Liquor License

Happy Labor Day workers. Saturday boogie and the aftermath. Menlo Club's last stand. Meeting Bill Withers without knowing it was him. Hard Knocks and what a penis John Gruden is, man. The 2019 NFL preview (don't worry Treeman it's short). Celebs that have "Dick Face", we patented it. Lobo and woolen ski cap lyft driver. Lady needs batteries for her vibrator. Hypno jerk and waking up weird. Too man...

RIP Andrew Luck's career. Short sports talk including our draft that cuts us off midway. So you lucky people have a 2 parter. Sneaker value and which shoes you should keep on "ice". EIS: The Doors, Tag, and Jerrod Carmichael. Places Brandon went to as a child and he realizes that he had a great childhood. We ponder Hailey's comet, will we be alive, who cares, and what exactly is it. Going Through...

Sports talk about Antonio Brown, name abbreviations, Thee Ohio State trademark, and fantasy foot ball (it's quick Treeman). Zooted Thursday at the Foxfire. Buffalo Wild Wings service sucks and we examine the worst customer service in LA. This week's EIS: bad movies, like really bad movies. Everyday should be a weekend, believe me. Brandon's Brea trip.

CBD cotton mouth starts this barn burner off. Los drops by again and is starting to get more vocal. Plus he got Brandon 4 killer t shirts. Knott's Berry Farms wrap-up. Attractions and people who clap at random parts of shows and movies. Zippos mean that you really are committing to smoking. The Boys on Amazon is pretty damn good. This week in Lyft rides; asian LGBTQ and Glen the cursing Boston guy...

Brandon apologizes for the last episode. Another mass shooting. CLos birthday and him cutting people off while talking. A lengthy Once Upon a Time in Hollywood review. Lyft ride segment: art frames. Beeth-oven, not turning off the app, and were you drinking guy. Bill and Ted 3, why? Lawyer swap possibly. Putting the wrong thing on your toothbrush.

CLos joins us again as a guest (in the background). Short review of films and television: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Chef show, Free Solo, and Credere's Entertainment Industry Segment. Tarantino discussion (again). Black and Mild thief. Tobacco and whiskey candle. Dr. Vein sucks and is a penis. Is Brandon too thin, we never find out. Racial divides and why the exist.    Please let us know what...

Buncha guests stop by for Brandon's birthday. Seeing Dumb and Dumber on its 25th anniversary. We landed on the moon. Pool party and the shenanigans, zooted Los. Taco Bell hotel and resort is now open. Entertainment Industry Segment: Credere's Utah trip, the movie Beats, and Outback steakhouse has a lousy new slogan. Justin Timberlake is a great entertainer. Reptile minute: giant salamander and met...

Mr Bs record player and the albums he bought. Paying $900 for Miss Cleo, nope. 100% off coupon for realz. Shots in the head and hair loss. Short sports talk. Going through the grades: 11th grade. Critter has a child, Mr B went to the National Boy Scout camp, and everything else

Earthquakes hit like a mafucka, but we aint never scared. Talking about the Motley Crue movie and why you should watch it. NBA and NFL talk, briefly. Having an old man bladder. Going Through the Grades: 10th grade. Mr B gets a little weird talking about his werid experiences. Beating off through a window and rollerbalding are all covered. Then someone farts on mic and the show ends. How about that...

So we had a guest; Mr B's wife. And Tater the potato bug tried to make an appearance but was rudley interupted. Mr. B tried to get to points but the zootness of the podcast just got the best of him. CBD delivery service. Violin guy. Racist nonsense. Worst podcast ever. It fucking sucked, enjoy or never listen again (I wouldn't even be mad)

Its Critter's birthday and we talk about the gifts he got (real fun stuff). Another backyard boogie and getting zooted in Whittier. The Corn Man and his Chevy Astro Van. NBA 2K hats for gamers and what is going on with video games. Fuck the Real Housewives and Brandon having idle hands. Considering if dogs could talk. The newest giftcard scam sweeping the nation. Please tell someone about the show...

We cover the 9th grade and all the things that happened. Credere gets a gift for his birthday month. Collinsworth and Salsa make big appearances, enjoy.

