Libel The Bible

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Two atheists from Queens, NY read the Bible for the first time in their lives and get together to record a show about the experience. Expulsion from Eden? Planet wide extinction event? Raining fire and brimstone? Rising from the dead? We're gonna have some thoughts. Religion, pop culture, irreverent comedy and maybe a curse word here or there.#Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #Creation #Commentary #Education #Funny #Atheism #Atheist #Religion

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Ep 73- It's A Hard Ark Life (1 Samuel 3-6) 23.05.2023 1:30:59

Murder next door! Barcodes on Priests! Samuel gets an important call. The Ark is put in play! The Ark is taken! The Ark is promptly returned! The Philistines live up to their name.

Ep 72- Samuel L. Conception. (I Samuel 1-2) 16.05.2023 1:33:34

Scott's comedy journey. Jordan Neely's last journey. Rusty's spoken word journey. Hannah's conception journey. Samuel's ascension journey.

Ep 71- The Babe (Ruth 1-4) 09.05.2023 1:31:09

Scott's day at a gay friendly bar has his brain foggy. Rusty dissects the mystery of Kamala Harris's success. We discuss the concept of nostalgia and why it's not alway appropriate. Ruth sticks with her mother-in law.

Ep 70- It's All About The Benjamins! (Judges 19-21) 02.05.2023 1:25:20

Just when you thought you knew the Israelites, they reveal themselves to be kidnapping, gang rapists, willing to start a civil war. Actually, if you've listened to any of our episodes, you know exactly who these scumbags are.

Ep 69- Nice! (Judges 16-18) 25.04.2023 1:09:23

We're very excited to do 69---I mean episode 69. We talk Lebowski, Reefer Madness and The Expense. Samson and Delilah turns out to be quite the toxic relationship. Let's not forget Dan; everyone else seems to have.

Ep 68- Godweiser! The King of Spears (Judges 13-15) 18.04.2023 1:23:37

Rusty declares war on the audience! Scott declares war on COCKPUNCH! Rusty explains the Twitter Files. We're introduced to Samson and quickly learn that he's a human wrecking ball.

Ep 67- This Goes Out to Our Captive Audience (Judges 10-12) 11.04.2023 1:19:46

Rusty mocks one of our paying customers. Scott likes our new format. Donald Trump indictment. Judges. More Judges and even more Judges. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #E...

Ep 66- The Kill of Victory and the Agony of Repeat (Judges 8-9) 04.04.2023 1:31:55

As a result of our audience's apathy, we're forced to be sponsored by DeSantis 2024! If you don't want Alex Jones next, go to Patreon.com/libelthebible and become a Patron.

Ep 65- Oppression Olympics (Judges 6-7) 28.03.2023 1:17:13

Trump's indictment. Rusty's emotional needs. Scott's felonious childhood friends. Baal is once again disrespected by Yahweh and his cult.

Ep 64- Into the Amiss (Judges 4-5) 21.03.2023 1:24:32

In this episode we engage in a good old fashioned Bible reading. So open your Bibles to Judges 4 to read along. Also, Zig Heil salutes, Silicon Valley Bank rants, and the usual nonsense we spew from our mouth holes. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheis...

Ep 63- If They Say Why, Why, Tell Them That It's Human Nature (Judges 1-3) 14.03.2023 1:39:08

Is Scott too white? Are humans inherently selfish? What happens to circumcised foreskins? Who are the Judges? Why are the Israelites so stubborn? #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #...

Ep 62- Gettin' Cheugy Wit It! (Joshua 18-24) 07.03.2023 1:35:14

We attempt to connect with the youth by learning Gen Z phrases. Speaking of youth, Joshua understood the assignment and simped for Yahweh. He divided up the remaining Canaanite land, gave a succinct and eloquent farewell speech, and died. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #s...

