Life's a Pitch Podcast

This week we pitch some modern westerns, seemingly just by transporting cowboys into the future. A pop culture convention is rocked as tensions in the queue start to mount and strange characters begin to wander the convention. But nobody expects the startling revelation when the doors to the most popular panel open. Honourable Mentions: Bury my spurs in Belper - A cowboy businessman intended to re...

A horrible highway based gameshow, a murder in a village in Derbyshire and a completion for the next cereal mascot all feature in this weeks food based deleted scenes! This is the deleted scenes for episode 344, it might be worth going back and listening to that podcast before this one... or you do you...

We pitch cooking competition movies this week and come up with an origin story/biopic for Guy Fieri! Honourable Mentions Creme-Brawl-ee - You've heard of the hunger/squid games? Well imagine that but with a certain kind of desert thrown in the mix! Pizza The Action - An Adam Sandler movie in which Adam Sandler has to prove he can make the best Pizza in New York.

We pitch a BUNCH more product placement movies, hate on some billionaires, and realise why we don't like Chris Pratt. The usual, then.

This week, we're placing products in the public imagination, such that every story is profitable, and every legend intensifies our love of corporate consumption. Hamburglar (Lin Manuel Miranda) has ousted the clown as the vain figurehead of McDonald's Town, but when an imperial threat comes knocking, he must put his trust in unexpected places to steal back their greatest prize. But will this caper...

In this deleted scenes we talk about pitching real movie titles, Matt goes through a list of his unused titles from the time we used to pitch movies at each other. We talk about Bond themes for some reason and talk about real movie titles we can't pitch without being like the original movie! Enjoy! This is the deleted scenes from episode 351, we'd recommend listening to that before this podcast, b...

We delve back into actual movie titles this week and pitch an Arthur Miller-esque drama about a salesman in "For A Few Dollars More". This weeks Honourable Mentions are both based on titles of Stanley Kubrick movies, except we make them better!! A Clockwork Orange - Will Holmes track down the their of a priceless piece of steampunk art? The Shining - How far are you willing to go to get exposure f...

What qualifies as a paranormal movie? How many spooky movies can Eden watch in a year? And why does Jack Black want to capture the California Raisins so badly? These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch podcast episode 350, if this is your first time listening, we recommend going back and listening to the main episode first for context!

This week we pitch some paranormal horror movies with Eden MW! A childhood book club reunites under the strangest circumstances as they're haunted by the ghost of their local library! Honourable Mentions: The House without a Toilet - A pair of hopeful movie-makers visit an eminent producer in the hopes of having their script optioned. However when their bladders start to fill, they discover that t...

This week we discuss the Batman trailer, what we'd have like to have seen in the movie "The Lighthouse" and Lara Croft discovers something about a certain British landmark. Enjoy! This is the deleted scenes for episode 349 by the way. Might be worth listening to that before this, or it might work without it, who knows?

Horror month 2021 continues as Florence Pugh is compelled to return to her home town where she was beloved by everyone there. Only to find out that everything was not as it seemed. Honourable Mentions: I found God He was Behind the Sofa - A spiritual sequel to the John Carpenter film "They Live" - Simon Pegg finds an answer in the fluff behind his sofa. The Devil is in Beatles - The Beatles reflec...

This one's all about the devil, he's in an impossibly hot statue and in your coleslaw! This episode brought to you by MiPantis. This is the deleted scenes for episode 348, it might be worth listening to that first... Orrrrr maybe not, up to you.

In the second episode of this weeks Halloween Horror season, we get biblical and pitch what life was like for Judas after Jesus' death. Honourable Mentions: The Sins Are Coming From Inside The House: A portal to hell open in a black plague era orphanage, only Whoopi Goldberg can stop it Preacher Creature: A man is on the hunt for a cryptid who performs religious ceremonies

We talk about monster hour movies and pitch a film called Cryptid Currency! This is the deleted scenes for episode 347 - you may need to listen to that before listening to this one... Or not, who knows?

Horror season 2021 starts with a psychological monster thriller starring Timothy Chalamet as he just wants to avoid a family dinner. Horrorable Mentions Fear The Attacking Doorknobs: Will Florence Pugh get that plumbing job she dreams about? Monster in my Rocket: SomeTHING is going into space and Daniel Craig has a secret...

We discuss our other options for Bond given to us by our Patrons on www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast and pitch another Bond movie - Die Before The Day Has Begun! This is the deleted scene for episode 346 - it might be worth listening to that episode before listening to this... or you can do whatever you want YOU MAVERICK!

Seeing as Daniel Craig is not going to be James Bond anymore we though we'd ask our Patrons to give us a new casting for Bond and they gave us... Kelsey Grammer in "Always is Never Enough" Double "o" Mentions Diamondhead - A man sets out to destabilise Vietnam with Lava. Only Bond can stop him. A Good Day To Have a Lovely Cup of Tea in the Garden - Bond is interrupted in his downtime by an old fri...

We put together an advert for a disgusting cereal brand, talk weird science movies and pitch a movie in world where science is BANNED! These are the deleted scenes from Life's a Pitch episode 345, if this is your first time listening, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main episode to give these snippets some context.

We delve into the wonderful world of WEIRD SCIENCE this week when Hayley Atwell makes a rocket pack that the military just won't leave alone! Honourable Mentions U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho - A conspiracy theorist kills Santa wit a drone and has to apologise... I was a Test Tube Terror - Something made in a school lab now wants to be the most popular thing in school! Credits music - Lazy Aftermoon by | e s c p |...

We talk the met gala, the Goonies bone piano scene and pitch a movie which treats the song "Empire State of Mind" with the same reverence the film "Yesterday" treats the Beatles. Enjoy! These are the deleted scenes from Life's a Pitch episode 344, if this is your first time listening, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main episode to give these snippets some context.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has to go to the jungle every month and Rhys Darby is going to find out why.. Honourable Mentions Jungle Rumble: A mockumentary about the worlds worst event. Jungle Bell Rock: A family, on their Christmas trip to New York end up going to the wrong Amazon airport and are saved by an unlikely hero. Credits music - Lazy Aftermoon by | e s c p | escp-music.bandcamp.com Music...

We discover the terrible secret to where our accents go when we pinch our noses. Also, in trying to figure out why someone would be in a relationship with a bin, we end up describing what might actually be a pretty decent movie! These are the deleted scenes from Life's a Pitch episode 343, if this is your first time listening, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main episode to give th...

In our pursuit of the perfect family movie, we delve into dark corners for zany family movie characters with the tense intergalactic thriller BONGUS. What would you do if you lived with an alien who you couldn't ask to leave because of an intergalactic treaty? How far would you go to get some peace and quiet? Honourable Mentions: Ok, time to Bond - What does 007 do now he's retired and settled dow...

Does your advert need a hype man? Jason Statham is there to answer that question on this weeks deleted scenes as we pitch some more adverts! This is the Deleted Scenes from episode 342 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if it's your first time listening, we recommend going back and listening to the main episode first, it'll give these weird snippets some context. Or don't, we're not the boss of you.

We're returning to the world of 60's Madison Avenue this episode as we pitch multiple ads for multiple products suggested to us by YOU! The Listener! Find us on facebook.com/lifesapitch podcast and tweet us @lifesapitchshow Credits music - Lazy Aftermoon by | e s c p | escp-music.bandcamp.com Music promoted by www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) creativecommons.org/l...