Critter's birthday month has started and our allergies haven't stopped. RIP Bushwick Bill. Pineapple Hill and live music sucks. Avengers: end of an era, Brandon cried, and knocked over an empty shooter. In this week's "Going Through the Grades" we examine: 8th grade. Critter being good at sports and Brandon sporting PacSun gear. Chain wallets, Green Day, Lightning Crashes, limo rides and speeches....

Final wrap-up of the past few weeks (it's short). A look at NBA Finals action. Watching I,Tonya and Dunkirk. Sneakers on installment plans. Then a long segment about sneakers (sorry). Then a transition to our latest segment: what were you doing at this grade level. This week we investigate 7th grade and beating off. Brandon's exchange student and Credere watching someone pull his pud. It's a real...

Its episode 200! So for this joyous occasion we discuss Mr B's trip to the Dominican Republic for his honeymoon. It involves a ton of liquor talk, food descriptions, and shitting outside (for Treeman). Critter got a box of Gars that he actually wanted the night before. Mr B did some things that you as a "listener" would never think he would do. Have a great week and we will be back next week with...

Well the wedding is over. If you wanna listen to an hour of wedding descriptions then you are lucky. That's basically what we talked about.

Dinosaurs the tv series was cancelled 25 years ago today. Quick breakdown of the NBA and NHL playoffs. Watch The Shop on HBO. Watching Signs and how there is something endearing about it. Klay will stay. From what the fans say we need to do a segment weekly discussing our years in each grade: this week we dissect 6th grade. Intramural football and Brandon's one attempt at stardom, while Credere ac...

Our memorial statements about John Singleton; his films and meeting him. 5th grade breakdown goes a little something like this: Hermie the hamster, Public Enemy, Charlotte Hornets, seeing a shrink, Nickeldeon Studios, Mardi Gras, Dance videos and a whole lot more. Line dancing is weird but respectable. Bible quoting Lyft driver. Destroying Jackie's car for no reason. This is a weird one but hope y...

Want to listen to old episodes check out Lookin Good Radio. A complete shit show, like fo realz. Brandon's beard is disgusting and John Taffer has something to say about it. The 2000s tv series and shows we never watched nor cared for. CPK and Poke is on the list of places to eat. Box store guy is dealing drugs (regardless of what Credere says). Zyrtec minute that lasted 45 minutes. Cake tasting f...

Sebastian the bloody stripper. Rewatching Rampage and Employee of the Month. Watching the Masters at a bar by yourself at 8am, and the cursing first date behind Brandon. Driving sucks "over the hill" actually "over the hill" just sucks, but we're transplants. Fantastic Sam's is a lousy name and we discuss other terrible chain store names. Pizza Hut can fuck itself with its ayppp, and most other ay...

More self indulgence about us and what we are drinking (we only do this for you; the listener). Discussion of awful sports teams logos/jerseys/colors. 90s grunge music and how formulaic it was. Brandon's childhood and his time listening to Rage Against the Machine. One time moshing and called it a wrap. Kind of a weird one but should be enjoyable, if you liked or hated it email us at liquorlicense...

Another quincenara and drunken tales; including a huge welt. Pissing in Cedric's cage while sleepwalking. RIP Nipsey Hustle. The Meg. Lime scooters and their locations. Felling like a zombie. Joker. Location scouting as our EIS (entertainment industry segment). Have a great week and make sure to email us at....     liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com

Earth hour and what a weird thing to do. 4 year anniversary antics. Cheetos asteroids and why the hell are they so in demand. Opening Day of MLB season with some NCAA talk sprinkled in. Guy from Virginia looks like Sisqo. Deleting texts, not knowing who you are texting, and texting in general. Stores that you prefer and why. Weird gay porn talk. This one really goes off the rails, don't blame us.....

NCAA tourney so far and the way too short shorts. Bullshit insurance at Mr B's job. Throwing out trash electronics. Lengthy Tarantino film discussion. Brandon's haircut and the job that said barber did. Credere saw Captain Marvel. A better soundtrack than the film, and days of having a killer soundtrack.

Roundabout way that Brandon started to like the Seahawks. Trip down memory lane: Depew Boys Club, ex's, and Saints/LSU fandom. The Goobertron video shoot from 2006. Worst reason to call off work; watching Weekend at Bernies. Butterflies be on fleek in SoCal. Patrick was a saint, I ain't segment.