Life With No Warning

Isa and her sister accidentally befriend a guy barista (?) and get roped into one of those random "questions about guys" TikTok videos filmed on the street (painfully awkward). Also, casual announcement: MY SISTER IS MOVING TO PARIS?! We’re spiraling. Grab a coffee (or three) and cry-laugh with us. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://ar...

Isa and Monique discuss why Love Island is their roman empire and how a man can go from ‘he’s so hot omg’ to ‘this dude needs to shut the hell up’ in 0.2 seconds. Beauty fades, the ick is forever. Follow Isa on: Instagram: ⁠ @isa.jorio⁠ TikTok: ⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

In this week’s episode, Isa rants about how dressing like a little boy from 2003 doesn’t make her gay, and how people need to stop playing Fashion Police x Sexuality Detective. Just because she moves her hands a certain way doesn’t mean she’s into your cousin, Karen. Mind your business. Let people wear what they want and be who they are - unless they’re wearing toe shoes. Then, judgment is allowed...

Isa got a bone to pick with the universe - because why does NO ONE have a crush on her? And to make matters worse, she's in a battle of emotions with the ghost of a guy she cut out of her life... but for some reason, he  still  won't leave her head. It's a whirlwind of frustration, self-reflection, and trying to move on from something that’s been haunting her thoughts. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @i...

Reading body language and unpacking self-sabotage, because who doesn’t love to ruin their own life every now and then? Grab your snacks, it’s about to get awkward, hilarious, and uncomfortably relatable. Don’t worry, we’re all falling apart together. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://ar...

Isa dishes out the harsh truth about breaking no contact: Don’t do it. You’ll feel stupid and just feed his ego. She also gets real about how, if she were a man, she’d be bonerless because nothing turns her on. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

In this week’s episode, Isa dives into the importance of being comfortable with your own company. She reflects on how vital it is to focus on personal growth and self-love before diving into the world of dating. While dates can be fun, Isa shares that if you’re not feeling great about yourself or in a good mental space, jumping into relationships might not be the best move. After trying to date ag...

So, what's new? Not much, just your girl unraveling in real time. Isa finally pulls the plug on the French guy - c'est fini - and let’s just say, she’s got some thoughts. Then, in a plot twist, she dives deep into the age-old debate: are platonic friendships or romantic relationships more important? Spoiler: platonic wins, even though sometimes they  hurt  more than a stubbed toe. Tune in for the...

Isa is surprisingly feeling the love this Valentine’s Day. She questions if boyfriends should ask their girlfriends to be their Valentine or if it’s a given. Plus, she spirals into a conversation about the trauma response of constantly wanting to start over and move on. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...

Isa takes you through everything you need to know about clubbing and bar hopping in Paris - now that she’s spent 7 months mastering the art of the night out in the city. From the best spots to hit to insider tips, she’s got you covered. And of course, no Parisian night out story is complete without a wild anecdote - Isa spills the tea on a recent night where she stumbled into Fashion Week models a...

Isa dives deep into the oddly fulfilling art of being a B friend. You know, the one who’s there, in the background, silently cheering you on. We lay out a list of reasons why being the background friend isn’t actually a curse. Spoiler: it might be more fun than being the main friend! But Isa had to spiral into a whole tangent about how some guy is definitely lowkey stalking her. Follow Isa on: Ins...

Isa’s embracing change - aka she got nipple piercings because, duh, it’s an instant hotness upgrade. Welcome to the club. Should you get them too? Probably, but let’s break it down. Meanwhile, she barely survived her death-trap Parisian apartment stairs, almost broke an elbow, and literally sliced her ass. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art1...

Isa is full-on crashing out over her love life because her situationship ended... like, is it even over? Literally  question mark. Paris is supposed to be the city of love, but all it’s giving is emotional damage and overpriced coffee. Chaos, the delusions, and Isa trying to make sense of why boys in Paris are just  as trash  as boys everywhere else. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @i...

This week, Isa goes all in on tarot readings and exposes the scam behind love readings - like, they’re just out here feeding our delusions and snatching our money. Period. Sure, it’s fun to believe, but let’s be real: no deck of cards is telling you when you’ll meet your soulmate. Isa’s on a mission to break the spell (literally) and stop us all from spiraling over vague predictions. Tune in for t...

