Dave White / Alonso Duralde

Linoleum Knife

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Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.

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Dave White / Alonso Duralde

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"American Reunion," "Titanic 3D," "Damsels in Distress," "Keyhole" 08.04.2012 1:15:06

Special guests Grae Drake and Drew Droege join Alonso and Dave on Easter to discuss new movies; this is probably the only podcast you'll hear this week to reference "The Apple," Jodorowsky, "Taradise," Céilne Dion, Guy Maddin, Béla Tarr and "Josie and the Pussycats." P.S. The audio levels are all over the place. Sorry.

"Wrath of the Titans," "Mirror Mirror," "Goon," "Bully" 01.04.2012 48:27

Alonso and guest host Matt Atchity of Rotten Tomatoes (aka "Fat Beardo 1" & "Fat Beardo 2" to some What the Flick?! viewers) talk about the death of regional film criticism (in print, anyway) and the ongoing problems with the MPAA ratings system when not actually discussing this week's new movies. Follow Matt @MAtchity on Twitter.

"The Hunger Games," "The Raid: Redemption," "The Deep Blue Sea," Revisiting "The Clock" 26.03.2012 1:21:34

Dave's shocking revelations about his childhood flirtation with showtunes shock Alonso, and they eventually talk about the week's new movies after a long digression involving Christian Marclay's 24-hour film "The Clock."

"21 Jump Street," "Jeff, Who Lives at Home," "Casa de Mi Padre," "The Kid with a Bike," "Natural Selection" 19.03.2012 1:20:19

Dave's excited over his new headphones, while Alonso goes down a rabbit-hole of TV nostalgia. All this, plus brioche, Hokeys and cinemaniacs.

"John Carter," "Friends with Kids," "A Thousand Words," "This is Not a Film," "Silent House," "Footnote," "Playback," "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen" 11.03.2012 1:20:59

So many movies this week, but Dave and Alonso still find time to talk about Doomsday Preppers, the Adam Scott/Hellraiser connection, and the eternal mystery that is Loretta aka Chiffon.

"The Lorax," "Project X," "Being Flynn," "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie," "The Snowtown Murders," "The Lorax" 04.03.2012 1:08:19

Dave and Alonso endure the longest opening theme song ever, debate the relative merits of 1982 vs. 1984 summer movies, and disagree over the meaning of the word "free-wheeling."

"Act of Valor," "Tyler Perry's Good Deeds," "Wanderlust," "Gone," 84th Annual Academy Awards 28.02.2012 58:30

Dave and Alonso want everyone to start behaving themselves in movie theaters, even though that seems to be a totally lost cause. They also have plenty to say about the forward momentum of Tyler Perry as a director and are much less interested in rehashing this year's Oscar show.

"Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance," "This Means War," "The Secret World of Arrietty," "Michael," "Bullhead" 19.02.2012 46:09

Dave and Alonso are kind of bummed this week, because if you can't trust Nicolas Cage and the guys behind "Crank" to make an interesting movie about a flaming skeleton who rides a motorcycle, what's the point?

"The Vow," "Safe House," "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island," "Chico & Rita" 12.02.2012 1:01:22

Dave and Alonso get side-tracked from this week movies and discuss Glitter and Sissy Spacek and Whitney Houston and Mary Kay Place and then somehow Glitter again. But they also review ths week's new movies. Except for Star Wars Episode I in 3-D, because seriously who cares.

"Chronicle," "The Woman in Black," "Big Miracle," "The Innkeepers," "Kill List," "W.E." 05.02.2012 50:52

TV star and sassy lady Christy Lemire joins Alonso for mimosas and Madonna, and discussions of haunted-house movies and 1980s sex romps. Follow her on Twitter: @christylemire

"The Grey," "One for the Money," "Man on a Ledge," "Declaration of War" 29.01.2012 47:31

Dave and Alonso are sort of perplexed by the careers of Katherine Heigl and Sam Worthington. Liam Neeson, on the other hand, totally gets a pass, as do movies full of references to the French New Wave.

"Underworld Awakening," "Red Tails," "Haywire," "Crazy Horse," Sundance 2012 25.01.2012 56:52

Alonso's back from Park City, so this slightly tardy episode features his favorite films from the Sundance Film Festival, along with Dave's pick of good and bad action movies with female leads, and a documentary that's almost entirely about breasteses.