Ep 61- This Land Is Your Land (Joshua 13-17) 28.02.2023 1:20:33

Scott appeals to the 18-25 demographic by regaling them with stories of his dad's 80th birthday party. A Selena Gomez feud comes across Rusty's radar. Joshua apportions land based on ancient covenants and pragmatic necessity. That's it. We tried. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Comme...

Ep 60- This is Episode 60 (Joshua 10-12) 21.02.2023 1:11:57

Scott considers Vista the Esau of Operating Systems.  As his idols age and die, Rusty ponders his own mortality. Scott doesn't give a fuck! Joshua's army eradicates much of Canaan and Yahweh's promise is fulfilled.  #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #athei...

Ep 59- Trick or Retreat (Joshua 7-9) 14.02.2023 1:17:56

We cancel our ballooning plans until the whole blowing them up thing dies down. Scott impresses his boss- NOT- with dad jokes. Achan's home remodeling plans are dismantled. The Gibeonites find out it's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis...

Ep 58-The One With The Hill of Foreskins (Joshua 4-6) 07.02.2023 1:35:10

Scott desires to be more like Apollo Creed. I wanna fight a goose. Joshua wants to fight Jericho. Lots of circumcisions. Yahweh's commands are followed without deviation or questioning. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Chu...

Ep 57- Joshua and The New Power Generation (Joshua 1-3) 31.01.2023 1:15:53

Scott works through his Moses directed anger. Rusty works through his hockey directed anger. The rest of the episode is filled with spies, brothels and The Promised Land!#LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #pod...

Ep 56- The Last Persuade (Deuteronomy 32-34) 24.01.2023 1:27:31

We complete our journey through the first 5 books of the Bible, otherwise known as The Torah and ask ourselves if we're now as knowledgeable as Rabbinical scholars. Moses sings. Yahweh taunts.

Ep 55- Ask Not What Yahweh Can Do For You...(Deuteronomy 29-31) 17.01.2023 1:21:10

Rusty claims his Israeli birthright. Scott realizes he loves the minutiae of Israeli Law. Moses introduces Joshua as his replacement. Yahweh doesn't miss an opportunity to tell Moses about his impending death and the ultimate downfall of the stiff necked Israelites.

Ep 54- Here, Ye? Hear Ye! (Deuteronomy 26-28) 10.01.2023 1:20:58

A serendipitous meeting of an Intactivist and an adult who circumcised himself. Scott can't escape his family. Sorry... with his family from an escape room. The Israelites can't escape from Moses's continued droning about the end-user covenant agreement for worshiping Yahweh. H.W. assignment: Read Deuteronomy 28:15-End

Ep 53- How Can You Mend a Broken Testicle? (Deuteronomy 23-25) 03.01.2023 1:06:23

Scott spruces up the studio with sound dampening solutions and asks all the important questions about testicles. Moses spruces up Canaan making soldiers bury their shit. 

Ep 52 - Libel The Bible Christmas Spectacular 24.12.2022 1:40:37

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and see you in the New Year with new episodes.

Ep 51- How Much For That Virgin In the Window? (Deuteronomy 20-22) 20.12.2022 1:25:45

Murder! War! Sex! We just don't know what else anyone would want from a podcast.

Ep 50- Crime and Punishment (Deuteronomy 17-19) 13.12.2022 1:14:13

It's our Golden Episode Anniversary! Come celebrate by hearing about Israelite rules for stonings, sit-downs with Yahweh, selecting kings and being a soothsayer.

Ep 49 - Awl in the Family (Deuteronomy 15-16) 06.12.2022 1:31:41

Rusty breaks down antisemitism...and then thanks god for it.   Maybe Moses masterminded the escape from Egypt without god’s help, after all.   Don’t get too cozy with your master.  Ya herd?   Primordial social media makes it’s debut.  YA HERD?!? Libel The Bible, Bible, God, Jesus, Comedy, Podcast, Irreverent, Adam  and Eve, Garden of Eden, Noah’s Ark, Abraham, Moses,...