This week, Isa and her sister Moni reunite and dive headfirst into chaos. Moni spills on how she bleached her eyebrows and got  literally laughed at  by strangers, while Isa talks about bleaching her hair and ending up with a full-on facial rash. Oh, and of course, we sprinkle in some classic drama because what’s a sibling catch-up without roasting bad decisions? Tune in for the laughs, the oversh...

In this week’s episode, Isa recounts the absolute chaos of being hungover on a flight (spoiler: it’s worse than you think) and how she almost got sued during her last night out with a friend who’s leaving Paris. It’s giving legal drama, emotional damage, and questionable life choices. Also, why are men so dramatic? Like, relax—you're not the main character. Tune in for the mess, the unsolicited op...

Okay, so here’s the sitch: Luigi Mangione did murder a whole capitalist overlord, but like... why is he serving so hard while doing it? Is Isa wrong for thinking he’s fine? Meanwhile, in the we listen and we don’t judge safe zone - yes, Isa exposes some dark and gross stuff, but she's being her true, real self, and isn’t that supposed to be good? Like, isn’t it inspiring to just be yourself? And s...

Okay, buckle up, babes. This week’s episode is CHAOS™️. Isa’s life? Falling apart in real-time (again). She’s spiraling about whether she should stay in Paris and live her main character fantasy - or pack it all up, fly back home, and, like, commit to a soul-crushing 9-to-5. Is this adulthood or just emotional sabotage? But wait, there’s more. Her close friendship ? On the verge of shattering beca...

So, like, Isa is SO late to the “Hear Me Out Cake” trend, it’s actually kind of embarrassing? But of course, she couldn’t resist, because she just  had  to expose herself. This week, she’s airing out her most mortifying crushes—like, we’re talking cartoon characters. DRAWINGS. Not real people. She explains why she likes them, and honestly, it’s a little concerning. Like... are we okay? Is she okay...

In this week’s Life With No Warning episode, things get... intense. We’re talking cigarette addictions (because why not?), the absolute betrayal of getting pimples in 2024 (really?), Paris snow that made us feel like our skin was melting off, and breaking news —Khalid is gay! Honestly, it’s a vibe. Tune in as we spiral, laugh, and pretend we have our lives together. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa....

In this week's episode, Isa gets real about her urge to constantly hit "reset" on her life. After moving to 8 countries, she reveals how her instinct to escape kicks in whenever things go off-track. From impulsive haircuts (that never quite work out) to needing a fresh start, Isa dives into how these patterns of self-sabotage play into her bigger fears. She also opens up about the struggle of cutt...

After some intense Instagram detective work, Isa accidentally stumbles upon the ex-girlfriend of the guy she’s been talking to - and she is not happy about it. Cue Isa’s dramatic pivot: she’s officially done with men. In a frustrated rant, she declares she’s joining the B4 Movement - a celibacy club for women who are simply too tired to deal with men anymore. “No Men, No Problems” from now on, and...

Isa talks about her tendency to unknowingly friendzone people and how she often misses cues when someone is flirting with her. She shares a story about going to a Halloween party with her sister, where they were the only ones dressed up, making them feel out of place. To make things more awkward, a random guy at the party assumed she was 16 and asked for her ID to confirm she was actually 23. Isa...

This week, Isa is joined by her sister, fresh off the plane in Paris for a visit. They dive into growing up chronically online from way too young - like, remember those old celebrity edits? Yeah, Moni used to make those... The sisters also spill on their mom’s “magic” onion water cure (Isa may or may not have thrown up from it), and swap stories about pregnancy scares and laugh envy - yes, they bo...

Isa opens up about her deep emotions after hearing the devastating news of Liam Payne's passing, reflecting on her love for One Direction and its impact on her. But the mood quickly shifts as she recounts her wild Halloween Friday night in Paris — awkward metro rides while covered in fake blood, awkward stares (for celebrating a bit too early), and a night that spirals into mayhem: throwing up, ba...