Liquor License

Mr B has a day off and watches plenty of movies. Commercials are really starting to annoy us. Wow, we then diverge into racial and gender related issues. Asian Brandon makes a huge appearance sitting next to Salsa and Collinsworth. Happy Thanksgiving pilgrims.   email us at: liquourlicensepodcast.com

Sports 1/2 hour: Seahawks, Myles Garrett, and the Astros stealing signs. Venues would want to go to and what we would drink at said venue. CMAs and how women empowerment is ruining film. The Toys that Made us. Partna. Worst rap song ever.

Los made a guest appearance. Happy Veteran's Day to everyone that served. Never feeling refreshed and ordering Freshly. Fuck internet providers. Watching Dolemite and other things we watched this week. Mr Bean sucks and so does British humor. Indiglo watches and Dan Cortez Swatches. Being a crooked cop.

The tv show Haunted and guys getting ass raped, not by Ken Raper. Halloween and all it's festivities. Very odd rabbit hole we went down of dinosaurs, religion, and if we as humans just die. Having an internal clock. Soap tins are a great item to own. Then the madness starts with this past weekends backyard boogie. Congrats Los and CBone on being parents.

Happy Halloween from LL and don't be a slut. Good customer service from Oars+Alps. One year anniversary of Brandon's accident, still hasn't seen any money from it. Octobeard and Movember. Bar trivia and karaoke at places really sucks. Wrestling "jobbers" (thanks Luke for the inspiration). Top 100 Hip-hop songs reviewed. Ass cheek bugs does not equal herpes. Mid way through the NFL season. Enjoy an...

Metrosexual minute makes a comeback with Credere's new shirt. New segment Health Talk: sprained ankles, bug bites, sleeping, and bloody teeth. Losing friends or just drifting away. People are burnt out from work, who isn't? Southern Charm fucking sucks and Joker does not. Exclusive Joker review from your favorite podcast hosts. Fast food review and stupid ordering screens.

Rapid fire section consists of the following...Uber copter. Dodgers losing. Ankle bugs. Thieves. Community washers. The Truman Show. Podcast clean up. Collinsworth and Salsa. Value meals and not getting a drink. Enjoy tell a friend.

Wrapping up the last days of the Buffalo trip. Short review of NFL and NBA. New sponsor Dr. Christopher is the shiznit. Seahawks game at the corporate office of the Rams, yes sounds bizarre...it was. Why do you need code cards for every elevator in LA. Brandon's day off; including new iPhone and Big Wangs. Then we switch the last wedding of 2019 (hopefully) and the good times had down in Downey.

Big Macs at Burger King. Brandon's 2nd wedding celebration in Buffalo. The Village of Depew had the most Hispanics in its history for 5 days. Crazy Polish wedding stuff. Are all airport workers gay black men? This is part 1 of the Buffalo saga, more will follow next week. Buffalo is the new black.   Episode sponsored by Gin&Juice and chicken wings.

iPhone upgrades and if it is worth it. NFL quarterback evaluations for each generation. AB really didn't fart in his doctor's face but we wish he did. Mr B's bosses bonus, resetting and breaking candles, pumpkin everything, and Nightmare Before Christmas. The new Bill Burr special and its implications. Having less sex drive and shooting testosterone. Pipe game and not fucking.

On this exclusive episode Mr B's wife joins in the background (sorry). Just being shut up and told what to do. IBS has become constipation. We reflect on the best groomed thief in the San Fernando Valley. Menlo Snub. Losing tie pins. Souvenirs are a women's hobby. No ambition to watch or do anything. The Iowa Hawkeyes game was 7 hours long. Why is Baker Mayfield the new face of the NFL?   Please s...

Uber Pet is maybe the dumbest new idea for a dumb society living in a dumb world. Brandon's first day off antics; Big Wangs, awful customer service, Lime scooters, lawyer wrap-up, and Outback kinda sucked. Watching the Wu-Tang series and an awful, awful movie: Mom & Dad. A sentimental "what is going on with our lives" segment that will have to be continued. We may sound not as excited but we had f...

Happy Labor Day workers. Saturday boogie and the aftermath. Menlo Club's last stand. Meeting Bill Withers without knowing it was him. Hard Knocks and what a penis John Gruden is, man. The 2019 NFL preview (don't worry Treeman it's short). Celebs that have "Dick Face", we patented it. Lobo and woolen ski cap lyft driver. Lady needs batteries for her vibrator. Hypno jerk and waking up weird. Too man...

