Libel The Bible

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Two atheists from Queens, NY read the Bible for the first time in their lives and get together to record a show about the experience. Expulsion from Eden? Planet wide extinction event? Raining fire and brimstone? Rising from the dead? We're gonna have some thoughts. Religion, pop culture, irreverent comedy and maybe a curse word here or there.#Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #Creation #Commentary #Education #Funny #Atheism #Atheist #Religion

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Ep 48 - Eat Your Meat (Deuteronomy 12-14) 29.11.2022 1:17:11

Rusty's appropriate amount of drug use leads him to want to give away the cow for free. Moses lets the Israelites know they've had it easy thus far. You wanna eat? Eat. This tabernacle reeks!

Ep 47 - George Jetson's Treadmill to Heaven (Deuteronomy 10-11) 22.11.2022 1:06:34

You like it over there?  Good.  Go there.  Moses lays out a very narrow, perilous pathway for the congregation to follow to the land of Milk and Urine.  It's official:  Rusty is just SOOO much f'ing smarter than Scott!  

Ep 46 - Nothing I can do now, I guess I'll keep on Ramblin' (Deuteronomy 8-9) 15.11.2022 1:17:28

Moses rambles on...in the talkative way.  The Germans...The French...The French Canadians...The Japanese...Rusty's got enough for all y'all.  Two "R" words have an "R" word-drench conversation about the "R" word.  Everyone agrees - Rusty is well worth $5 per month.

Ep 45 - Ass Cancer of the Brain for an Unfortunate Son (Deuteronomy 6-7) 08.11.2022 1:14:43

The Libel The Bible Bible project is unveiled!  Rusty receives a well-earned promotion!  All of Yahweh's rules boil down to a single Great Commandment: Yahweh 24/7 or pay dearly.  Pete eats pumpkins - when not falling out of arks.  Don't play cards with cheating-ass, hornets-up-his-sleeve Yahweh. Libel The Bible, Bible, God, Jesus, Comedy, Podcast, Irreverent, Adam and Eve, Gar...

Ep 44 - OK, Boomer (Deuteronomy 4-5) 01.11.2022 1:25:06

The congregation is just about ready to cross the threshold.  Moses prattles on and on to the younger generation of stiff-necks.  It's a classic case of, "Do as Yahweh says, not as I do." Libel The Bible, Bible, God, Jesus, Comedy, Podcast, Irreverent, Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah’s Ark, Abraham, Moses, Book of Genesis, Creation, Commentary, Atheist, Bible Skeptic, Atheism, Theolog...

Ep 43- Tales From The Moses Side (Deuteronomy 1-3) 25.10.2022 1:07:18

Our recording marathon continued, getting together for a third night in a row. Moses lays the first recorded Jewish guilt trip on the Israelites. Yahweh tells Moses to look around and take in everything he won't be a part of. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #athei...

Ep 42- The Boundaries of My Patience With Scott ( Numbers 34-36) 19.10.2022 1:29:27

Due to Scott's incompetence, we rerecorded this episode after missing our Tuesday morning deadline. We discuss. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #ten...

Ep 41 - Jagged Little Pills (Numbers 32-33) 11.10.2022 1:29:40

Scott's off his meds!!!  The Gads and the Rubes are off the farm.  Yahweh is off his rocker. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandme...

Ep 40- Love Is a Battlefield (Numbers 28-31) 04.10.2022 1:10:43

Yahweh's repetitiveness is getting annoying. We identify the origin of misogyny. More war and rape and kidnapping. Basically, another few Biblical chapters. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #...

Ep 39- Yahweh and The New Census Generation (Numbers 25-27) 27.09.2022 1:29:51

Rusty hates Law Enforcement.  Yahweh hates Baal.  Phineas the Incel hates other people getting some. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tenc...

Ep 38- The Great Prig In The Sky (Numbers 22-24) 20.09.2022 1:27:37

In this episode: Talking donkeys! The Angel of Death! Yahweh Blessings! Confused Canaanites! Madness! #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandmen...

