Liquor License

Brandon is distracted for the 1st half making fresh orange juice. One year of marital bliss and the weird "who came up with that" things that go along with the anniversary. Health update: it's all good baby baby, thanks Dr Biggie. The giant isopod and whether or not Ludacris or Nelly would make for a better voice. Marvel films no one saw, weird things on tv, and general media discussion. Slow week...

Pacu fish will eat your balls or your "bar dick". Ancient grain cereal and why/how Brandon falls victim to marketing. ESPN unveils its 74 best basketball sneakers, as we often talk about this let's see what the experts say. More amusing things to watch as we start to reopen America. But what is actually opening and why. New parents are all having male children, much like the increase of male birth...

Glacous Atlanticus, a very odd and interesting creature. Cornering the market on Dr Teals; Credere and Brandon are the SFV reps for this product and can help you find the right mix. Three days three procedures, never a good thing having that much time at doctor's offices during a pandemic. Like a Boss and 90 Day Fiancee fucking stink, yet we have fun talking about them. Atypical season 3 is starti...

Some technical difficulties but we almost perfected our quarantine podcasts. Brandon's quick update and fuck insurance companies. Small takeaways from the first NFL virtual draft. Winners: LSU and the Dolphins. Losers: Commissioner Goodell and the guy who wore a bathrobe on national tv. Jerry Jones and Shakeys. Rabbit Hole week: mostly about dust and the penis snake; yes that's right this week's b...

Mr. B's health update and what he has to have happen before returning to work. Loving your doctor and listening to every suggestion he gives. Jaundice as an adult: no the sun won't help. We then track the films that we have watched and choose only a few to discuss. Credere likes the look and ease of Netflix. Books that are helpful and well written. Some other podcasts to check out (after listening...

Update on Brandon's health and his distended stomach (believe me it's no fun). More doctor visits and prescriptions, finally. We still on quarantine until 5/15 could be even longer. We discuss what each sport could do and if it's even worth it. Then the real fun starts: we've both been home for weeks so of course we watched some things. Mr. Wiggles and Huff N Puff. Yeti crab. Busta Rhymes Dangerou...

First remote podcast. Gouging seniors is just down right wrong. Tiger King, yes we know everyone has seen it. But who doesn't like a good LL review. Doc Antle and his stable. Also we discuss Most shot in or based around film locations. Boston takes the number one spot, for rough and tumble-ish films, as of late. Then we get to that moment wear Brandon almost died, yet he is still here to annoy you...

well we discuss buying a new computer at Costco and the non-chaos that was there. Audio seems to be ok, Credere did have a mask on. Lengthy Coronoavirus talk that devolves into Salsa and Collinsworth. The Pink Fairy Armadillo (not a joke). Helping people out with money, and why we are such great guys.   As always tell a friend. liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Los joins us to wax poetic. The barter system that is now in effect. We discuss the LA shutdown and Brandon being a superhero. Analyzing hip-hop beats and the producers. New NFL CBA and how stupid it is. The glass frog is the weird animal of the week. Stay safe everyone and enjoy a laugh at this time. Tell a friend.   liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Well a lengthy discussion about the current outbreak ensues. Flat Earthers and how stupid they are. Things to watch: Dave, Police Academy, and Hip Hop evolution. Things not to watch: Hobbs and Shaw, Mortal Engines, and Hall Pass. Leafy sea dragon rounds out this episode.

This is a first, we did the podcast from an actual liquor store. The Sunda Colango, look it up. Food delivery services overcharge you. New Balance Fresh Foam part 3. Why don't bums have allergies. Hillary. Threesomes and porn escorts.

Watching Warrior and Crazy Heart, again. Act 2 anxiety yips. How we wrote and what we wrote. Venezuelan poodle moths. Worst teams in every sport. Love it or hate it the underdogs on top.   liquourlicensepodcast@gmail.com depewexile on instagram

Quick editorial note about our Drive talk, then reactions to the Kobe celebration. Zamboni driver gets to play his first NHL game at 43 (gives us hope). Scams galore: FedEx, counterfeit bills, and just worthless people. Subway basically sucks but Brandon still goes there but not for the black forest ham. Fast food minute. New weird animal discussion of the Axolotl. iPhone games vs board games. Wha...

Valentine's Day 2020 was a dandy filled with pea soup and cards. How the corona virus got spread. Movies we watched: Drive (again) and The Other Guys. Having a female trim your sideburns = bad idea. As always tell a friend or a foe and email us at liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com   Sponsors and youtube videos coming soon.

Being an old man and the things you have to deal with. Never ending colds. Should Brandon have children? Oscars 2020 talk. Brandon's weekend trip: Bill Burr, winning money, buying a Pendleton Big Lebowski sweater, and everything in between.

Super Bowl 54 wrap-up, including commercials, halftime and Jimmy G sucking. RIP Kobe. Skrewball peanut butter whiskey is the sponsor and we discuss it. The beer thief at Brandon's job and him going deep cover. More hugs and less slugs, let us know if that should be a LL t-shirt. Enjoy your week.

Extensive discussion of writing and the film industry. Movies we saw. Godzilla might not be that bad nor is the sitcom Married. Super Bowl picks. What we did differently in life and why.

We kinda went all over the place. Baseball sign stealing, Trump, Politics. I mean its a real screamer. Collinsworth did not make his call time. Salsa the iguana wanted to shout out Treeman. Race heavy in a good way.

The end of an era as Brandon starts his third decade with a North Face backpack. Sunglass etiquette: flipped up ones, stuck on the back of your neck, Brandon's lousy Ray-Ban's. First 2 games of NFL divisional round playoffs. Milli Vanilli and C+C Music Factory discussion. Recapping The Irishman.

New Year festivities. Nipsey's book club, join with us. Prices of alcohol and why they have changed. Liquid Death. We've decided all you loyal listeners need is a straight dose of liquor knowledge. Arby's closing and the aftermath. Souplantation is a lousy name. Brandon is obsessed with a guy's New Year's hat. Welcome 2020 and be sure to let a friend enjoy in your experience.   liquorlicensepodcas...

Decade wrap-up, with many distractions. Prisoners may be the best movie of the last 10 years. What we watched, and what we hated watching. 2020 should it be more structured or keep to the format? email us at liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com Bape jackets on these hoes.

We discuss the playoff seedings for under a minute. Lengthy talk about christmas drinks and an ideal setup for your holiday. Metro Sexual Minute is back with talk about razors, subscription services, shaving your bush, and deodorant. Never go to Costco on a weekend especially the weekend before Christmas. Brandon makes his first Costco buys and feels like an adult. Get ready for next week's "Decad...

Water Hassle 2019. Sober update and blood test anxiety, as well as appointment anxiety. Really bad movies were viewed this week including but not limited to: Signs, Congo, and Spirit of Christmas (yes Brandon kept calling it Christmas Ghost). We ranked them by ability to watch on your aunt's sofa during a family outing. Yo Rudolph. Christmas music fucking sucks. A seasonal Menlo Club package arriv...

Brandon's wild and crazy week. The tortures that haunt him. Way we don't sleep and how to fix that. Lengthy weed, I mean flower talk. Followed by a lengthy discussion on gin and old fashioned (I mean it is liquor license. Bum talk pisses off Credere but needed be had. Brandon's anal retentive mind and how he makes lists for everything. More upbeat and yet fun to listen too. Share our podcast with...

Brandon's PSA, a lil Thanksgiving and the day after.  Los attracts a slug while we touch on one of the last weeks of football. Go Back and watch Class Act, don't watch Glass. And most importantly, Do things for yourself to show love to the only life you got.