Liquor License

Final wrap-up of the past few weeks (it's short). A look at NBA Finals action. Watching I,Tonya and Dunkirk. Sneakers on installment plans. Then a long segment about sneakers (sorry). Then a transition to our latest segment: what were you doing at this grade level. This week we investigate 7th grade and beating off. Brandon's exchange student and Credere watching someone pull his pud. It's a real...

Its episode 200! So for this joyous occasion we discuss Mr B's trip to the Dominican Republic for his honeymoon. It involves a ton of liquor talk, food descriptions, and shitting outside (for Treeman). Critter got a box of Gars that he actually wanted the night before. Mr B did some things that you as a "listener" would never think he would do. Have a great week and we will be back next week with...

Well the wedding is over. If you wanna listen to an hour of wedding descriptions then you are lucky. That's basically what we talked about.

Dinosaurs the tv series was cancelled 25 years ago today. Quick breakdown of the NBA and NHL playoffs. Watch The Shop on HBO. Watching Signs and how there is something endearing about it. Klay will stay. From what the fans say we need to do a segment weekly discussing our years in each grade: this week we dissect 6th grade. Intramural football and Brandon's one attempt at stardom, while Credere ac...

Our memorial statements about John Singleton; his films and meeting him. 5th grade breakdown goes a little something like this: Hermie the hamster, Public Enemy, Charlotte Hornets, seeing a shrink, Nickeldeon Studios, Mardi Gras, Dance videos and a whole lot more. Line dancing is weird but respectable. Bible quoting Lyft driver. Destroying Jackie's car for no reason. This is a weird one but hope y...

Want to listen to old episodes check out Lookin Good Radio. A complete shit show, like fo realz. Brandon's beard is disgusting and John Taffer has something to say about it. The 2000s tv series and shows we never watched nor cared for. CPK and Poke is on the list of places to eat. Box store guy is dealing drugs (regardless of what Credere says). Zyrtec minute that lasted 45 minutes. Cake tasting f...

Sebastian the bloody stripper. Rewatching Rampage and Employee of the Month. Watching the Masters at a bar by yourself at 8am, and the cursing first date behind Brandon. Driving sucks "over the hill" actually "over the hill" just sucks, but we're transplants. Fantastic Sam's is a lousy name and we discuss other terrible chain store names. Pizza Hut can fuck itself with its ayppp, and most other ay...

More self indulgence about us and what we are drinking (we only do this for you; the listener). Discussion of awful sports teams logos/jerseys/colors. 90s grunge music and how formulaic it was. Brandon's childhood and his time listening to Rage Against the Machine. One time moshing and called it a wrap. Kind of a weird one but should be enjoyable, if you liked or hated it email us at liquorlicense...

Another quincenara and drunken tales; including a huge welt. Pissing in Cedric's cage while sleepwalking. RIP Nipsey Hustle. The Meg. Lime scooters and their locations. Felling like a zombie. Joker. Location scouting as our EIS (entertainment industry segment). Have a great week and make sure to email us at....     liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Earth hour and what a weird thing to do. 4 year anniversary antics. Cheetos asteroids and why the hell are they so in demand. Opening Day of MLB season with some NCAA talk sprinkled in. Guy from Virginia looks like Sisqo. Deleting texts, not knowing who you are texting, and texting in general. Stores that you prefer and why. Weird gay porn talk. This one really goes off the rails, don't blame us.....

NCAA tourney so far and the way too short shorts. Bullshit insurance at Mr B's job. Throwing out trash electronics. Lengthy Tarantino film discussion. Brandon's haircut and the job that said barber did. Credere saw Captain Marvel. A better soundtrack than the film, and days of having a killer soundtrack.

Roundabout way that Brandon started to like the Seahawks. Trip down memory lane: Depew Boys Club, ex's, and Saints/LSU fandom. The Goobertron video shoot from 2006. Worst reason to call off work; watching Weekend at Bernies. Butterflies be on fleek in SoCal. Patrick was a saint, I ain't segment.