RIP Andrew Luck's career. Short sports talk including our draft that cuts us off midway. So you lucky people have a 2 parter. Sneaker value and which shoes you should keep on "ice". EIS: The Doors, Tag, and Jerrod Carmichael. Places Brandon went to as a child and he realizes that he had a great childhood. We ponder Hailey's comet, will we be alive, who cares, and what exactly is it. Going Through...

Sports talk about Antonio Brown, name abbreviations, Thee Ohio State trademark, and fantasy foot ball (it's quick Treeman). Zooted Thursday at the Foxfire. Buffalo Wild Wings service sucks and we examine the worst customer service in LA. This week's EIS: bad movies, like really bad movies. Everyday should be a weekend, believe me. Brandon's Brea trip.

CBD cotton mouth starts this barn burner off. Los drops by again and is starting to get more vocal. Plus he got Brandon 4 killer t shirts. Knott's Berry Farms wrap-up. Attractions and people who clap at random parts of shows and movies. Zippos mean that you really are committing to smoking. The Boys on Amazon is pretty damn good. This week in Lyft rides; asian LGBTQ and Glen the cursing Boston guy...

Brandon apologizes for the last episode. Another mass shooting. CLos birthday and him cutting people off while talking. A lengthy Once Upon a Time in Hollywood review. Lyft ride segment: art frames. Beeth-oven, not turning off the app, and were you drinking guy. Bill and Ted 3, why? Lawyer swap possibly. Putting the wrong thing on your toothbrush.

CLos joins us again as a guest (in the background). Short review of films and television: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Chef show, Free Solo, and Credere's Entertainment Industry Segment. Tarantino discussion (again). Black and Mild thief. Tobacco and whiskey candle. Dr. Vein sucks and is a penis. Is Brandon too thin, we never find out. Racial divides and why the exist.    Please let us know what...

Buncha guests stop by for Brandon's birthday. Seeing Dumb and Dumber on its 25th anniversary. We landed on the moon. Pool party and the shenanigans, zooted Los. Taco Bell hotel and resort is now open. Entertainment Industry Segment: Credere's Utah trip, the movie Beats, and Outback steakhouse has a lousy new slogan. Justin Timberlake is a great entertainer. Reptile minute: giant salamander and met...

Mr Bs record player and the albums he bought. Paying $900 for Miss Cleo, nope. 100% off coupon for realz. Shots in the head and hair loss. Short sports talk. Going through the grades: 11th grade. Critter has a child, Mr B went to the National Boy Scout camp, and everything else

Earthquakes hit like a mafucka, but we aint never scared. Talking about the Motley Crue movie and why you should watch it. NBA and NFL talk, briefly. Having an old man bladder. Going Through the Grades: 10th grade. Mr B gets a little weird talking about his werid experiences. Beating off through a window and rollerbalding are all covered. Then someone farts on mic and the show ends. How about that...

So we had a guest; Mr B's wife. And Tater the potato bug tried to make an appearance but was rudley interupted. Mr. B tried to get to points but the zootness of the podcast just got the best of him. CBD delivery service. Violin guy. Racist nonsense. Worst podcast ever. It fucking sucked, enjoy or never listen again (I wouldn't even be mad)

Its Critter's birthday and we talk about the gifts he got (real fun stuff). Another backyard boogie and getting zooted in Whittier. The Corn Man and his Chevy Astro Van. NBA 2K hats for gamers and what is going on with video games. Fuck the Real Housewives and Brandon having idle hands. Considering if dogs could talk. The newest giftcard scam sweeping the nation. Please tell someone about the show...

We cover the 9th grade and all the things that happened. Credere gets a gift for his birthday month. Collinsworth and Salsa make big appearances, enjoy.

Critter's birthday month has started and our allergies haven't stopped. RIP Bushwick Bill. Pineapple Hill and live music sucks. Avengers: end of an era, Brandon cried, and knocked over an empty shooter. In this week's "Going Through the Grades" we examine: 8th grade. Critter being good at sports and Brandon sporting PacSun gear. Chain wallets, Green Day, Lightning Crashes, limo rides and speeches....