Linoleum Knife 01/15/12: "Contraband," "Joyful Noise," "The Divide," "Pina" 15.01.2012 48:56

Dave and Alonso are rendered almost speechless by the cruddiness of most of this week's movies, all the better to leave time to talk about lady doctors, Swinging London, and the intricacies of the "Petticoat Junction" theme song.

Linoleum Knife 01/08/12: The Cars That Go Boom 09.01.2012 1:17:09

Dave and Alonso took a few weeks off, what with the holidays and their cars getting blown up by the LA Arsonist. So now they return with quick reviews of about a dozen movies plus tales of true crime.

Linoleum Knife 12/18/11: "Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol," "Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows," "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked," "Carnage" 18.12.2011 1:12:11

It's Dave and Alonso's 50th episode, and the president has initiated ghost protocol. So they've got lots to say about Agnes Moorehead, Joan Didion, a certain church with a lot of L.A. real estate, macarons and the banning of the word "bromance." Happy Holidays!

Linoleum Knife 12/11/11: "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy," "Young Adult," "New Year's Eve," "The Sitter," "We Need to Talk About Kevin," "W.E." 12.12.2011 1:14:25

Dave White and guest co-host Grae Drake of the Popcorn Mafia discuss what Dave does while Alonso is away, what they assume happens on a TCM cruise, and what the week's releases have in store for the holiday masses.

Linoleum Knife 12/04/11: "Shame," "Outrage," "Coriolanus," "The Lady" 04.12.2011 53:25

Dave and Alonso review the week's small movies that are the week's big movies, but they also cover pressing topics like hot-water bottles, Japanese pronunciation, and nostalgia for Steak & Ale.

Linoleum Knife 11/27/11: "The Muppets," "Hugo," "Arthur Christmas," "The Artist," "My Week with Marilyn," "A Dangerous Method," "Rampart" 28.11.2011 1:18:16

Seven new movies this week, but Dave and Alonso still find time to come up with career suggestions for Martin Scorsese (involving an army of child film-preservation enthusiasts) and Jason Segel. They might mention Alonso's Christmas book a time or two as well. http://amzn.to/b444F8

Linoleum Knife 11/20/11: "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1," "The Descendants," "Happy Feet Two" 21.11.2011 1:17:55

Special guest Manny Lozano of Very Aware joins Dave and Alonso to talk about what women read, French action movies, and the sad state of Ventura County art-house cinemas. And he brought muffins!

Linoleum Knife 11/13/11: "J. Edgar," "Melancholia," "Jack and Jill" 13.11.2011 43:41

Guest co-host James Rocchi and Alonso judge Clint Eastwood's latest on the gay-gay-gay scale and wonder whether or not Adam Sandler can be considered a mob kingpin.

Linoleum Knife 11/06/11: "Tower Heist," "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas" 07.11.2011 59:42

Dave lays down his rules about listening to Christmas music and digs up an embarrassing article from the past, while Alonso wonders why Brett Ratner's new caper movie couldn't be as fun as, say, HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH CO$T OF LIVING. Can you even believe that this show is a year old?

Linoleum Knife 10/30/11: "Puss in Boots," "In Time," "Like Crazy," "Anonymous," "The Rum Diary" 31.10.2011 59:45

Dave is cranky -- and only partially because he watched A Serbian Film -- but he still does his Ernest Borgnine impersonation. Alonso tries to cheer him up with discussion of Christmas and Charlize Theron.

Linoleum Knife 10/23/11: "Paranormal Activity 3," "The Three Musketeers," "Margin Call," "Martha Marcy May Marlene" 23.10.2011 1:20:22

Dave and Alonso disagree about how scary surveillance-footage horror movies can be, but they're both fascinated to learn new things about the private lives of hyphenate Milla Jovovich and one-hit wonder Meryn Cadell.

Linoleum Knife 10/16/11: "Footloose," "The Big Year," "The Thing," "The Skin I Live In," "Trespass," "Texas Killing Fields," "Fireflies in the Garden" 16.10.2011 1:10:57

Dave and Alonso discuss scary movies and butter burgers, and they disagree about contests, a new comedy, and how enthusiastic Alonso got at a press screening this week.

Linoleum Knife 10/09/11: "Real Steel," "The Ides of March," "Dirty Girl," "The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)," "Toast," "Courageous" 09.10.2011 1:03:10

Dave and Alonso somehow segue from the food-porn of TOAST to the stomach-turning new HUMAN CENTIPEDE movie. Also: Why the current crop of Christian movies are like the gay films of the mid-to-late 1990s.