Late To The Table

In which two self-absorbed assholes ignore one of the greatest movies of all time by talking about nonsense. This episode starts of Raiders Of The Lost Ark quality, transitions to Temple Of Doom quality, and then bottoms out at Crystal Skull quality.

The guys are diagnosed with werewolf fever and their families must watch as they slowly succumb to the symptoms. Does the 1985 "classic" Teen Wolf hold up? I mean, guess. What do you think? It's no Citizen Kane.

You know what's messed up? Not nuclear war. Not the cold war. The fact that we wake up everyday to an alarm clock. Never get to wake up naturally. Makes you think right? Right?! Whatever. You people. Blah blah Dr. Strangelove blah blah hold up? Blah blah Star Fox references.

The guys are completely surprised by the 1908s cult classic Heathers. So surprised they mostly talk about Game Of Thrones and poop vampires. Unused Jerry Seinfeld Unabomber joke: Why do they call it a LOSS of LIFE? You're not going to find it again!

The sequel that no one asked for. The podcast that no one likes. Late To The Table bravely ventures into the world of Gremlins 2. Marvel as they discusses the finer points of the time space continuum present in children's dessert snacks.

Action* Movie Month begins! See the pulse pounding dystopian robot thriller Her! Action juggernaut Joaquin Phoenix turns in a bone breaking performance in the best shoot 'em up this decade! *All lies

Does the 1982 classic Fast Times At Ridgemont High hold up or is it just an excuse for the gang to come up with the longest episode title ever?  Topics include: nudity, nudity, and a surprising amount of Power Rangers.

Any failings of the 1980ss classic Road House are from my own initial interpretation of it.  It is my fault.  I can't stress that enough.  You need to see this movie.  Why?  Well, listen to the dang ol' episode to find out gumshoes!  

You may have loved this movie as a child. You may have good intentions….but I can never trust your judgment again.  I'm sorry.  It has to be this way.  We did everything we could.   Does Pee Wee's big adventure hold up?  Is the town he lives in run by Inspector Gadget?  What was the police force's idea behind Inspector Gadget?  Take the worst cop and the best tech and meet in the middle?  Makes no...

And Rich Arlok so loved his only podcast that he edited it on the way home from comic-con in the wee hours of the morn, and the people saw it and knew it to be good.  Well the people knew it to be at least passable am I right?   Man who knows anything.  Superman! Christopher Reeve! Does it hold up?  Does Mike's hatred of the character blind him to the light of truth and justice?  Yes, yes it does....

Mike and Rich venture beneath the planet of the apes and unsurprisingly discover something involving boners.  Sorry.

Al Pacino Movie Month is over! We did it! Serpico baby! Get ready for some hard hitting analysis with no tom foolery whatsoever.   *Business time owned by Flight of the Conchords, Mega Man is owned by Capcom…that Mega Man thing isn't relevant to the episode, I just thought you might care. 

America's foremost movie experts somehow encounter the topics of cannibalism, dinosaurs, and time travel while reviewing The Godfather.  PART 2 BABY!

Sexy movies experts Mike McKellis and Rich Arlock watch one of the greatest films of all time and still manage to talk about butts.   Al Pacino Movie Month* continues! (Part one babies!) *not actually a month

In which the guys play the game of kings "Dick Tracy Villain OR Rapper" and Mike quietly questions his 10 year friendship with Rich.

Does the Don Bluth animated classic hold up?  Do the guys finally become successful business men with their idea for double philly cheese steaks?  Hide your kids, hide your wife, it's Late To The Table episode 133 baby!

The guys watch another classic 80s movie and start beef with the entire DC universe.

The guys question their sanity and netflix's decision to reboot The Dark Crystal.  A beloved fantasy movie from the 80s or an act of emotional terrorism.  I mean probably somewhere in the middle, have you seen this thing? 

In an effort to continue watching movies where children are wantonly endangered the guys watch the 2015 movie Room.  It's that thing we do sometimes where we watch a movie that's critically acclaimed and you know…good.  Get shocked yo!

America's two greatest entrepreneurs completely ignore the 1999 classic The Boondock Saints to finally strike it rich.

Mike and Rich have some mild fun with the highest grossing movie of 1987.  What happens when Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson have to raise a baby?  What happens when Mr. Spock directs it? Why do we always pose questions in these descriptions?  Is there a god?  FIND OUT NOW NOW NOW.

As time runs out to stop the atomic space-cat two intrepid heroes risk it all to see if Batman Returns holds up.  Has too much time passed for this classic?  You can't spell time without Tim Burton!  More like…TIME BURTON.  I can't think of a Michael Keaton pun, it's late. 

Rich puts on his Fast and Furious apologist hat while Mile slides into his cynical jerk pants to determine why people love this franchise.  They do love it.  Really hard.  People love these movies.   But not this one.  Why?  FIND OUT NOW BABIES.

The gang finally reach 125 episodes and check in to see if the greatest musical of all time holds up.  Singin' In The Rain is a movie of spectacle and grandeur.  Late To the Table is a podcast mostly about dicks.  The unstoppable force meets the moveable object.  Late To The Table being very movable.  Let's go babies!

Mike and Rich impress the world with another perfect podcast episode and their knowledge of dicks.  Not Christian Bale.  Actual penises.  I respect Christian Bale, he's an artist.  American Psycho is art.  Bloody, fucky, violent art….with Willem Dafoe.