Dave White / Alonso Duralde

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Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.

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Dave White / Alonso Duralde

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"Ice Age: Continental Drift," "Beasts of the Southern Wild," "Red Lights," "Trishna," RIP Ernest Borgnine 16.07.2012 1:08:13

Dave interrupts the show to call his mom, Alonso takes time out of Outfest to respond to some questionable internet reportage, and they both think a new movie is so terrible that you should probably see it right away. Follow us @linoleumcast, write us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, like us on Facebook, subscribe at iTunes, and such as.

"Savages," "Katy Perry: Part of Me," "Take This Waltz" 08.07.2012 1:15:30

Dave and Alonso say "Make mine music!" OK, they don't, but they do discuss ape raves, movie soundtracks, candy-colored pop princesses and a movie named for a Leonard Cohen song. Follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, like us on Facebook, drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, check in at GetGlue.com, subscribe on iTunes, listen on Stitcher Radio, call your mother.

"The Amazing Spider-Man," "Ted," "Magic Mike," "Madea's Witness Protection," "People Like Us" 01.07.2012 1:12:24

Look, Dave and Alonso have lesbians to meet for breakfast, and Dave is the president of the Super-Important Film Critics Club, so they meander a little less than usual this week. But only a little. "Like" our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, check into the show at GetGlue.com, subscribe on iTunes, listen on Stitcher Radio, write us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, try to floss at le...

"Brave," "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter," "Seeking a Friend for the End of the World," "To Rome with Love," "The Invisible War" 24.06.2012 1:21:04

Dave and Alonso build a bridge between Suicidal Tendencies and Stephen Sondheim, discuss a disturbing children's movie that features a make-out between a man and a seal, and one of them cops to a moment of diva worship that happened at a TV taping this week. Follow us @linoleumcast

"Rock of Ages," "That's My Boy," "Your Sister's Sister," "Safety Not Guaranteed" 17.06.2012 1:14:19

Dave and Alonso discuss blackface Judy Garland, vegan pancakes, unintelligible songs from gay Danish movies, crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing, all wrapped in a tasty flour tortilla. Also, discussion of whether or not Dave is an idiot for liking the atrocious new Adam Sandler movie, listener Top Ten lists and another chapter of "Play-Mate of the Apes."

"Prometheus," "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted," "Bel Ami" 11.06.2012 1:19:41

Dave and Alonso are back, with Broadway adventures, baked goods (no eating during the show, we promise) and arguments about music. And Dave begins an ongoing series in which he relates the plot of the softcore "Play-Mate of the Apes." In a clean-podcast kind of way.

"Snow White and the Huntsman," "Piranha 3DD," "Battlefield America" 03.06.2012 1:08:50

Chris Gore of ATTACK OF THE SHOW and PODCRASH WITH THAT CHRIS GORE sits in for Dave this week, and he and Alonso discuss random usage of British accents, a quick history of indie cinema and what WEST SIDE STORY and STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE have in common besides Robert Wise. Follow Chris @thatchrisgore and at chrisgore.com

"Rockula," "The Trial of Joan of Arc," "The Legend of Billie Jean," "Men in Black 3," "Moonrise Kingdom," "Intouchables," "Chernobyl Diaries" 27.05.2012 1:19:56

Alonso Duralde's out of town and Dave White's forced to turn to William Bibbiani of CraveOnline and The B-Movies Podcast for co-hosting assistance. Dave finally closes out his Robert Bresson pilgrimage, Bibbs discovers the power of Helen Slater's tiny tank top, and Men in Black 3 proves divisive. Sure, it's mediocre... but is it mediocre enough? They also gush about Wes Anderson's latest and ponde...

"Battleship," "The Dictator," "What to Expect When You're Expecting," "Elena," "The Devil, Probably" 20.05.2012 1:12:41

Dave is still on his Bresson kick, Alonso shares another John Hughes memory, and both of them find BATTLESHIP to be entertaining if still a piece of crap. Like us on Facebook, check into the show at GetGlue.com, follow us at Twitter @linoleumcast and drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com

"Dark Shadows," "Bernie," "God Bless America," "Girl in Progress," "Where Do We Go Now?" 14.05.2012 1:14:48

This week, Dave is very fancy while Alonso sees vintage rollerblading movies. But they both love it when Richard Linklater stays in Texas and think Bobcat Goldthwait is aiming at the wrong targets. Oh, and get it together, Tim Burton.

"The Avengers," "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel," "A Little Bit of Heaven," "The Five-Year Engagement," "The Pirates! Band of Misfits," "The Raven," USA Film Festival recap 07.05.2012 1:26:31

Dave and Alonso are joined by Alonso's college pal (and comics enabler) film critic Curt Holman @curt_holman to talk about Joss Whedon's super-team hit. Find out Alonso and Dave's funeral wishes, which one of them is a Nigella Lawson fanboy, and why The Avengers are like #Occupy

"Think Like a Man," "The Lucky One," "Chimpanzee," "Darling Companion," "Detention" 23.04.2012 1:14:47

Alonso analyzes the mechanics of getting "the nod" from hip indie record-store clerks, while Dave laments the passing of Sara Lee cheesecake bites and NBC's "Providence" (in tandem) before praising TORQUE again.

