Life's a Pitch Podcast

We chat about the Family Magical Realism genre and pitch some more movies! This is the deleted scenes for episode 366, it might be worth listening to that before this one. But hey we can't stop you... it's all content init.

Strap yourself in for some Family Magical Realism as we pitch "Truthpaste" as Timothee Chalamet has to look past his spy training and help a family who has come in possession of a truth serum excreting toothpaste. Honourable mentions The Wishing Biscuit - A family get a biscuit that can grant wishes and are hunted down by the fruits of said wishes. The Secret of the Coffee Bean - A kid, who really...

In a fun-filled deleted scenes notably longer than the episode itself, we talk about weird Saturday Morning Cartoon adaptations from movies pitched at adults, then pitch some very strange cartoons of our own featuring some Wikipedia goblins trying to foil the evil Q and his conspiracy theories, then pitch a movie about Rasputin being drafted into the local high-school cheerleader squad.

This week we're doing the job of wacky kids tv show presenters and serving as a buffer between Saturday Morning cartoons. Vince McMahon wants John Cena back in the WWE, and he'll send out wrestler-controlling snakes to fight for his contract.

We pitch some more mascot movies including one where Dido gets transformed into a dog, and has to team up with human sledgehammer Peter Gabriel in order to overcome the fallout from Kate Bush's deal with god (after running up that hill). Also featured Max Overdrive and the Land Rovers, which is about a group of medical abominations trying to figure out how to get to a rooftop, and whether their ba...

We pitch some mascot-centered animated movies, Featuring the birth of a monstrous millennial icon who motorbikes his way onto our WAP-enabled phones and has since refused to leave. But what if the crazy frog had a more wholesome beginning?

In which we pitch a PT Barnum staple space epic and Nic Cage is resurrected to curse some space adventurers. This is the deleted scenes for episode 363, so we suggest to listen to that for more context... or not, we kinda just pitch films in this one so you'll probably get it. But you should listen to that episode anyway, because it is also good.

Episode 363: Moon Patrol: The Movie by Matt and Tom

We pitch a speculative crime movie about the upcoming conflict between the powers that be and one lone 3D printing enthusiast.

We pitch some biopics of the most heinous made-up criminals in fake history! Featuring the Zodiac of the modern age "Litterer". Honourable mentions go to: "Chumblethorpe Meatstrainer in Larceny at the Library" "Cat Bin Lady" "Oi! Mate!" and "Life's a Pitch, then somebody dies"

We talk about films that are coming out in 2022 and pitch some more movies based on titles of movies that are coming out in 2022. Enjoy!

We starting the year off by pitching movies based on actual films that are scheduled to come out this year! (2022) As well as a found footage movie about Elvis, we also pitch; Lightyear - Jupiter is turning into a new sun and no one will be able to sleep in this Roland Emmerich disaster. The Batman - Gotham's hero gets a fresh new outing that will surprise you.

In a bunch of new pitches and deleted content, we pitch some more Arthurian Legends!

We pitch movies based on Arthurian Legend this week, and when one knight's quest to return a sacred artifact goes awry, can he help someone in a very different kind of need? Honourable Mentions: Merlin, I am falcon - What happens when the keeper of birds gets ideas above his station. A wish gone right is as dangerous as a wish gone wrong. Fuckinnnnn' Arthur Brah - Is is a teen comedy about the hi-...

We talk about a town Bruce Willis owned, Bible movies in general and pitch some more bible movies! Honourable mentions Mission: Forbidden Fruit - A casino heist set at the beginning of time. For Sale - Big Boat, Used Once - Who gets ownership of the boat once the waters subside!

Join us as we take selected stories from the apocryphal "book of pitch" in this biblical stories episode! Apocryphal mentions: Samson: Heavyweight Champion of the world - a man takes on an entire people after they kill his donkey. David Vs Kaiju - A Hero from the bible is brought to the future to take on a post apocalyptic threat. Gor Blimey! Herod Calm Down - We start the "Gor Blimey" comedy fran...

Tom reads a "pitch" for a movie idea he came up with in 2017 and wrote down and we play the first part of some bonus Patreon exclusive content for you all.

We go back to the old format this holiday season giving films to pitch to each other with a Christmas theme! Tom pitches "The clock that stopped for Christmas Crocs" Matt Pitches "A Stocking Full Of Bullets" Merry Holidays to you all!

We talk about xmas ads with Dave Bulmer and pitch an utterly silly advert for the shampoo that saved the holiday.

Come and witness the completely bonkers festive ad campaigns we cooked up this week with the help of Dave Bulmer! Music by Darren Curtis

THREE whole new pitches in this special Star Wars bonus bits. That's nearly a whole other episode of Ash Routh and us adding to Star Wars Legends year by year. Don't miss out!

This week we expanded the Star Wars universe as we discover that the Sarlacc isn't just a mouth, and it hates sand! Sandra Oh escorts the enormous space worm across the galaxy as the Hutt cartels hunt to claim it as their pet. Honourable Mentions: The Planet with like... a billion midochlorians - What are those little force thingies *really*. I mean how do they feel about this whole Jedi thing. An...

We pitch some more movies based on song titles and talk about what is the film that has a song title but is the furthest away from that song. The answer may surprise you. This is the deleted scenes for episode 355, it might be worth listening to that episode first before this one. Or not, your call.

We pitch a film where all Mark Addy wants to do is watch Love Island but Ridley Scott won't let him... Honourable Mentions Sandstorm: An archeologist finds an ancient beat which is also a cosmic warning. Hamantha: Listen and find out what this is about. Doctor Worm: A time travelling worm and a mole ask people to listen to their new beats as they lay down some mind bending drum and bass!

We pitch the most complicated space western imaginable as an amazon original Star Wars knock-off. Then we sort out what on earth we mean by a "modern western"