Loopers

Maria, Marris, and Michael discuss the viral Lineman Mike clip and what it means to be married. I know. Serious stuff. We feel weird too.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria, Marris, and Mikey talk Valentine's Day and ADHD. They're also very stupid while they do that.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria, Marris, and Michael go from Chicago winter, to beaches, to country music with a lot of bullshitting in between.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

The filthy heathens discuss John Cougar Mellencamp, authentic friendship, and cake farts. Obviously.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

The Trio of Buffoons discuss a potential luxury hotel on the moon.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria, Marris, and Michael are discussing the Brittany Furlan and Ronnie Radke catfishing situation since it won't fucking die.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

The gang covers their Christmas plans and traditions.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

The gang is hosting the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade again this year. Good idea to pregame that broadcast.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

The gang gets into their radio origin stories. James, if you're listening, I know this episode makes it sound like you're the best boss ever, but let's cool it with the ego. You're fine.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria's socked feet, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises, porn, and sticks. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

For the first time in Loopers history, the gang stays on topic. Yay sports.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Special guest Alex Murray from Twenty Sided Tavern teaches Maria, Marris, and Michael how to play DnD so when they do it on the Morning Mosh Pit they don't fuck it up. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Special guest Chad the Bird joins the bucket of imbeciles this week to add just that much more chaos.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

We discuss Marris and Michael's wrong opinions on the classic movie The Princess Bride, Marris tells us about his carnival days, and Maria tries not to commit a double homicide.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Special guest Alex regales us with stories of a younger, spryer, drunker Maria. The boys tell their stories. We fuck with Marris. Ya know the drill. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria, Marris, and Michael discuss putting the Neuralink in kids and trains. Neuralink and trains. Trains and Neuralinks. Idk man it's Friday I'm tired.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria discusses her cat, Michael and Marris get gross about Syndey Sweeney, you lose brain cells while listening.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Mikey's wrinkled shirts, Marris' bachelor parties, Maria's weirdness. It's everything you could ever imagine. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

We really just bitch and moan about dating in this one.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Our blackout stories (and possible future plans), TSA nightmares, and fart physics. Ya know, the normal stupid stuff.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Sundresses, Dogs vs Partners, Moon bases, Culver's Marathon, Cooking, Michael is a giraffe, and other shenanigans.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

This may be the most toned down episode of Loopers you ever get. Also, maybe don't select your spouse at age 14.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

I would like to recognize that I posted this late and yes the episode has been on YT for quite some time but I would like to further remind you that I am bad at my job. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

The MoshPitatoes discuss their respective 21st birthday parties. Marris is reasonable. Maria is chaotic. Michael farts into the microphone. The usual What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

The crew agrees Maria has never taken over a meeting, Marris concedes that Maria is right about bears, Michael isn't annoying, and other lies we could tell you in the description box. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here.