Life With No Warning

Isa talks about her recent experiences going out in paris and how going to bars here is honestly a gamble. One second you’re talking to some super artsy mysterious guy, the next second your friend is smashing a creepy old man’s phone. She spills all the tea about bar hopping in paris and how a night out can either be really fun... or turn into the worst story you’ve ever heard. See Privacy Polic...

Isa explains how her casual nights in Paris somehow involve speed-running three wines, a beer, and a tequila shot like it’s a competitive sport. She then literally runs into the first guy she ever dated in Paris and starts wondering why he keeps spawning everywhere she goes. Very normal city behaviour, nothing cursed about it at all. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠ @isa.jorio⁠ TikTok: ⁠ @isaaapis...

This episode, Isa spirals one last time before the new year. She recaps 2025 - the year she lovingly calls “my frontal lobe is actually developing” - aka the year of finally understanding herself (against her will). From chaotic dating in Paris to figuring out friendships and surviving questionable drunk nights, it’s reflective, slightly unhinged, and weirdly hopeful. Isa closes it out feeling del...

This week, Isa has a full existential spiral about adult friendships. She dishes out some actually useful tips on breaking the ice when you’re awkward, shy, or physically unable to make eye contact for more than three seconds. AND she reveals the social group she created to help lonely-but-cute people in Paris make friends, mingle, and pretend they’re not internally screaming. Overall: inspiration...

In this episode, Isa gets real about friendships and feeling out of place — everywhere. After moving through eight countries, apparently, that does things to your sense of belonging. She talks about finally finding people who make her feel safe enough to actually be herself, which is terrifying but also kind of beautiful. Isa also dives into what it’s like to not feel fully fluent in either of her...

Today, Isa spirals about Halloween, the internet and how her brain has been permanently altered by dating a Latino man. Everyone’s fake, nothing’s real and somehow she still cares about what her digital reflection thinks of her. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠ @isa.jorio⁠ TikTok: ⁠ @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d...

Isa had a dream about her barista and decided that obviously means she likes him. She confesses her dream-fuelled love. he says no. Now she’s spiralling and realizing maybe the icks she invents are why she’s chronically single. It’s delusion, rejection, and self-sabotage at its hottest. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠ @isa.jorio⁠ TikTok: ⁠ @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy a...

Isa spirals about the curse of dating, and why men simply aren’t men anymore. She’s too nonchalant to care, too self-aware to date, and somehow still getting recognized from TikTok while having an existential crisis. Basically… just another fever dream. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠ @isa.jorio⁠ TikTok: ⁠ @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...

Ouija boards, demons, and the hat man…. Isa dives into spooky stories, bad decisions, and the sinister little moments that haunt her brain at night. Basically, if you ever wanted to feel like a ghost is lowkey staring at you while you sleep — this is the episode. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠ @isa.jorio⁠ TikTok: ⁠ @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy No...

Isa talks about The Summer I Turned Pretty finale, where literally everyone on the show bullies Conrad just for being honest, Susannah would’ve approved. Also, Benito? Yeah… he can get it. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠ @isa.jorio⁠ TikTok: ⁠ @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Isa’s room has mould, and apparently it’s awakened her inner therapist. Today’s sermon: heal yourself before you hoe yourself. Stop ignoring your feelings, stop dating weird men to distract yourself, sit in your lil mouldy room and cry about it. Big sister energy says: you’re not going to heal if you keep running away from the feelings you’re feeling right now. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠ @isa.jor...

This week Isa is back in Paris (again lol) and everything’s already falling apart… no electricity, no friends, no sense of stability. just pure chaos. Tune in for the glamorous life of a girl who can’t even charge her phone in her own apartment. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:/...

Isa unpacks why being alone isn’t the same as being lonely. She makes the case that once you actually get to know yourself, you stop chasing validation from random people. Turns out, your own company might be better than forced small talk. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠ @isa.jorio⁠ TikTok: ⁠ @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.co...

Isa spirals about how nothing hits like it used to. not her favorite shows, not painting, not even iced coffee (yeah, it’s that bad). We’re asking the big question: Is this depression... or have we just been on our phones since 2014? Expect serotonin shortages, doomscrolling confessions, and a group existential crisis with a side of giggles. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaa...

Isa dives headfirst into your worst dating stories because why heal from trauma when you can turn it into content? From getting high and frog-hunting with a guy, to discovering a loose chicken wing in a man’s pants (???), to being told you’re a solid 6.5 on someone’s date rating chart . Tune in for red flags, psychic damage, and whatever the opposite of romance is. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

This week, Isa dives into Harry Styles’ new sex toy line - because apparently touring wasn’t  stimulating  enough. Then she compares life in Mexico vs Europe: where water bottle caps don’t come off (??), people are somehow crankier  and colder, and the general vibe is "please suffer in silence". We spiral, we heal, we sexually awaken to a silicone pear. Classic Monday. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠⁠...

This episode: You sent in your au pair horror stories and… y’all need therapy. From cannibal host moms to kids shoving you onto train tracks! Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We made it to 100 episodes… somehow. This week, Isa dyes her hair while her mom drops unexpected wisdom and answers the most random questions ever. Things get weird, the hair gets questionable, and we probably trauma bonded. Classic. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...

Isa talks about how deactivating her Instagram has been the best decision she's made in a while — fewer opinions, fewer strangers yelling into the void, and way more peace of mind. We get into how the internet has basically made everyone a clone of the last video they watched, and how exhausting that can be. Individuality? Hanging on by a thread. Also… Isa just turned 24. Is it too early for a mid...

This week Isa talks about her journey through rebound nation and how her most recent hook-up left her feeling like a hollowed-out Capri Sun. Her sister jumps in randomly throughout the episode to offer emotional support. we talk healing, delusion, and why rebounding is basically just emotional meth. Is she thriving? Is she spiralling? Both. Always tune in. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jo...

This week, Isa drags her friend Camille to psychoanalyze each other by trauma bonding . They try to guess each other’s “life lessons they’ve learnt after living in Paris for a year, aka things they  should  have learned but probably didn't. It's like therapy, but with worse advice and no copay. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Poli...

Hi, I’m Isa and this is my 8th shot of the night. Things are blurry, I took scissors to my hair and emerged with bangs, delusion, and a god complex. Then I hit the streets, flirted with 47 men, just to bum a cig. Mission accomplished. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

This week, Isa spirals (again) — but like, cute-spiraling — about the eternal curse of growing up shy. She breaks down why outgoing people act like shy people are cryptids in the woods, and how being quiet doesn’t mean you’re plotting their downfall?? Spoiler: she’s literally just trying not to pass out from saying “hi.” Isa also has an existential friendship crisis (classic) and wonders if she’ll...

Barista Bae kissed her ONCE and now she’s swearing off love like it’s dairy. Is Isa entering her celibate monk era or just in deep denial? Will she ever date, text back, or even make eye contact again? Tune in for confusion, overanalysing, and a breakdown or two - probably. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy a...

This week, Isa accidentally “flirts” her way into the barista’s Instagram and spirals into an existential crisis about dating again (love is dead but maybe iced oat lattes aren’t?). We also talk about James Charles getting cancelled for the 73rd time, Evan Johnson rotting in jail where he BELONGS, and Kayla living her best, most feral free-woman life. It’s chaos, it’s healing, it’s legally questio...