Late To The Table

Two men talk loudly into a microphone. meta taggin': Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Giraffes

In the most heavily edited episode to date, the guys manage to cut out all of Mike's socialist rants but leave in a whole lotta butt stuff. WHOOPS. Metataggin': The Shawshank Redemption, Time Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Andy Dufrene, Red, Butts, Butt stuff  

The spooktacular concludes! The Blair With Project is a movie I wanted to hate. Does it hold up? Does the Blair Witch poop in the woods? I mean…I'd imagine right? It lives there. Where else would it poop? And don't say it doesn't poop. I once read a novel which posited that EVERYBODY poops.

Why does google drive keep changing the image it uses for audio files? That's the real mystery man. I can't figure that out at 5:45 in the morning, too early. Does the original The Texas Chainsaw Massacre hold up? Is Leatherface the least competent villain of all time? Is black mold the real killer? Find out now!

Two serious movie buff critically analyze the 1976 horror classic Carrie. Just kidding! It's Late To The Table ya'll! Butts ahooooooooooy!!!!!!

The guys finally reach episode 150 and are forced to enact their murder/suicide pact. Stay tuned for next week, Late To The Table: The Zombie Years! It's like saved by the bell except I think Dustin Diamond is in jail now and no one is getting paid. By the by, 12 Angry Men! Does it hold up? Probably! But listen to this GD episode to find out babies!

The guys watch Flash Gordon due to popular demand and answer some of life's deepest questions.

In which two self-absorbed assholes ignore one of the greatest movies of all time by talking about nonsense. This episode starts of Raiders Of The Lost Ark quality, transitions to Temple Of Doom quality, and then bottoms out at Crystal Skull quality.

The guys are diagnosed with werewolf fever and their families must watch as they slowly succumb to the symptoms. Does the 1985 "classic" Teen Wolf hold up? I mean, guess. What do you think? It's no Citizen Kane.

You know what's messed up? Not nuclear war. Not the cold war. The fact that we wake up everyday to an alarm clock. Never get to wake up naturally. Makes you think right? Right?! Whatever. You people. Blah blah Dr. Strangelove blah blah hold up? Blah blah Star Fox references.

The guys are completely surprised by the 1908s cult classic Heathers. So surprised they mostly talk about Game Of Thrones and poop vampires. Unused Jerry Seinfeld Unabomber joke: Why do they call it a LOSS of LIFE? You're not going to find it again!

The sequel that no one asked for. The podcast that no one likes. Late To The Table bravely ventures into the world of Gremlins 2. Marvel as they discusses the finer points of the time space continuum present in children's dessert snacks.

Action* Movie Month begins! See the pulse pounding dystopian robot thriller Her! Action juggernaut Joaquin Phoenix turns in a bone breaking performance in the best shoot 'em up this decade! *All lies

Does the 1982 classic Fast Times At Ridgemont High hold up or is it just an excuse for the gang to come up with the longest episode title ever?  Topics include: nudity, nudity, and a surprising amount of Power Rangers.

Any failings of the 1980ss classic Road House are from my own initial interpretation of it.  It is my fault.  I can't stress that enough.  You need to see this movie.  Why?  Well, listen to the dang ol' episode to find out gumshoes!  

You may have loved this movie as a child. You may have good intentions….but I can never trust your judgment again.  I'm sorry.  It has to be this way.  We did everything we could.   Does Pee Wee's big adventure hold up?  Is the town he lives in run by Inspector Gadget?  What was the police force's idea behind Inspector Gadget?  Take the worst cop and the best tech and meet in the middle?  Makes no...

And Rich Arlok so loved his only podcast that he edited it on the way home from comic-con in the wee hours of the morn, and the people saw it and knew it to be good.  Well the people knew it to be at least passable am I right?   Man who knows anything.  Superman! Christopher Reeve! Does it hold up?  Does Mike's hatred of the character blind him to the light of truth and justice?  Yes, yes it does....

Mike and Rich venture beneath the planet of the apes and unsurprisingly discover something involving boners.  Sorry.

Al Pacino Movie Month is over! We did it! Serpico baby! Get ready for some hard hitting analysis with no tom foolery whatsoever.   *Business time owned by Flight of the Conchords, Mega Man is owned by Capcom…that Mega Man thing isn't relevant to the episode, I just thought you might care. 

America's foremost movie experts somehow encounter the topics of cannibalism, dinosaurs, and time travel while reviewing The Godfather.  PART 2 BABY!

Sexy movies experts Mike McKellis and Rich Arlock watch one of the greatest films of all time and still manage to talk about butts.   Al Pacino Movie Month* continues! (Part one babies!) *not actually a month

In which the guys play the game of kings "Dick Tracy Villain OR Rapper" and Mike quietly questions his 10 year friendship with Rich.

Does the Don Bluth animated classic hold up?  Do the guys finally become successful business men with their idea for double philly cheese steaks?  Hide your kids, hide your wife, it's Late To The Table episode 133 baby!

The guys watch another classic 80s movie and start beef with the entire DC universe.

The guys question their sanity and netflix's decision to reboot The Dark Crystal.  A beloved fantasy movie from the 80s or an act of emotional terrorism.  I mean probably somewhere in the middle, have you seen this thing?