Dave White / Alonso Duralde

Linoleum Knife

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Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.

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Dave White / Alonso Duralde

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Linoleum Knife 07/03/11 -- "Transformers: Dark of the Moon," "Larry Crowne," "Monte Carlo" 03.07.2011 1:02:09

Dave likes tea; Alonso likes coffee. Dave likes Michael Bay movies; Alonso likes his Twitter-pal Nia Vardalos. They both like monster-movie matinees.

Linoleum Knife 06/26/11 -- "Cars 2," "Bad Teacher" 27.06.2011 46:59

Dave and Alonso talk the week's new movies as well as the times when "boring" isn't necessarily a pejorative. There's also the discussion of the awkwardness of getting to know famous people and having to review their work.

Linoleum Knife 06/19/11 -- "Green Lantern," "Mr. Popper's Penguins," "The Art of Getting By," "N-Secure" 19.06.2011 58:55

Yes, there are new summer movies to discuss, but Dave and Alonso are way more excited to tell you all about the nutty melodrama "N-Secure," new on DVD and Blu-Ray.

Linoleum Knife 06/12/11 -- "Super 8," "Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer," "The Trip," "Film Socialisme" 13.06.2011 57:17

Dave and Alonso make it to their 25th episode, featuring another stab at theme music and more arguing over one of last week's movies. P.S. Now we have a Facebook page!

Linoleum Knife 06/05/11 -- "X-Men: First Class," "Beautiful Boy," "Beginners," "Submarine" 05.06.2011 40:42

Alonso and his special guest co-host, MTV's Ryan Downey, geek out about comics continuity and wonder how much indie-movie preciousness is too much indie-movie preciousness. Get to know Ryan at www.ryanjdowney.com

Linoleum Knife 05/29/11 -- "The Hangover Part II," "Kung Fu Panda 2," "The Tree of Life," "A Labor of Love" 29.05.2011 1:00:13

Dave and Alonso have art flicks, docs, and sequels to talk about, but they get a bit side-tracked remembering the bizarre life and terrible movies of the guy who wrote "You Light Up My Life."

Linoleum Knife 05/22/11 -- "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides," "Midnight in Paris," "Love Exposure," "L'Amour Fou," "Spork" 23.05.2011 42:09

Dave chafes against the show's new "Clean" rating, especially when he and Alonso try to explain "Love Exposure," the Japanese four-hour epic of teen perversity. Also, they rave about one of Southern California's best drive-in movie theaters.

Linoleum Knife 05/15/11 -- "Bridesmaids," "Priest," "Hey Boo: Harper Lee & To Kill a Mockingbird," "Hesher," "The First Grader," "Everything Must Go" 15.05.2011 48:59

Despite being exhausted from a late-night concert and a post-brunch pancake coma, Dave and Alonso discuss the hilarious new Kristen Wiig movie, the terrible new Paul Bettany flick, as well as some limited-release indies.

Linoleum Knife 05/08/11 -- "Thor," "Something Borrowed," "The Beaver," "Jumping the Broom," "Hobo with a Shotgun," "There Be Dragons" 09.05.2011 1:00:50

Dave and Alonso have way too many movies to talk about this week, so things run a little long. But hey, you've got an unhinged chick flick, the return of Mel Gibson, Spanish Civil War histrionics, and a hobo with a shotgun, so, you know.

Linoleum Knife 04/24/11 -- "Madea's Big Happy Family," "Water for Elephants," "African Cats," "Pom Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold" 24.04.2011 39:11

Dave and Alonso try to get excited about this week's new movies, but it's much more interesting to talk about old ones featuring Johnny Cash talking for Jesus, rabid zombie hippies, and blatant product placement.

Linoleum Knife 04/17/11 -- "Scream 4," "Rio," "The Conspirator," "Atlas Shrugged" 17.04.2011 40:02

Dave and Alonso tell actors why they should be nice to the costume department, complain about the Black Eyed Peas, and wonder what Ayn Rand's philosophy means for turning off your cell phones in movie theaters, much less streetlights and fire departments.

