Dave White / Alonso Duralde

Linoleum Knife

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Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.

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Dave White / Alonso Duralde

Episodes

"Paranormal Activity 4," "Alex Cross," "The Sessions," "Holy Motors" 21.10.2012 1:28:34

Dave and Alonso go deep in attempting to figure out What's Eating Tyler Perry while also plumbing the Haunted-McMansion subtext of the Paranormal Activity movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us at Stitcher Radio, please don't talk about me when I'm gone.

"Argo," "Sinister," "Here Comes the Boom," "Atlas Shrugged: Part II," "Taken 2," "Frankenweenie," "The Paperboy," "V/H/S/," "Butter" 14.10.2012 1:21:49

After a week off Dave and Alonso have lots of ground to cover, including Objectivism on a budget and thoughts on Ben Affleck's future as a filmmaker. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream on Stitcher Radio, drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, pass the peas.

"Looper," "Hotel Transylvania," "Pitch Perfect," "Won't Back Down" 30.09.2012 1:22:35

Dave and Alonso get into a bit of a rhubarb about the latest from Rian Johnson, but they are in agreement about teachers' unions and Cinerama and THE WIZ. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue.com, climb ev'ry mountain.

"End of Watch," "House at the End of the Street," "Trouble with the Curve," "Dredd 3D," "The Perks of Being a Wallflower," "How to Survive a Plague" 23.09.2012 1:18:12

Dave and Alonso discuss white ninjas, tea additives and low-budget superheroes, as well as six new movies. Also, they impersonate Dream Academy and This Mortal Coil. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe and (rave) review at iTunes. clap-a yo' hands, slap-a yo' thighs, hallelujah, hallelujah.

"The Master," "Resident Evil: Retribution," "Finding Nemo 3D," "Liberal Arts," "10 Years," "Blue Collar Boys" 16.09.2012 1:00:50

Dave and Alonso are joined by special guest Marc Edward Huyck (@the_hoyk) to discuss a bunch of movies, most of which are in limited release, some of them so limited that we didn't feel like driving 100 miles to see them. (We're looking at you, latest Nicolas Cage vehicle.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, review us at iTunes, walk it like you talk it or you'll lose that beat.

"The Words," "The Cold Light of Day," "Bachelorette," "Hello I Must Be Going," "Keep the Lights On" 09.09.2012 1:03:58

On the slowest box office weekend of the year, Dave and Alonso discuss celebrity divorce, the thrill of other people's arguments in public, and a bunch of listener Top 10 lists. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe at iTunes, check in on GetGlue.com, stream at Stitcher Radio, put your left foot in and shake it all about.

"The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure," "The Possession," "The Apparition," "Lawless," "Robot & Frank," "For a Good Time, Call..." 02.09.2012 1:21:13

Dave and Alonso talk about the passing of Dave's mom, rant and rave about moviegoing experiences and do their best to make heads or tails of that "Oogieloves" movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, review us on iTunes, yo DJ pump this party.

"The Expendables 2," "Sparkle," "ParaNorman," "Cosmopolis," "Beloved" 19.08.2012 1:23:07

Anti-bullying deodorant, metaphorical automobiles, the truth about gospel choirs, and more! Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, subscribe at iTunes, stream us on Stitcher, take the elevator to the mezzanine.

"The Bourne Legacy," "The Campaign," Obits, Listener Mail 12.08.2012 1:11:56

Dave and Alonso cover the week's two big movies, yes, but they also remember several folks who passed on this week. Our hosts also make a concerted effort to dig through the backlog of mail from listeners. Add to that backlog at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, like us on Facebook, follow @linoleumcast on Twitter, check in at GetGlue, stand up for your love rights.

"Total Recall," "Hope Springs," "Celeste and Jesse Forever," "360," "The Babymakers" 05.08.2012 50:51

Guest co-host Alynda Wheat of PEOPLE magazine thinks Dave bailed this week because most of the movies were so awful. Alonso keeps pouring the mimosas so she'll stay. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, like us on Facebook, check in on GetGlue.com, stream us on Stitcher, don't stop believin'.

"The Watch," "Step Up Revolution," "Ruby Sparks," "Killer Joe," "Alps" 29.07.2012 1:36:34

Dave takes a trip to the ER, Alonso battles a summer cold, and they still manage to record their longest episode to date. Follow them @linoleumcast and check in on GetGlue.com and like it on Facebook and smile though your heart is aching.

"The Dark Knight Rises," "The Queen of Versailles," "The Well-Digger's Daughter" 22.07.2012 56:11

Dave and Alonso discuss the big summer movie that everyone is seeing and talking about. Plus a few others. Follow us @linoleumcast, like us on Facebook, check in on GetGlue.com, be yourself tonight.

"Ice Age: Continental Drift," "Beasts of the Southern Wild," "Red Lights," "Trishna," RIP Ernest Borgnine 16.07.2012 1:08:13

Dave interrupts the show to call his mom, Alonso takes time out of Outfest to respond to some questionable internet reportage, and they both think a new movie is so terrible that you should probably see it right away. Follow us @linoleumcast, write us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, like us on Facebook, subscribe at iTunes, and such as.