"The Three Stooges," "The Cabin in the Woods," "Lockout," "Family Nest" 15.04.2012 1:07:40

Dave and Alonso disagree about the Three Stooges (but not about the new movie of the same name) and try to figure out just what a "fanboy movie" is and why the general public seems not to like them. And Alonso sees his first Béla Tarr movie. Like us on Facebook, follow our show on Twitter @linoleumcast

"American Reunion," "Titanic 3D," "Damsels in Distress," "Keyhole" 08.04.2012 1:15:06

Special guests Grae Drake and Drew Droege join Alonso and Dave on Easter to discuss new movies; this is probably the only podcast you'll hear this week to reference "The Apple," Jodorowsky, "Taradise," Céilne Dion, Guy Maddin, Béla Tarr and "Josie and the Pussycats." P.S. The audio levels are all over the place. Sorry.

"Wrath of the Titans," "Mirror Mirror," "Goon," "Bully" 01.04.2012 48:27

Alonso and guest host Matt Atchity of Rotten Tomatoes (aka "Fat Beardo 1" & "Fat Beardo 2" to some What the Flick?! viewers) talk about the death of regional film criticism (in print, anyway) and the ongoing problems with the MPAA ratings system when not actually discussing this week's new movies. Follow Matt @MAtchity on Twitter.

"The Hunger Games," "The Raid: Redemption," "The Deep Blue Sea," Revisiting "The Clock" 26.03.2012 1:21:34

Dave's shocking revelations about his childhood flirtation with showtunes shock Alonso, and they eventually talk about the week's new movies after a long digression involving Christian Marclay's 24-hour film "The Clock."

"21 Jump Street," "Jeff, Who Lives at Home," "Casa de Mi Padre," "The Kid with a Bike," "Natural Selection" 19.03.2012 1:20:19

Dave's excited over his new headphones, while Alonso goes down a rabbit-hole of TV nostalgia. All this, plus brioche, Hokeys and cinemaniacs.

"John Carter," "Friends with Kids," "A Thousand Words," "This is Not a Film," "Silent House," "Footnote," "Playback," "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen" 11.03.2012 1:20:59

So many movies this week, but Dave and Alonso still find time to talk about Doomsday Preppers, the Adam Scott/Hellraiser connection, and the eternal mystery that is Loretta aka Chiffon.

"The Lorax," "Project X," "Being Flynn," "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie," "The Snowtown Murders," "The Lorax" 04.03.2012 1:08:19

Dave and Alonso endure the longest opening theme song ever, debate the relative merits of 1982 vs. 1984 summer movies, and disagree over the meaning of the word "free-wheeling."

"Act of Valor," "Tyler Perry's Good Deeds," "Wanderlust," "Gone," 84th Annual Academy Awards 28.02.2012 58:30

Dave and Alonso want everyone to start behaving themselves in movie theaters, even though that seems to be a totally lost cause. They also have plenty to say about the forward momentum of Tyler Perry as a director and are much less interested in rehashing this year's Oscar show.

"Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance," "This Means War," "The Secret World of Arrietty," "Michael," "Bullhead" 19.02.2012 46:09

Dave and Alonso are kind of bummed this week, because if you can't trust Nicolas Cage and the guys behind "Crank" to make an interesting movie about a flaming skeleton who rides a motorcycle, what's the point?

"The Vow," "Safe House," "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island," "Chico & Rita" 12.02.2012 1:01:22

Dave and Alonso get side-tracked from this week movies and discuss Glitter and Sissy Spacek and Whitney Houston and Mary Kay Place and then somehow Glitter again. But they also review ths week's new movies. Except for Star Wars Episode I in 3-D, because seriously who cares.

"Chronicle," "The Woman in Black," "Big Miracle," "The Innkeepers," "Kill List," "W.E." 05.02.2012 50:52

TV star and sassy lady Christy Lemire joins Alonso for mimosas and Madonna, and discussions of haunted-house movies and 1980s sex romps. Follow her on Twitter: @christylemire

"The Grey," "One for the Money," "Man on a Ledge," "Declaration of War" 29.01.2012 47:31

Dave and Alonso are sort of perplexed by the careers of Katherine Heigl and Sam Worthington. Liam Neeson, on the other hand, totally gets a pass, as do movies full of references to the French New Wave.

"Underworld Awakening," "Red Tails," "Haywire," "Crazy Horse," Sundance 2012 25.01.2012 56:52

Alonso's back from Park City, so this slightly tardy episode features his favorite films from the Sundance Film Festival, along with Dave's pick of good and bad action movies with female leads, and a documentary that's almost entirely about breasteses.