Linoleum Knife 04/10/11 -- "Arthur," "Hanna," "Your Highness," "Meek's Cutoff," "Soul Surfer" 10.04.2011 53:24

Dave and Alonso disagree about the virtues of slow cinema, teen girl assassins, and enthusiastic Christians. They also take a moment to remember the awesomeness of Sidney Lumet.

Linoleum Knife 04/03/11 -- "Source Code," "Insidious," "Rubber," "Hop" 03.04.2011 39:06

Dave and Alonso discuss a quartet of new movies, two Netflix Instant classics from the 1970s, the deliciousness of cream and of Cracker Barrel, and other pertinent topics.

Linoleum Knife 03/27/11 -- "Sucker Punch," "Potiche," "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules" 27.03.2011 44:27

"Sucker Punch" is so godawful that Dave and Alonso consider apprenticeships for new careers as, respectively, a butcher and a weaver of Chanel braid. But until that happens, they review "Potiche" and the new "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" movie, as well as HBO's "Mildred Pierce" and the wonderfully depressing first two movies based on the "Peanuts" comic strip.

Linoleum Knife 03/20/11 -- "Paul," "The Lincoln Lawyer," "Win Win" 21.03.2011 32:56

Grae Drake (of Movies.com and the Popcorn Mafia podcast) sits in for an absent Dave this week, talking new movies (and Austin, and the Spice Girls) with Alonso.

Linoleum Knife 03/06/11 -- "Uncle Boonmee," "Take Me Home Tonight," "Beastly," "The Adjustment Bureau," "Rango" 06.03.2011 41:24

Dave waxes eloquently on his love for director Apichatpong Weerasathakul and his new film "Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives," while Alonso stands alone in not loving "Rango."

Linoleum Knife 02/28/11 -- First Annual Oscar Special 28.02.2011 29:25

Dave and Alonso try to make heads or tails of a staggeringly dull Academy Awards ceremony. Dave defends James Franco's hosting abilities, but Alonso's not having it.

Linoleum Knife 02/26/11 -- "Hall Pass," "Drive Angry 3D," Independent Spirit Awards 27.02.2011 39:04

In the first of two episodes this week, Dave defends Nicolas Cage's career choices while Alonso recounts shivering his way through the 2011 Independent Spirit Awards.

Linoleum Knife 02/20/11 -- "Unknown," "I Am Number Four," "Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son" 20.02.2011 37:23

This week, Dave tries to defend his love for Michael Bay and fat-suit fart humor while Alonso attempts to explain the plot of "Gypsy."

Linoleum Knife 02/13/11 -- "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never 3D," "Just Go With It," "The Eagle," "Gnomeo & Juliet" 14.02.2011 34:17

Dave and Alonso have words for Justin Bieber, Adam Sandler, Channing Tatum, and Elton John. Also, Alonso's Super Bowl Sunday Oscar Movie Marathon, plus a DVD pick.

"The Roommate," "Sanctum," and Listener Mail 07.02.2011 33:00

Dave and Alonso review "The Roommate" and "Sanctum" and attempt to answer a question sent in by a listener.

Linoleum Knife 01/30/11 -- "The Rite," "The Mechanic," "From Prada to Nada" 30.01.2011 36:44

Dave and Alonso discuss "The Rite" and "The Mechanic"; Dave went to "From Prada to Nada," Alonso went to Sundance, and neither of them like the Oscars or the poop smell in Theater 7 at The Grove.

Linoleum Knife 01/16/11 -- LA Film Critics Dinner, "The Green Hornet," "The Dilemma" 16.01.2011 30:26

Dave and Alonso do some awards-show celeb sighting, then review two new movies.

Linoleum Knife 01/09/11 -- "Season of the Witch," "Country Strong," "Another Year" 09.01.2011 31:05

Dave and Alonso are back -- in both ears! -- to talk about three new (or newish) movies.

Linoleum Knife 11/27/10 -- "The Nutcracker in 3D," "Burlesque," "Love and Other Drugs" 28.11.2010 36:59

The Christmas holiday season officially kicks off with some not very good movies, including one that Dave and Alonso signed a form promising they wouldn't talk about until opening day. (Can you guess which one?)