"Savages," "Katy Perry: Part of Me," "Take This Waltz" 08.07.2012 1:15:30

Dave and Alonso say "Make mine music!" OK, they don't, but they do discuss ape raves, movie soundtracks, candy-colored pop princesses and a movie named for a Leonard Cohen song. Follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, like us on Facebook, drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, check in at GetGlue.com, subscribe on iTunes, listen on Stitcher Radio, call your mother.

"The Amazing Spider-Man," "Ted," "Magic Mike," "Madea's Witness Protection," "People Like Us" 01.07.2012 1:12:24

Look, Dave and Alonso have lesbians to meet for breakfast, and Dave is the president of the Super-Important Film Critics Club, so they meander a little less than usual this week. But only a little. "Like" our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, check into the show at GetGlue.com, subscribe on iTunes, listen on Stitcher Radio, write us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, try to floss at le...

"Brave," "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter," "Seeking a Friend for the End of the World," "To Rome with Love," "The Invisible War" 24.06.2012 1:21:04

Dave and Alonso build a bridge between Suicidal Tendencies and Stephen Sondheim, discuss a disturbing children's movie that features a make-out between a man and a seal, and one of them cops to a moment of diva worship that happened at a TV taping this week. Follow us @linoleumcast

"Rock of Ages," "That's My Boy," "Your Sister's Sister," "Safety Not Guaranteed" 17.06.2012 1:14:19

Dave and Alonso discuss blackface Judy Garland, vegan pancakes, unintelligible songs from gay Danish movies, crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing, all wrapped in a tasty flour tortilla. Also, discussion of whether or not Dave is an idiot for liking the atrocious new Adam Sandler movie, listener Top Ten lists and another chapter of "Play-Mate of the Apes."

"Prometheus," "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted," "Bel Ami" 11.06.2012 1:19:41

Dave and Alonso are back, with Broadway adventures, baked goods (no eating during the show, we promise) and arguments about music. And Dave begins an ongoing series in which he relates the plot of the softcore "Play-Mate of the Apes." In a clean-podcast kind of way.

"Snow White and the Huntsman," "Piranha 3DD," "Battlefield America" 03.06.2012 1:08:50

Chris Gore of ATTACK OF THE SHOW and PODCRASH WITH THAT CHRIS GORE sits in for Dave this week, and he and Alonso discuss random usage of British accents, a quick history of indie cinema and what WEST SIDE STORY and STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE have in common besides Robert Wise. Follow Chris @thatchrisgore and at chrisgore.com

"Rockula," "The Trial of Joan of Arc," "The Legend of Billie Jean," "Men in Black 3," "Moonrise Kingdom," "Intouchables," "Chernobyl Diaries" 27.05.2012 1:19:56

Alonso Duralde's out of town and Dave White's forced to turn to William Bibbiani of CraveOnline and The B-Movies Podcast for co-hosting assistance. Dave finally closes out his Robert Bresson pilgrimage, Bibbs discovers the power of Helen Slater's tiny tank top, and Men in Black 3 proves divisive. Sure, it's mediocre... but is it mediocre enough? They also gush about Wes Anderson's latest and ponde...

"Battleship," "The Dictator," "What to Expect When You're Expecting," "Elena," "The Devil, Probably" 20.05.2012 1:12:41

Dave is still on his Bresson kick, Alonso shares another John Hughes memory, and both of them find BATTLESHIP to be entertaining if still a piece of crap. Like us on Facebook, check into the show at GetGlue.com, follow us at Twitter @linoleumcast and drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com

"Dark Shadows," "Bernie," "God Bless America," "Girl in Progress," "Where Do We Go Now?" 14.05.2012 1:14:48

This week, Dave is very fancy while Alonso sees vintage rollerblading movies. But they both love it when Richard Linklater stays in Texas and think Bobcat Goldthwait is aiming at the wrong targets. Oh, and get it together, Tim Burton.

"The Avengers," "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel," "A Little Bit of Heaven," "The Five-Year Engagement," "The Pirates! Band of Misfits," "The Raven," USA Film Festival recap 07.05.2012 1:26:31

Dave and Alonso are joined by Alonso's college pal (and comics enabler) film critic Curt Holman @curt_holman to talk about Joss Whedon's super-team hit. Find out Alonso and Dave's funeral wishes, which one of them is a Nigella Lawson fanboy, and why The Avengers are like #Occupy

"Think Like a Man," "The Lucky One," "Chimpanzee," "Darling Companion," "Detention" 23.04.2012 1:14:47

Alonso analyzes the mechanics of getting "the nod" from hip indie record-store clerks, while Dave laments the passing of Sara Lee cheesecake bites and NBC's "Providence" (in tandem) before praising TORQUE again.

"The Three Stooges," "The Cabin in the Woods," "Lockout," "Family Nest" 15.04.2012 1:07:40

Dave and Alonso disagree about the Three Stooges (but not about the new movie of the same name) and try to figure out just what a "fanboy movie" is and why the general public seems not to like them. And Alonso sees his first Béla Tarr movie. Like us on Facebook, follow our show on Twitter @linoleumcast