Libel The Bible

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Two atheists from Queens, NY read the Bible for the first time in their lives and get together to record a show about the experience. Expulsion from Eden? Planet wide extinction event? Raining fire and brimstone? Rising from the dead? We're gonna have some thoughts. Religion, pop culture, irreverent comedy and maybe a curse word here or there.#Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #Creation #Commentary #Education #Funny #Atheism #Atheist #Religion

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Libel The Bible

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Ep 24- It's Not Me, It's You (Leviticus 1-9) 14.06.2022 1:31:06

God can't stand the stiff-necked Israelites, but lays out the rituals they need to perform to be clean in his presence.  #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exod...

Ep 23- Exodus Stage Left (Exodus 37-40) 07.06.2022 1:11:06

We close out Exodus, but not before Scott goes all-in and reveals himself to be a literalist. Rusty gets pissy. Yahweh does Yahweh shit. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #...

Ep 22- Alien's Covenant:Redux (Exodus 33-36) 31.05.2022 1:25:14

Yahweh professes his dislike of the Israelites, then spits some serious Gangsta bars. Moses gets irradiated. The Covenant gets retold. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Eg...

Ep 21- An Alien, a Golden Calf and Moses Walk Into a Bar (Exodus 30-32) 24.05.2022 1:39:47

Yahweh provides decontamination instructions. He and Moses are annoyed by a Golden Calf. Moses orders a 9/11 worth of deaths as punishment. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israeli...

Ep 20- Extreme Home Makeover: Yahweh Edition (Exodus 24-29) 17.05.2022 1:28:25

Yahweh wants Moses to pimp his tent. He likes gold, fine linens and oddly specific dimensions. And he wants that chef master grill for his twice daily offerings. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Ja...

Ep 19- Angel of the Morning...and Death. (Exodus 23) 10.05.2022 1:27:09

God details His laws of justice, farming and festivals. More conquest promises (where have we heard these before?). #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses...

Ep 18- Who Died and Left God In Charge? (Exodus 22) 03.05.2022 1:25:18

Virgins are valuable. Beastiality is bad. Don't fuck with a man's ox. 0% interest rates. It never ends with I Am and His fucking laws! #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #E...

Ep 17- Are You There Moses? It's Me, God! (Exodus 20-21) 26.04.2022 1:29:43

God blesses us with Ten Commandments and tells us how to treat slaves, because that's a totally acceptable thing. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #Exodus #Moses #t...

Ep 16- Religiose Encounters of the Absurd Mind (Exodus 17-19) 19.04.2022 1:18:21

God decides to appear before the Nation of Israel and descends upon Mt. Sinai. We're not saying it was Aliens...but was it Aliens? We make a case for why that's more reasonable than a divine being appearing. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #relig...

Ep 15- Let Them Eat Crepe! (Exodus 13-16) 12.04.2022 1:06:34

We analyze God using the DSM and give Him a psychological diagnosis. The Israelites cross the Red Sea and invent the musical. God threatens the Israelites...but only if they're disobedient. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality...

Ep 14- An Exodus For the Rest of Us (Exodus 9-12) 05.04.2022 1:33:03

God continues his kill count and the Israelites celebrate their first Passover; you know...cause of the murdered Egyptian babies. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #podcast #Jacob #Israel #Israelites #Egypt #...

Ep 13- Forgot About Yahweh (Exodus 5-8) 29.03.2022 1:00:25

Yahweh does his best Dr. Dre impression and reminds everyone he's the OG (capital "G"), but instead of bars, he's spitting blood...and frogs. Oh, and flies and gnats. It's the beginning of the plagues. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #s...

Ep 12- The Message (Exodus 1-4) 22.03.2022 1:24:03

The Israelites are oppressed for centuries. Our hero, Moses is introduced, and immediately commits murder. God attempts to murder. A talking bush and an ad hoc circumcision. Normal Bible stuff. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Pharaoh #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spiritual...

Ep 11- Kippur By The Dozen (Genesis 45-50) 15.03.2022 1:27:58

Season 1 Finale: Jacob's sons reconcile and reminisce. Awkward. The Israelites move to Egypt where they'll finally find acceptance and totally won't become slaves. Right? Jacob's last words to his sons. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Irreverent #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #NoahsArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religi...

Ep 10- The Jews Brothers (Genesis 40-44) 08.03.2022 46:36

THE TENTH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA: Joseph becomes Zoltar™ and reads everyone's fortunes. The Pharaoh Pimps Joseph's Ride™ (and his clothes). Family reunion with Joseph's conniving brothers! A surprising lack of sex crimes. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Irreverent #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #Noah’sArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheis...

Ep 9- Does Joseph Dream of Body Politic? (Genesis 36-39) 28.02.2022 1:11:14

Fratricide? ✅ Slavery? ✅ Prostitution? ✅ God killing people? ✅ False Rape Accusations? ✅ Ejaculation? ✅ Join us for another tale of God's favorite family. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Irreverent #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #Noah’sArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #atheism #religion #spirituality #Church #comedy #p...

Ep 8- Love The One You Rape (Genesis 33-35) 22.02.2022 1:22:02

Esau reunites with Jacob. Jacob's daughter gets raped, but it's ok, cause the rapist loves her; and he's rich. Circumcisions for everyone! Death for everyone! Isaac's still alive? WTF is going on? We discuss it all. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Irreverent #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #Noah’sArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheist #at...

Ep 7- Brokehip Mountain (Genesis 30-32) 15.02.2022 59:50

Rachel pimps her "maid" to Jacob. Leah pimps her "maid" to Jacob. Jacob is living the life, but it's time to go home, but not before a night of literal wrestling with God. The only problem is that vendetta Esau swore against him. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Irreverent #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #Noah’sArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skepti...

Ep 6- A Minute Late and a Shekel Short (Genesis 26-29) 08.02.2022 1:09:18

Again with famine. Again my wife, my sister. Again with a covenant. Again with a brother's fury. The Phicol matter is about to hit the fan. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Irreverent #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #Noah’sArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheism #atheist

Ep 5- Happiness Is a Warm Son (Genesis 20-25) 01.02.2022 1:30:59

A nice family story of incest, filicide and sibling betrayal. You know, family friendly Sunday morning entertainment. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Irreverent #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #Noah’sArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary #skeptic #atheism #atheist

Ep 4- Spare No Rod, Mohel the Child (Genesis 12-19) 25.01.2022 1:19:43

Dysfunctional families are apparently not a new phenomenon. Blink-and-you-miss-them wars, rescue operations, fire and brimstone - none of which could prepare us for the depravity in a far-off cave. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Irreverent #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #Noah’sArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary

Ep 3- Noah's Lark (Genesis 6-11) 19.01.2022 56:06

God's not happy and has a plan; Extinction! Well...not entirely. Noah's cool. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Irreverent #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #Noah’sArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary

Ep 2 - Let There Be Pod (Genesis 1-5) 19.01.2022 59:16

Creation in 6 and a 1/4 days. Eden. Adam and Eve. Cain and Abel. We discuss all of it. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God #Jesus #Comedy #Podcast #Irreverent #AdamandEve #GardenofEden #Noah’sArk #Abraham #Exodus #Genesis #BookofGenesis #Creation #Commentary

Ep 1- Before The Light 19.01.2022 51:34

Two atheists from Queens, NY read the Bible (not on air, you maniacs!) for the first time in their lives and get together to record a show about the experience. Expulsion from Eden? Planet wide extinction event? Raining fire and brimstone? Rising from the dead? We're gonna have some thoughts. Religion, pop culture, irreverent comedy and maybe a curse word here or there. #LibelTheBible #Bible #God...