Matt and Tom

Life's a Pitch Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 500 episodes

Life's a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom are given a ridiculous film title from which to improvise a movie plot. Will it be utter rubbish? Or will it be the defining creative work of a generation? Only time will tell! Do you like the show? Want to help it continue to improve and evolve? Want to get extra content? Support us at: http://www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast

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Matt and Tom

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 4, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 494: Bring Me The Head Of Jack Black 28.09.2024

We pitch some video game movies this week, as Jack Black's career-driven centrism is revealed to be due to a peril beyond our wildest nightmares! Other movies pitched: Untitled Goose Movie The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Deleted Scenes: That's Why It's Called This! (With Dave Bulmer) 09.09.2024

We discuss the party genre and add a new feature which films need to have!!

Episode 493: My Son Is My Teacher? (With Dave Bulmer) 31.08.2024

We pitch some party movies this week with CEO Dave Bulmer! Other films we pitch include: "Really, Really Massive Wheelie" and " Goblin Mode" You can find his podcasts here - https://stctp.zone and here - https://seriousdisness.wigglehe.com

Deleted Scenes: I Accidentally Blew Up Pluto 30.08.2024

Neil DeGrasse Tyson has a rough go of it on his podcast this week after a guests invention seems to increase pluto's size at a geometric rate. We also attempt to ask jeeves in the year 2024

Episode 492: Ey Up! 25.08.2024

A Yorkshire Lad (Timothy Chalamet) heads down to london to make his fortune, but soon he finds he's not the only person who's alien to the city. Other movies pitched: The search for hilarious life Dino-Saucers: Impact

Episode 491: "Red Sky At Night, Black Bin On Tuesday" and "2 Miles Above 3 Feet Below" 17.08.2024

We go back to opposing pitches this week as we pitch a film about someone being harassed by a bin man and someone who really wants to go to space.

Deleted Scenes: Listener Re-Pitches And The Star Wars Holiday Special 16.08.2024

John Frankie Kennedy offers us his versions of two solo-pitches, then we pitch a movie about chasing something someone would rather hide and then talk about random movies.

Episode 490: Cannonball Run 10.08.2024

This week we re-pitch a bunch of movies that already exist! There's trouble on the lanes as a new competitor (Owen Wilson) comes to challenge the Bowling Puritan (Ben Stiller). Will Ben Stiller learn to deal with this whole new way of bowling when he gets sucked into the badly animated world of the Pins? Other Movies Pitched: Baby Driver Cheaper by the Dozen

Deleted Scenes - Xenomorph Contortionist 08.08.2024

We chat heist movies and Alien Romulus as well as a Willem Dafoe advert and have a go at Banksy again!

Episode 489: We Grab Lenin 03.08.2024

We pitch heist movies this week and go on a National Treasure-esque adventure in Russia! Other films we pitch include; Alexa, Plan A Heist Oh No, All Our Crew Are Wheelmen

Episode 488: Proposal On The Bounty And The Cob Soldier 27.07.2024

Another classic double feature as Matt pitches a Western Rom-com with trolley problems, and Tom pitches a post-apocalyptic bread-fest

Deleted Scenes: "The Pagemaster 2" 22.07.2024

We pitch ideas for a legacy sequel to the 90s movie "The Pagemaster"

Episode 487: Those Aren't My Eyebrows 20.07.2024

Willem Dafoe becomes president in this live action animation crossover movie. We also pitch: Drawn To You Ink Shortage

Deleted Scenes: Hackers 2 19.07.2024

We talk about unnecessary sequels and pitch of our own, in which we bring up those funny monkey pictures that were considered currency for a bit? These are the deleted scenes to episode 486, if you haven't listened to that yet... probably do.

Episode 486: Who Rebooted Roger Rabbit? 14.07.2024

This week we ruin some perfectly good standalone movies with unnecessary sequels or prequels! Roger Rabbit has been dead for years, so why is his silhouette being found at so many crimescenes? When Eddie Valiant (played by Bob Hoskins who is in turn played by Danny DeVito) discovers his old friend seems to be back, he starts to discover the terrible truth of the modern movie industry which will im...

Deleted Scenes: Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep (With Terri Silver) 12.07.2024

We talk about book adaptations and then have a go at one which has already been adapted!

Episode 485: Nothing Lasts Forever (With Terri Silver + Special Guest) 06.07.2024

We're joined by Terri and a very special Hollywood producer to pitch some movies based on book titles! Other titles we pitch are; Farewell to Arms Little Women

Deleted Scenes: Buff Burly Boys Planking The Pacific 03.07.2024

a pair o' boys take an ill-advised trip around the world. Matt gets confused about geography (again), and we discuss which unexpected movies can be (tenuously) considered Pirate movies. These are the deleted scenes from episode 484 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast. If you're confused, go back and listen to that episode! If you've done that and you're still confused, the podcast is working as intended...

Episode 484: Fire The Downward Cannon! 29.06.2024

This week we head to the high seas as we pitch a movie about Steampunk innovations and swashbucklers hiding in barrels. Movies also pitched: A Bad Day for Jolly Roger Pirate Pension Plan

Deleted Scenes - Good Grief Gary She's Gone 29.06.2024

Deleted Scenes - Good Grief Gary She's Gone by Matt and Tom

Episode 483: No Corpses On Stage 22.06.2024

Tom is back! As we pitch some mysterious murder mysteries!!

Episode 482: Disaster Chef (With Eden MW) 08.06.2024

This week, Matt and Eden pitch a brand new genre, Post-Apocalypse Performance movies! A family from a fungal town enter a cooking competition to save their community, but what does the twisted society of the wasteland want from their quaint mushroom-based culture? Other movies pitched: The Thumb Wars Bombs Under Broadway

Deleted Scemes: Demons Down Donut Drive (With Ash Routh) 05.06.2024

Matt and Ash pitch a weird American Graffiti style movie about driving in circles, then Ash reveals the TRUTH about the spirit of Blade and who is really in the driving seat behind Wesley Snipes' eyes. These are the Deleted Scenes for Episode 481 of the Life's a Pitch podcast, and even then it's a weird one 'cause it's not even the normal presenters. If you don't know what's going on, definitely l...

Episode 481: All Business Minotaur (With Ash Routh) 01.06.2024

This week Matt is joined by guest host Ash Routh pitch Urban Fantasy movies, as Greece's last financial hope is to call for the only beast capable of navigating Wall Street's vampiric tangle of financial rules. Other movies pitched: Baba Yaga's Chicken Shop Graffiti Goblin

Deleted Scenes: Breakfast At Breakfast At Tiffanys (With Ash Routh) 23.05.2024

We pitch a movie in which Ducks are conspiring to bring down the sky, as well as getting really involved in the marketing of a movie that no-one asked us to pitch. These are the deleted scenes to the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if you'd like a little context then probably Get Back and listen to the main episode. Or don't! We're not the boss of you, now!

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