Matt and Tom

Life's a Pitch Podcast

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Life's a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom are given a ridiculous film title from which to improvise a movie plot. Will it be utter rubbish? Or will it be the defining creative work of a generation? Only time will tell! Do you like the show? Want to help it continue to improve and evolve? Want to get extra content? Support us at: http://www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast

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Matt and Tom

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 4, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 520: The Arcane Arcade 04.05.2025

We pitch some movies based on Toys and Games, when a load of kids get trapped in a mysterious arcade, only their gamer(tm) skills can help them contain a demon of play. Other Movies Pitched: Grandmother's Footstep The Taste of a Furby

Deleted Scenes: The Amazing Origins Of Roger Rabbit (With Eden MW) 30.04.2025

Tom and Eden pitch a film about a politician poisoning the water supply! As well as revealing the awesome sounding origins of the film "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

Episode 519: He Was A Fella, She Was A Dame, Could I Make It Any More Obvious (With Eden MW) 26.04.2025

Eden joins Tom as Matt is still away in a fantasy realm this week, and they some pretty rad film noir movies, including a GeoGuesser murder mystery! How about that? Other film titles this week include: Overnight in Oyster Bay Sunset in Grayscale

Deleted Scenes: The Lost Episode 24.04.2025

Tom is joined by a cast of craaaaazy characters as he tries to pitch some more Rom Com movies by himself!

Episode 518: I Now Pronounce You Man And Knife (With Riley Routh) 19.04.2025

Riley joins Tom as a guest host this week as they pitch Rom Coms!

Deleted Scenes: Is Beethoven a Kaiju? (With Dave Bulmer) 17.04.2025

What happens to the family unit when they allow a bull in their china shop? And what actually is a Kaiju anyway? We attempt to answer all these questions and more in this episode of Deleted Scenes

Episode 517: It's like a duck but bigger (With Dave Bulmer) 12.04.2025

We pitch some Kaiju movies with Dave bulmer, and when the animals of Farthing Wood/Wind in the Willows/Beatrix Potter behold something they can't even conceive of, they have to turn to a dangerous old friend and his fast, fast car. Other movies pitched: Bigger than Jesus, and twice as dangerous My dad could step on your dad

Deleted Scenes: Don't Bleed On The Suit 11.04.2025

The film we pitch in this weeks deleted scenes is NOT "The Tuxedo"

Episode 516: Adoubleagentsayswhat? 06.04.2025

This week we pitch some silly spy movies!! Other movies pitched are: The Password is in the eye of the bee holder His name is Gary Oldman

Deleted Scenes: Queen Vicky's Blackpool Bonanza (With Tom Turner) 04.04.2025

Matt, Tom and Tom talk period drama, make some changes to titanic, and imagine a movie that's like a Victorian 'The Hangover'

Episode 515: John the Worst (With Tom Turner) 30.03.2025

We're joined by Tom Turner (no relation) to pitch some period dramas in which no major historical events take place, but are completely faithful to historical accuracy. Which is why John the Worst is set in the Dark Ages, so you can't prove us wrong. Trouble Down T'Pit Bachelor of the Bogs

Deleted Scenes: Jim Hench-son (With Sash) 28.03.2025

We take a look at what would happen if the channel tunnel was actually magic!

Episode 514: Jimmy and the Enchanted Flashlight (With Sash) 23.03.2025

We open portals and delve into some magical realms this week as we're joined by Sash to pitch some magic portal fantasy movies! Other movies pitched are; "There's a Reason it Say "No Entry" "There's a Hun in the Oven"

Deleted Scenes: Wild Wild Ally McCoist (with Stuart Dunlop) 20.03.2025

We pitch a "western" post apocalypse movie involving retired footballer and long-time A Question of Sport team captain Ally McCoist and discuss just how much of a fantasy the popular history of the wild west is.

Episode 513: Big Hat (With Stuart Dunlop) 16.03.2025

This week Stuart Dunlop joins us to pitch the most eldritch horror that a cowboy movie has ever been. Other movies pitched: I want to be a Cowboy even though I'm a chair Have Gum Will Bubble

Deleted Scenes: Don't You Spill Your Coffee Beans (With Alex Garrick-Wright) 13.03.2025

We talk once again about the Pixar to Dreamworks pipeline, more Shark Tale chat an pitch a movie where Coffee was mass produced centuries before now!

Episode 512: Hammers (With Alex Garrick-Wright) 07.03.2025

We're joined by comedy writer and performer Alex Garrick-Wright to pitch some Pixar movies to fill up the new Disney Plus release schedule and release none of these in theatres! Other movies pitched are: "Desklamp's Big Escape" and "The Saddest Avocado"

Deleted Scenes: The Barrier to Entry of Harry Styles (With Riley Routh) 06.03.2025

We (attempt to) chat robots with Riley Routh and get sidetracked on all sorts of different tangents. We also pitch the movie Anthony Daniels Cannot Be Stopped! a movie about the terrors of the guy who played C3PO getting replicated by Disney.

Episode 511: The Happiest Human (with Riley Routh) 03.03.2025

We are joined by Riley Routh of The Tide (tide.show) to pitch some Robot movies and accidentally pitch an Oscar winner? Operation Lady Liberty The Toaster that Fell in Love with Me

Deleted Scenes: Close Combat Croquet (With Abby Denton) 27.02.2025

We pitch another sports movie with Abby Denton and talk about the genre as a whole!

Episode 510: Skip Or Die (With Abby Denton) 22.02.2025

This week we're joined by Abby Denton to pitch some Sports movies!! Other films we pitch are: "Fastest Swimmer in the Slow Lane" and "The Umpire"

Deleted Scenes: Humpty the Dumpty (With R.J. Hinds) 17.02.2025

We pitch a movie set during a war, that'll be good for the academy eh? Then There's a bunch of Oz chat and nonsense.

Episode 509: Ratbird (With R.J. Hinds) 14.02.2025

We're joined by R.J. Hinds to pitch some movies that'll jerk a tear from the academy's eye! Ratbird is the touching story of a monstrous ratboy creature who devours his opponents in Mike Tyson's pigeon racing career. It's got Timothy Chalamet in it, so it was gonna be nominated wasn't it? Other Movies Pitched: My Boy, You Will Be the Moon Tearful, Skinny Man Find R.J. Hinds Oz-based romance here h...

Deleted Scenes: The BIG Old Reality TV Chat (With Dave Bulmer) 08.02.2025

We pitch another reality TV show and have a big old chat about Reality TV as whole! Enjoy!

Deleted Scenes: Set Course For Stoke-on-Trent (With Barney Thomas) 30.01.2025

We discuss the nautical adventure genre, launch some spicy takes, and discuss future watery dystopias

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