Life's a Pitch Podcast

The success of the BBC's "Traitors" has forced us to pitch some more reality TV shows and we're joined by our CEO Dave Bulmer to help fill the blank space in the airwaves! The shows we pitch include: "The Ugliest Duckling" "Can You Touch a Crab" "Duck Duck Boom" "Whoever Smelt It" "Suspicion Island" "Could You Survive The Titanic's Maiden Voyage"

We pitch some nautical adventures across the seven seas as Tom Holland goes on the run in his grandpa's retired nuclear submarine. Other movies pitched: I'm on a boat, but it's a sad boat Porridge Piracy

It's a beautiful day in "The Neighbourhood" as we pitch a film where Mr Rogers rules a dystopian nightmare. Only "The Helpers" can stop him!

We pitch go to a world where young people are oppressed in YA Dystopias this week. Also pitched are; Amazon Factoria Remix Rebellion

We pitch another food movie with Dr Sam wherein there's a rumpus at the zoo! These are the deleted scenes to episode 505, if it feels like it needs context, that's 'cause it might! Have a listen to the main episode, it might help or it might not, but either way you'll have had fun.

We're joined by a Doctor and a Vegan with an enthusiasm for nutrition in this weeks episode! Other films pitched include; Vegan Vendetta Out of the Frying Pan, Into Hell's Kitchen

We start the year off with a chat about Christmas Heist movies!!

For our 2024 Christmas Special, we're joined by our Christmas Correspondent Dave Bulmer! As we pitch some Christmas Home Invasion movies this week (yes it is a genre). Other films we pitch are: "Protect the Presidents Presents" and "All I want for Christmas is the Crown Jewels"

This week we were joined by Sash to pitch some shlocky hallmark "xmas slurry". At the height of the Cold War, the two people on opposing sides in charge of the tech behind launching deadly missiles have stumbled upon some bugs in the code, the problem? They need each others help to solve it, but will their engagement stay professional as the pressure mounts? Other titles pitched: Last Train Before...

We pitch a film about a big character clown hitman and play around with some new equipment.

We pitch some big character comedies this week. Other film pitches include: "Twidly Brent the Flexible Gent" and "The Funniest Feller in T'Factory"

We pitch an ancient world adventure in which WE are the ancient world, and chat about the genre a bunch. We also receive a lovely message from Ross_Originals in which he presents his favourite bits of shows past.

This week we delve into the past with Ancient World Adventure movies! The new kid in town (Timothee Chalamet) has never seen a compost bin, so his friend Roddy Dingles (Tom Holland) shows him around, when suddenly an unearthed Roman artifact shrinks them down to impossible size leading them to discover that they're not the first to get shrunk! Other movies pitched: Either I find an ancient artefac...

This week is part 2 of our episode 500 extravaganza! Settle in for more memories and clips and some of our favourite pitches from over the last 500 episodes!

We've finally reached episode 500, but we figured we'd do more than one of 'em since it took us so long to get here. There's loads to come, nostalgia and new stuff, but STICK AROUND TIL THE END to get a free sample of something very very cool coming soon. Thanks to everyone who's been on this ride with us, regular title suggesters, guests and listeners. It's amazing to have you along for the ride

We pitch another modern western, express our thoughts on the genre and talk about what Marvel should do next with their trailers!

This week we're pitching Neo Westerns! Honourable mentions: I wanted a secretary, not a horse! Milkshake in the Mojave

A party house becomes is approached by a mysterious neighbour. He's got no skin! These are the deleted scenes for Life's a Pitch episode 498, if you want to slash through to the real content, go back and listen to that. Or don't, we're not Jigsaw, we don't tell you what to do.

There's a dark secret at the heart of a national broadcasting corporation, something lurking in the backrooms and vents that has been kept a secret for too long. When those who solve puzzles hidden within TV quiz shows start disappearing, it's clear that someone will go to great lengths to keep the past a secret. Other paranormal/slasher movies pitched: All the Old Haunts 666-Star Hotel

We explore religious horror, add a new horror genre for next years Halloween specials and beat Spotify's algorithm. We also pitch a pretty good horror film idea...

We are joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch a movie about ecological destruction. Then we chat about our favourite monsters (which with Dave always means we're going into DEEP history) These are the deleted scenes from Episode 496 of the Life's a Pitch podcast, if you want to discover the secret origins of them then just go back and listen to the main episode. or don't, we're not Charn, would-be Master...

We pitch some religious horror this week as Eden joins us once again for Halloween season 2025! We also pitch; "God is Dead... Bored!" and "The Exploding Confessional"

This week we pitch some horrible monster movies as we reckon with the terrible movement of four elbows stuck together, and the scientist who brought them to life! Other pitches: Hi, I'm Hugh Mann Attack of the CreepyPasta Makers

Daniel Radcliffe stars in a British Martial Arts action movie this week as he steps on the Eurostar and into danger! Also pitched Karate Bloke Babe with the power of Judo

We continue tearing through the video games and making definitely not ill-conceived movie adaptations of them by pitching ASTROBOT, the movie that definitely knows its subject matter! These are the deleted scenes for the Life's a Pitch Podcast episode 494, if you want to level up your contextual understanding stat, go back and listen to the main episode. Or don't, we're not Gwyn, Lord of Cinder, w...