Dave White / Alonso Duralde

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Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.

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Dave White / Alonso Duralde

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"Warm Bodies," "Stand Up Guys," "Bullet to the Head" 04.02.2013 58:38

While Gary builds their new kitchen table in the background, Dave and Alonso fall in love with zombies all over again and wonder when Sylvester Stallone became such a pill. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast (and @aduralde and @dlelandwhite), review us on iTunes, people who need people are the luckiest people in the world.

"Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters," "Parker," "Movie 43," "John Dies at the End," Sundance Film Festival 28.01.2013 1:08:16

Dave and Alonso defend some of Jennifer Lopez's film work and imagine a conversation with Halle Berry's wig. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue.com, stream us on Stitcher Radio, do your little turn on the catwalk.

Oscar Nominations, Worst of 2012, "A Haunted House," "Gangster Squad," "Texas Chainsaw 3D," "A Dark Truth" 13.01.2013 1:06:32

Dave and Alonso recall 2012's rock bottom, while also suggesting movies so awful that you really must see them. (The Ghost Rider-Madea crossover, alas, exists only in our wishes.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue, stream on Stitcher Radio, brother and sister, together, will make it through.

"Django Unchained," "Les Misérables," "Parental Guidance," "Promised Land," "The Impossible," "Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away," Best of 2012 30.12.2012 1:42:42

EPISODE 100, Y'ALL. And they said it wouldn't last. Dave and Alonso deglaze the pan of 2012 with the year's final new releases and their choices of the best movies of the year. Turin horses and plague-surviving will be mentioned. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue.com, thank you for all the joy and pain.

"Zero Dark Thirty," "Jack Reacher," "This is 40," "The Guilt Trip" 23.12.2012 50:12

Dave has his buttons pushed by Barbra Streisand. Alonso does his Werner Herzog impersonation. It's that kind of episode. (Number 99, to be exact.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher Radio, have the most, the merriest.

"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey," "Amour," "Save the Date" 17.12.2012 1:03:57

Dave and Alonso are getting over being sick, but there's just so much to share about the creepy new 48 frames-per-second technology and the belt-cracking joys of "This Christmas." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us at Stitcher Radio, hang your stockings and say your prayers 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

"Playing for Keeps," "Hyde Park on Hudson," "Lay the Favorite," "Deadfall" 10.12.2012 1:04:20

Wash your hands after listening, because Dave and Alonso are both fighting off colds. But they rallied enough to discuss the truth about "Jingle Bells," a double-shot of C.Z. Jones, and much more. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue, pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie.

"Killing Them Softly," "The Collection," "Silent Night," "Holy Motors" Redux," "Holly's Holiday" Director Jim Fall 02.12.2012 48:34

If you thought Dave and Alonso were done talking about Christmas movies, well no. Director Jim Fall ("Trick") drops by to talk about his latest Lifetime joint "Holly's Holiday" and to share the show's first-ever live and in-person Top Ten list. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher Radio, let man his songs employ.

Holiday Spectacular with Manohla Dargis 26.11.2012 1:00:53

Dave and Alonso are on their A-game, what with the very fancy (and hilarious) Manohla Dargis, film critic for The New York Times, dropping by to talk about holiday movies. (And did we mention that Alonso is the author of HAVE YOURSELF A MOVIE LITTLE CHRISTMAS? http://amzn.to/b444F8 ) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling, jing-ting-ting-a-ling too.

"The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2," "Life of Pi," "Silver Linings Playbook," "Anna Karenina," "Price Check" 18.11.2012 1:25:25

Dave and Alonso look back on the insane fan response to one of this generation's most popular franchises and parse the difference between the Tolstoy heroine and the Godard star. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue.com, you need another lover like you need a hole in your head.

"Skyfall," "Lincoln," "Starlet" 12.11.2012 59:12

Dave and Alonso discuss wine tastings, crazy secessionists and the golden age of sleazy PG movies, along with the week's new movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review!) at iTunes, don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me.

"Wreck-It Ralph," "Flight," "The Man with the Iron Fists," "A Late Quartet," "The Details," "Jack and Diane" 04.11.2012 1:31:46

Dave can't stop himself from giggling over a particular actress' last name, while Alonso is very disappointed in a certain musician-turned-director. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, write us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, why waste your time, you know you're gonna be mine.

"Cloud Atlas," "Chasing Mavericks," "Silent Hill: Revelation 3D," "Fun Size" 28.10.2012 1:07:53

Dave recalls the Halloween he dressed as a popular cereal mascot while Alonso wants October 31 to be over so Christmas can begin in earnest. Like us on Facebook, stream us on Stitcher Radio, subscribe for free at iTunes, bang on the drum all day.