CLos joins us a bit for some weed talk. We have hit 2,000 downloads. Not a weekend off as excepted. Zooted lady at the apartment complex. NHL not testing for weed, then weed talk 2019. Hallmark card theft and creepiest shit we've done. Muscle memory and how to switch it up to keep your mind active.   Episode is brought to you by NeilMed

RIP Paul T aka Ram Man. Cleaning out our closets and our family's houses as kids. Water beds and do they still exist; also how did they function? EIS: Entertainment Industry Segment. Kareem sells his rings. Miss Cleo's day out. If a tree falls question fucking stinks. Best essays we wrote at what age (real interesting stuff). Q-Tips vs paper towels for ear cleaning.    Leave us feedback, reviews,...

Dinner with Pastor Base. The rocky start to a weekend. Watching The Fighter. Oscars 2019 recap, not really. 70s R&B singers and who we rank. (New segment) Industry knowledge with Credere; we discuss what exactly is considered work. Brandon has plenty of useless metaphors and Credere sings.

Meeting with DJ Dickweed. Not teaching ever again for Mr B. TLish baby mama drama. ABC Daycare. Brandon's Lyft subscription. Buncha fights, CLos joins us for a bit. Krumpin! Maybe Brandon did creepy shit as a child, he doesn't know. Venmo: you can see everything for no reason.   Episode is sponsored by Michters American Whiskey

The genesis of Brandon's podcasting and what is to come. Credere realizing what a podcast is and his thoughts. Lengthy and girthy discussion on how talk radio influenced the now defunct LGR. Pizza binge 2019. Living off the land and drinking cherry 7up. Remember Marlboro miles, we do. Jay-Z gives money to 21 Savage, and Brandon's failed Macho Man bit falls flat.

On this stunning episode we discuss Super Bowl 53, the absolute worst game ever to be played and the antics that ensued days prior and during. Bettor X and his million dollar loses. Getting zooted (it is liquor license). We then delve into what should've been an actual segment months ago: People that Annoy Brandon; this week's contestants are People that narrate their life and People that wear spo...

Valentine's music is it a thing or just lousy love songs. 94.7 The Wave. In an action packed weekend Brandon shares these gems: lunch with Treeman, physical therapy, meeting Jay Mohr and Rapaport, many dinners out, and finally having a day off. Wedding planning segment is brought to you by Men's Wearhouse. Old white men love Corvettes.

It's MLK day and we decide to delve into some ideologies that could be questioned. We discuss 2 great championship NFL games and give our picks on the Super Bowl (yes if you heard the intro Brandon picked these teams in early September). Enes Kanter is a terrorist? People who are overly nice in early hours. Fraternal brotherhood and why people actually sign up for these clubs. The courtyard squirr...

Clemson wins another national championship and their coach is a little heavy handed with the God talk. Your fingernails are actually hair. Brandon's beard saga of 2019 (it's only 30 minutes long). Save the date photos and anxiety. Just for men. Gold $1 coins and "keeping the change". Cop shooting at UC Davis. Scrooge McDuck on these hoes.

Brandon's tour of Seahawks bars while they lose in the playoffs. CBone's birthday bash and the antics that ensued. New Year's Eve and the lost week in between holidays. Roma and The Departed review (again). Slang words for defecating. Armpit hair and how you should take care of it. Was Brandon's dog doped up when he got here? That disgusting sipping/tongue moving noise people (Bob) and dogs make....

A quick recap of our Chritsmases because everyone of you Alcoholics care...NOT. For no reason we discuss Mr. Austin and Brandon's early basketball career (it stunk). We then detail the best music, movies, sports, cultural events and moments of 2018. Brandon found his glasses, what a way to start 2019. This is the year of Liquor License, we taking over like DJ Khaled.

Past memories of presents and jolly ole times. Five worst? most over played Christmas song segment. Hot Wheels donation has Mr B emotional (as always). Gift exchange between the LL crew. Fuck the New Jersey racist wresting ref (say that 3 times fast). Who is Travis Scott and who is dating one of the Jenner's. It's that time to enjoy yourself and share this episode with a loved one, Merry Christmas...

Being ashy and why you should spend more time on yourself; per Critter. Fucking Carls jr ruined Mr B's day and Chandler Blvd has 2 burgers sitting there now. Thrill seekers are assholes. Trips to space and to visit the Titanic. Really went all over the place, as always. Enjoy this one pimps.