Marris attempts to hold Maria's attention long enough to explain the game of baseball. Given this espidoe is over half an hour, you can guess how that goes. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Get to know our resident weirdos, Maria and Marris. It's like hanging out with your college friends, minus the jungle juice. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here.