"Paranormal Activity 4," "Alex Cross," "The Sessions," "Holy Motors" 21.10.2012 1:28:34

Dave and Alonso go deep in attempting to figure out What's Eating Tyler Perry while also plumbing the Haunted-McMansion subtext of the Paranormal Activity movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us at Stitcher Radio, please don't talk about me when I'm gone.

"Argo," "Sinister," "Here Comes the Boom," "Atlas Shrugged: Part II," "Taken 2," "Frankenweenie," "The Paperboy," "V/H/S/," "Butter" 14.10.2012 1:21:49

After a week off Dave and Alonso have lots of ground to cover, including Objectivism on a budget and thoughts on Ben Affleck's future as a filmmaker. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream on Stitcher Radio, drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, pass the peas.

"Looper," "Hotel Transylvania," "Pitch Perfect," "Won't Back Down" 30.09.2012 1:22:35

Dave and Alonso get into a bit of a rhubarb about the latest from Rian Johnson, but they are in agreement about teachers' unions and Cinerama and THE WIZ. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue.com, climb ev'ry mountain.

"End of Watch," "House at the End of the Street," "Trouble with the Curve," "Dredd 3D," "The Perks of Being a Wallflower," "How to Survive a Plague" 23.09.2012 1:18:12

Dave and Alonso discuss white ninjas, tea additives and low-budget superheroes, as well as six new movies. Also, they impersonate Dream Academy and This Mortal Coil. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe and (rave) review at iTunes. clap-a yo' hands, slap-a yo' thighs, hallelujah, hallelujah.

"The Master," "Resident Evil: Retribution," "Finding Nemo 3D," "Liberal Arts," "10 Years," "Blue Collar Boys" 16.09.2012 1:00:50

Dave and Alonso are joined by special guest Marc Edward Huyck (@the_hoyk) to discuss a bunch of movies, most of which are in limited release, some of them so limited that we didn't feel like driving 100 miles to see them. (We're looking at you, latest Nicolas Cage vehicle.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, review us at iTunes, walk it like you talk it or you'll lose that beat.

"The Words," "The Cold Light of Day," "Bachelorette," "Hello I Must Be Going," "Keep the Lights On" 09.09.2012 1:03:58

On the slowest box office weekend of the year, Dave and Alonso discuss celebrity divorce, the thrill of other people's arguments in public, and a bunch of listener Top 10 lists. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe at iTunes, check in on GetGlue.com, stream at Stitcher Radio, put your left foot in and shake it all about.

"The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure," "The Possession," "The Apparition," "Lawless," "Robot & Frank," "For a Good Time, Call..." 02.09.2012 1:21:13

Dave and Alonso talk about the passing of Dave's mom, rant and rave about moviegoing experiences and do their best to make heads or tails of that "Oogieloves" movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, review us on iTunes, yo DJ pump this party.

"The Expendables 2," "Sparkle," "ParaNorman," "Cosmopolis," "Beloved" 19.08.2012 1:23:07

Anti-bullying deodorant, metaphorical automobiles, the truth about gospel choirs, and more! Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, subscribe at iTunes, stream us on Stitcher, take the elevator to the mezzanine.

"The Bourne Legacy," "The Campaign," Obits, Listener Mail 12.08.2012 1:11:56

Dave and Alonso cover the week's two big movies, yes, but they also remember several folks who passed on this week. Our hosts also make a concerted effort to dig through the backlog of mail from listeners. Add to that backlog at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, like us on Facebook, follow @linoleumcast on Twitter, check in at GetGlue, stand up for your love rights.

"Total Recall," "Hope Springs," "Celeste and Jesse Forever," "360," "The Babymakers" 05.08.2012 50:51

Guest co-host Alynda Wheat of PEOPLE magazine thinks Dave bailed this week because most of the movies were so awful. Alonso keeps pouring the mimosas so she'll stay. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, like us on Facebook, check in on GetGlue.com, stream us on Stitcher, don't stop believin'.

"The Watch," "Step Up Revolution," "Ruby Sparks," "Killer Joe," "Alps" 29.07.2012 1:36:34

Dave takes a trip to the ER, Alonso battles a summer cold, and they still manage to record their longest episode to date. Follow them @linoleumcast and check in on GetGlue.com and like it on Facebook and smile though your heart is aching.

"The Dark Knight Rises," "The Queen of Versailles," "The Well-Digger's Daughter" 22.07.2012 56:11

Dave and Alonso discuss the big summer movie that everyone is seeing and talking about. Plus a few others. Follow us @linoleumcast, like us on Facebook, check in on GetGlue.com, be yourself tonight.