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Mushroom coffins, Kevin Spacey,Tug of War, Michael and Marris clearly want to destroy the environment but luckily Maria will save us all and probably make it really funny cuz wow she is so cool and pretty and no one has the power to contradict her in this description blurb.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Megan Fox's Career Comeback, Middle Aged Kids' Shows, Megan Fox, oh my god I said "Pokemons" as if that's the correct plural form, it's not, the plural of "Pokemon" is simply "Pokemon," like "moose," Megan Fox, pornstar sounds, Megan Fox, IKEA furniture, Megan Fox, Phone Alarms, Megan Fox What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

We back. Michael joins into ye olde chaos What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

I'll get sappy about all these life changes at some point. Not now, we gotta discuss Robert Redford-Maria Palmer What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Daylight Saving Time, Cane's, Thanksgiving Jingle, Cole Slaw is objectively good and Marris if you're reading this, you're a slawless monster.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Emo, Chicago Thanksgiving Parade, ADHD, some other stuff that I didn't include cuz I zoned out while I was editing cuz I have ADHD What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Pre-Purge anticipation, musical theatre, videogames, typical Maria and Marris sibling-style conflict, Chicago's Thanksgiving Parade, the works. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria's New Phone, Brown Bear vs Grizzly, international trips, extracurriculars, Hippos, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Lollapalooza '24 recap, Chappell Roan, sheveled, racist Pokemon, international trips, sucky dating apps, Jojo, shenanigans, and tomfoolery.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria got the Golden Gumball, which means a trip to anywhere in the world. Probably Tanzania. Specifically to annoy Marris. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria's Trip to Lake County, Marris Needs Glasses, Terrible Parenting Advice, Alien Metal, African Land Snails, Marris' Bathroom Emergency, the typical stupidity you've come to know and... I was gonna say "love" but let's be realistic.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria and Marris struggle through the sleepiness and attempt not to make any unintentional innuendo. Guess how that turns out.  What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Special guest Ashley O'Dell fills in for Marris Harris Girls' Girl to discuss hotdogs, the mysterious Mel's Hole, and the terror of being Maria's real life friend. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Salt Shed Karaoke, Music Discovery, Neopets, Dave Grohl vs Taylor Swift, Renn Faire, Hijinks, Weirdness, You're Still Reading, Why Are You Still Reading, Just Listen to the Podcast What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Burpy Princess, Ancient Wines, Porn Morality, the general chaos you've come to know and love from Maria and Marris What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Well... "stars" might be a reach. But we were victimized by Video nonetheless. (aka, when you hear us mention being a YouTube, we are accidentally lying. Not this episode. But we're getting closer!! Ok this is getting to be a little much for parentheses. Sorry for whispering in your head this long.) What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Shinedown, Vibraslap, TSwizzle Pregnancy Rumors, Legit Nepo Babies, Steven Tyler's Creepiness, Billionaire Hullaballoo and generalized shooting of the shit between Maria Palmer and Marris Harris Girls' Girl What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Or Harrison Butker, whatever his name is. He's discussed, Star Wars milking, shows that got ruined by streaming, Marris gets worried he'll be replaced by the smooth-talking Brit from last week, Maria tries to comfort him with a sincere moment... you'll hear how that turns out. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

C2E2 Recap, Minor League Baseball, Whoopi Goldberg, the Roast of Tom Brady, Broadway, Lying AI, and Marris won't get off his fucking phone. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Are Aliens Smarter than Us? C2E2, Spraying Axe on Sheep, MTV and VH1 What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Look, we talk a lot, we flit from topic to topic, but ultimately this episode is about how fuckable the Ninja Turtles are (very). What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

The Fratellis, Poptart wars, Monarchy/Kardashians comparisons, the Lollapalooza Lineup, this episode has it all! And more!! and then even more until you kind of want it to stop. AND THEN MORE. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Maria and Marris talk atheltics, hentai, crabs. Ya know, the general chaos. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

Wtf is Girly Pop? and Gaslighting? Also Maria continues her fight with Marris' objectively bitchy car. But the best part of this podcast is truly the last 10 minutes where Hinder meets kazoo. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. 

After being driven to the brink of insanity due to Covid, Maria is nothing short of giddy to talk to Marris Harris Girls' Girl in this week's episode. And continues her stupid habit of saying "first of all" multiple times, but never following up with a second or third point. What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here.