Life's a Pitch Podcast

Hoping to take advantage of the sudden influx of Disney+ Star Wars shows, we decide to pitch our own new movies and shows! Featuring such gems as: "That's Not Podracing, THIS is Podracing!" "Looking for love in Alderaan Places" "It's time for The Palpatine Show" and of course - "BLUE: The Max Rebo Story" in which one unlucky little alien seems to be causing accidents across the galaxy, but is ther...

Tom talks about meeting one of the stars of "The Room", we discuss our own theatre experiences and pitch a movie called "I was built different, I was built stupid." This is the deleted scenes for episode 378, so it might be worth listening to that before listening to this one.

We ask the hard questions about what it means to be human this week as we pitch some thought provoking robot movies. Honourable Mentions include Dyson Airblade 6 - A group of "Bladespotters" try to get the plans to the latest Dyson hand dryer. The CAPTCHA Incident - A robot and cop duo solve a crime but the culprit is not who you'd expect.

Carrying on the Grab Bag this week, here's some outtakes from the Mystery episode 369 as we pitch The Gun with The Missing Bullet and somehow end up pitching a George Lucas biopic?

Due to illness this week, we were unable to record as planned, but we have saved up just enough never-before-heard pitches to create an episode! Tune in to hear some great pitches we couldn't squeeze into our Kaiju and Transport Thriller episodes!

We pitch some more movies based on the titles of novels! This is the Deleted Scenes for episode 376, if you haven't listened to that already, go ahead... it's a goodie!

This week we tackle some classic works of literature as we pitch the disaster movie "Everybody Poops" Honourable mentions: "The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil" - A boxing factory worker makes a series of wishes which have some devastating consequences. "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" - A rags to riches story about a caterpillar who becomes the saviour of San Francisco

We pitch a couple more paranormal movies including 'Could You Not' and 'Love at Second Sight' and have a chat about our favourites from the genre, both spooky and cheerful! These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch Podcast episode 375, if you want more context we recommend you go check that out first. Or don't, we're not your dad.

We pitch some Paranormal movies. When one "child" (Adult Haley Joel Osment) begins seeing the ghosts of a family who died in the car crash he was involved in, he must discover the psychic power that is fuelling the creation of these poltergeists. Also pitched this week: Flying Crockery Must Go! Moving Day

We chat about the Reality TV hits and what it means to pitch a hit Reality TV show as well as pitch some more hit reality TV shows! This is the deleted scenes for Episode 374 so, if you haven't already, listen to that episode for some more Reality TV pitches.

This week we've been tasked with pitching content to fill some airspace for a reality TV channel. What could possibly go wrong! Pitched shows include: I Rate Paint By Flavour I Actually Am Here To Make Friends Live In A Post Apocalypse Surprise Relay Races The Great Yorkshire Wash Up Four In A Shed GCS-Easy Enjoy listening and remember who pitched it!

This is a Deleted Scenes just HEAVING with bonus pitches, tune in to hear extra fashion movies like: 'Needle and Threat' 'H Before M' and 'Donnay Kid on the Block'

We set out to pitch some movies set in the fashion industry, and end up pitching a weird, violent sequel to the Airplane series. When the pilots and the models are pitted against each other by the men in charge, will they realize too late that they're just pawns in a larger game. Also featured this episode: Who Wears Short Shorts? Plethora of Plaid

Deleted Scenes: Sheffield Had A Ski Slope Which Burned Down... Twice by Matt and Tom

We pitch some sports movies this week with "William the Conker-er" being the main feature. A film in which the school kids battle it out for playground supremacy at "The Battle Of Hastings Primary". Honourable Mentions You Were The Ping To My Pong - An old ex-ping-pong/couple are re-united when there elderly-folks home is threatened by a real estate mogul. Thirty Love - A man who's main ambition i...

Matt and Tom recount their overfamiliarity with the process of wedding receptions. Pitch a supernatural nightmare wedding feast, and "I Just Want to Marry Keanu Reeves"

Always the screenplay, never the screen. We pitch wedding movies only to find one wedding planner caught between two very powerful and dangerous families. Also featured this episode: Married Under a Full Moon Go Turbo-Catholic I Think I Just Wed Myself Stag Don't

We have a timely talk about the time Moonlight won best picture and pitch some more martial arts movies! This is the deleted scenes for episode 370, it might be worth listening to that before listening to this to get some context... Or not... You do you!

We come out fighting with this episode as we pitch some Martial Arts Movies! Honourable mentions Dick Kick'em - Remember that video game from the early 90's about a guy who kicks people? Well, here's the movie! Drop Kick Gorgeous - It turns out it is incredibly hard to pitch a fashion based martial arts movie without making a lot of references to Zoolander...

We talk murder mysteries with Dave and pitch some more movies in the Nobby Noir series including 'Corpse Roulette', 'Late Arrivals', and 'Who, what, when, where, WHY!?'

We pitch a series of murder mysteries featuring brand new detective Nobby Noir. The murder of a pre-school headteacher goes completely ignored as Nobby is more interested in finding out who stole one of the kid's sippy cups, but are the two events related? Other Nobby Noir stories featured this week: It was f**kin' one of yas and A bloody inconvenience

We talk about the Kaiju genre and pitch some more Kaiju movies! This is the deleted scenes for episode 368. You might want to go listen to that episode before devouring this one. Just a suggestion.

We destroy cities this week as we pitch some colossal Kaiju movies! Honourable mentions Colossal Capybara - It's just a movie about a huge capybara really... Nothing much else there. Godzilla Runs for Mayor of Tokyo - Maisie Williams must fight her dad played by Ben Mendelssohn for the soul of Tokyo and Godzilla

We pitch some more Transport thrillers, and discuss the most frightening forms of transport, stormy airport streams, our ideal guests, and more! Featuring: "HELL-icopter", "London, Underground?", and "The Bus That Could Slow Down but Didn't"

When the police commissioner's daughter is trapped on a smart-cycle by a hacker with a grudge, the cops have to turn to the person they derided most, the officer who mainly does charity bike rides. Also featured: Something's got to scream, it might as well be buses. Shit, we've been diverted to Wrexham!