Ep 37- Those Who Canaanite, Preach (Numbers 20-21) 13.09.2022 1:27:56

Miriam dies. Aaron dies. Canaanites die. The Israelites are dying of thirst. No promised land for Moses! #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommand...

Ep 36- Leader of the Whack (Numbers 16-19) 06.09.2022 1:25:41

The legitimacy of Moses and Aaron is questioned by the people. Yahweh opens up the earth and swallows all dissenters. More rules to follow. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelite...

Ep 35- North by Northeast (Numbers 13-15) 30.08.2022 1:36:05

Moses recruits spies to peep on Canaanite kingdoms. The Israelites start to realize they're gonna have to fight if they want their "promised" land. Yahweh kills 15,000 Israelites.

Ep 34- I'm Gonna Be...40 Years (Numbers 9-12) 23.08.2022 1:32:01

After over 1 year at the base of Sinai, the Israelites are finally on the move at which point they realize all they've been eating this entire time is manna! Aaron and Miriam shoot their shot against Moses. Yahweh does Yahweh shit (you know, give people plagues and disease for almost no reason). #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraha...

Ep 33 - Nazarite When It Feels So Wrong (Numbers 5-8) 16.08.2022 1:22:33

Yahweh, fearful of earthly yuck, once again reminds the Israelites about contamination. Yahweh establishes a gynecological practice. Abortion! Nazirites! Forced Abortion! Nazirites! #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church...

Ep 32 - Season 1 Lowlights (Redux 2) 16.08.2022 58:18

IF YOU LISTENED TO "EPISODE 32: SEASON 1 HIGHLIGHT REEL" BEFORE AUGUST, 17, 2022, GIVE "EP32 - SEASON 1 LOWLIGHTS (REDUX 2)" A LISTEN - THE EPISODE IS NOW TRIPLE IN SIZE! Rusty had a planned trip coming up fast.  We planned to record some extra episodes to ensure we could continue to make our Tuesday release date.  So I had to F that all up by going out and getting me some COVID.  I...

Ep 31- Comfortably Numbers (Numbers 1-4) 02.08.2022 1:12:08

Season 4 Premiere. There's a reason it's called the Book of Numbers. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandments #10commandments #biblestudy #L...

Bonus Content. You're Welcome! 28.07.2022 22:13

We were an hour into recording Episode 30, when we realized recording stopped around the 22 minute mark. This is what would have been episode 30...up until it just stops. Enjoy. Or don't. It's an extra.

Ep 30- I've Looked Over Jordan...(Leviticus 26-27) 26.07.2022 1:52:02

30th Episode, Season Finale BONANZA EPISODE in which Yahweh lets these stiff-necks know what's what. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #tencommandment...

Ep 29- Jubilee This Shit That's Happening? (Leviticus 24-25) 19.07.2022 1:21:00

Yahweh explains the Jubilee Year to the Israelites. For example, what to do with those pesky slaves and deadbeat relatives who borrowed money. It's a once in a lifetime event you won't wanna miss. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirit...

Ep 28- My Dinner with Yahweh (Leviticus 21-23) 12.07.2022 1:39:31

Yahweh continues to hold the Israelites hostage at the base of Sinai. In addition to everything else, he reveals himself to be an ableist and possibly a genetic supremacist.  #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #c...

Ep 27- It's Yahweh or the Highway (Leviticus 19-20) 05.07.2022 1:33:20

Rusty ponders mortality and the pain of death. Yahweh gives his thoughts on hairstyles, tattoos, wizards and sex. Who the fuck is Molech? #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites...

Ep 26- Dishonorable Discharges (Leviticus 15-18) 28.06.2022 1:14:35

Yahweh talks about genital leakages. Because it wasn't extensive enough before, we get more instructions on killing animals. Sexual no-nos. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelit...

Ep 25- Burnt Offerings (Leviticus 10-14) 21.06.2022 1:48:30

Yahweh burns people alive. Moses displays his lack of empathy and human emotion. The Israelites get a lesson on what's kosher and what's not. Scott falls deeper and deeper down the alien rabbit hole. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spi...